Because Kelly doesn't get enough credit.
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Kelly, holding pom-poms:
Look for the girl necessities!
Care about the cheerleader's PMS-full strife!
I mean those girl necessities
Old Mother Playtex's recipes
Daddy buys the girl necessities of life
Whenever I do flips, whenever I cause little geeks to cry
I couldn't be fonder of my big...
THE BEES ARE BUZZING IN THOSE TREES.
They make some honey just for ME!
When you look under the rocks and plants
I'm going to say, "Ew! Ants!"
Then maybe make you try a few
The girl necessities of life won't come to you
They'll come to me, YAY!
Look for the girl necessities!
The pretty girl's necessities
Forget about your natural hair color and your eyes
I mean, why can't Suzie ever wear mascara?
That's why a cheerleader can never rest at ease,
She's always looking after her fellow bimbo-ees.
Now when I pick a guy
I'm always just prepared
And YOU pick up a ten,
I'll steal 'em once again,
Don't take me on your date,
When you try and pick a mate
I try to use the claw
And maybe introduce him to your ex, mwhahah!
Very Stupid Cheerleader:
When I try and pick up Paulie with his hotness and leather shoes...
Kelly, angrily:
Have I given you a clue ?
He's mine, bitch.
He won't come to you!
(Pause, looks calm)
So just try and relax, yay! Cool it!
I'm having a party in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something other bitches,
If you act like that chick acts, uh uh
You're not in our clique anymore, go join Adam and that albino!
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For me to save you from this fate, I'm already going make some jocks pound you!
When you find out you can't live without me
And go along not thinkin' about me
I'll tell you something true
The girl necessities of life won't come to you
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CHEERLEADERS ATTACK.
MWHAHAHAH.