Disclaimer: The Harry Potter stuff belongs to J.K. Rowling and FMA stuff belongs to Arakawa Hiromu

and let the procrastination begin!!! Muahahaha!!!....ahem....well...what can I say. I haven't updated in a while... let me take the liberty to comment to your comments....(comment on comments?...well...it's possible)

The Lightning Alchemist

Jeez... Its so good... Ed seems like the same old 15 year old Ed that I know (and I've only seen the first 10 episodes cries) Just please continue soon, I always forget stories so looks around screams PLEASE CONTINUE!

lol.. well Ed will always be Ed no matter how much he matures.

Light of Purity

Dude. Numero Uno. Author's Notes dont get their own page!...Numero Dos. keep writing.

Numero uno: I've never read any rules about that and it turns out that many people here does it. Numero dos: here it is! Numero tres: My gender is female

KitsuneOfShadows

omg... i finally found another FMA crossover... i thought this was pretty good... i thought this was a MUST read... continue! and if you like YYh ficcys... hinthint UPDATE!

I'm glad you like it

Dreams of Magic

Oh ... Ed seems to hate Hermoine alot! Where's Al and why is he there alone? How did he get to London in the first place?

You see...I never plan out the stories I write so I just make them up as I go along. Therefore, even I don't know what's going to happen in this story XD

Spyden182

Awesome,

This is getting real interesting, really fast.

Awesome, I can't think of a better word for this story so far...XD

BTW: How did you see all the episodes of FMA so quickly?

anyway
KEEP UPDATING!!

Thanks. I'mglad you like it and I downloaded (cough) Illegally (cough) the episodes over the internet.

Misao, Demon Master

WE! Okay ... so now I know he's Ed ... but what's his brother's name? Yesh ... the last episode I saw made me almost cry ... poor Eddy. Poor Wittle Eddy! Hee hee! It must make him REALLY angry to have a bunch of people call him a midget! And don't gimme any of that sarcasism junk. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Sorry ... I lost control. I can see that Hermione's "Relationship" with Eddy's is going to be a bit strained ... maybe even like Trelawney's ... HOLY CRAP! I usually never go this long in a review without some sort of interuption ... like talking about something almost comepletely unrelated to the fanfic! Okay ... Please Update Soon!

The bro's name is Alphonse (Al for short) and the part that I cried on the last episode was when ---------------SPOILER!!!! DON'T READ BEYOND THIS IF YOU DIDN'T SEE WHOLE SERIES!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!! ---------------------- Riza was crying over Roy when he was shot. I thought he was dead or something. And I was like oh my gwad!!! noooo!! Roy can't be dead!!!And it turns out that he's alive. So I was like...omg!!! Roy, you're alive!!! and I sound like a mindless fangirl right now..... SPOILER OVER!........and only time and a little concentration for me will tell what's going to happen.

Anyways...Enjoy!

Chapter 3: Welcome to Hogwarts

"This year, we have added the wondrous subject of Alchemy to our curriculum. And I am honored to introduce our very first Alchemy professor in the history of Hogwarts, Mr. Edward Elric.", said Dumbledore as he gestured his hands toward the blonde alchemist and applauded for him. Edward stood up…however, the hall was immediately reverberating murmurs which filled the Great Hall: "He must be a dwarf." "My god, he's a midget." And there was even "Where? Where is he? I don't see him." As Ed heard some of these insults, he automatically said, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC MIGDET?!" …well let me clarify, he yelled. His voice rang throughout the spacious Great Hall. And all was silent. He slumped back on his lumpy chair and Dumbledore finished, "Let the feast begin." And he waved his hand and savory foods filled the tables.

Everybody took little of each thing that were around them. Now, let's see what the trio is up to: Ron's plate was literally a mountain of foods which was overwhelmingly high that it might all fall down. Harry's plate was nice and flat but Hermione did not have a plate…she just had an apple in her hand.

"Hey, Hermione…are you on a diet or something?" asked Ron.

"No, I just don't feel like eating much." said Hermione as she looked grimly at the Alchemist's direction.

"Hermione, you really need to eat. You're skinny as you are.", said Harry as he took a huge out of his chicken wing.

"I just don't want to eat anything else besides this one apple. You know that I always eat like a monster."

"Yeah…sure… 'eat like a monster'" said Harry sarcastically.

"You know what I mean" said Hermione teasingly.

Then a red headed girl joined the trio.

"Hey Hermione! Did you get to see that new professor? He's so small that I could hardly get a glimpse of him. And I've heard he's like 20 years old."

"Yes Ginny. I have seen him…in fact I have met him." Said Hermione without enthusiasm.

"You did? When?"

"On the train, we all met him. He's the biggest dickhead that I have met, besides Malfoy of course."

"Well…I don't believe you so I'll just have to wait and see. I wonder when I have his class." Said Ginny as she pulled out her schedule.

"Well, what do you know? I have it the very first slot on the first day.", she said, rather excited.

"Well good luck." Said Hermione sarcastically.

"When do you three have his class?"

They all pulled out their schedules.

"I have it second slot." Said Hermione, rather repulsively.

"I have it second too." Said Harry.

"Make that three." Said Ron

"And you know what's better? We have it with the Slytherins." Informed Hermione.

"That'll be loads of fun." Said Harry sarcastically. (Is it just me or is there a lot of sarcasm going on in here?)

"By the way, did you ever find out who the Head Boy is?" suddenly asked Ginny to Hermione.

"Nope…I'll just be happy with anyone as long it isn't a Slytherin. Better yet, Malfoy" said Hermione.

"I'm sure it isn't a Slytherin."

"I guess we'll find out now." Said Hermione as Dumbledore ascended on to the platform.

"I would like to take this time to introduce you all to our Head Boy and Head Girl for this year at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy, Slytherin House and Hermione Granger, Gryffindor House. Congratulations you two and good luck. And now, Prefects, I would like for you to lead the first years to their dormitories."

Hermione, who was in the state of shock at that moment, looked around for Malfoy and he had a malicious smirk...The smirk that Hermione loathed ever since she met him. Did she have to share the same common room with that bloody git? That git who calls her a mud blood every opportunity he has? This year has clearly started ghastly.

She has arrived at an enormous painting with a girl about fifteen years old, with long, elegant blonde hair, wearing a beautiful red dress. She was sitting in a chair with a black cat with a pair of lamp like yellow eyes that seemed to glow.

"You must be the new Head Girl. Yes?" Said the girl in the painting having a hint of a French accent.

"Erm…yes." Said Hermione rather timidly.

"The password to the heads common room is 'Diligo quod Pacis'"

"Thanks. Diligo quod Pacis" said Hermione as the painting swung open to reveal a very roomy area. On the left, there was a fireplace, producing warmth to the room. There was a plump looking couch and a chair, close to the fireplace. On the right, there were bookshelves filled with books of all sizes. Straight ahead, there was a room that seemed to be a bathroom and on the sides there were stairs with green carpet with a serpent laid out on the left side and red carpet with a lion laid out on the right. It was really a beautiful place to be in. But one problem…she had to share it with Malfoy. This thought just busted her bubble. She gave out a loud sigh and went to check out the bathroom. And she found the most pleasant thing in this whole wide world. Malfoy was in there fixing up his hair…but the bathroom was just pure luxury with huge marble bath tub, huge slate of mirror that covered one side of the room and the sink was made of marble with fancy looking faucets.

"Welcome Granger. You're in luck. There's a huge mirror for your amazingly frizzy hair." Said Malfoy.

"Yeah…you're in luck too. There's a huge mirror for your overly inflated head." Said Hermione with a fake smile.

"Ouch Granger. That really hurt." Said Malfoy mockingly, putting his hand to his heart.

Hermione scoffed and went up the right side of the stairs with red carpet, assuming it led up to her room. As if you didn't already know, the bedroom was exquisite also. The bed was a queen size with a red, elegant comforter neatly laid on the bed. It was just one of those bedrooms that you read about in a book with a princess. Her belongings were already in its proper place and she changed into her pajamas and just collapsed on the bed.

Meanwhile, Ed was in his bedroom, lying on the humongous queen bed, reading about the Philosopher's Stone of Hogwarts. But fatigue started to override his whole body and he let the book fall onto the ground and fell into a deep slumber.

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