Hello, my googly-eyed Russian dancers.
To clear up any confusion, the last post's song was from The Jungle Book.
This is from Peter Pan.
Paul. Peter.
Both are psychotic freaks.
("You're black." Says the pot to the kettle.)
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Paul:
Think of Jesse, who
you've sought
Any horrid little thought
Think of Shadowland,
think of it's highs and lows…
Think of spirits we all hate…
And…
(Sarcastically)
Here
We
Go!
Like a ghost in
the rift…
Chorus:
You can
shift! You can shift!
You can shift! You can shift!
Paul:
Soon you'll
materialize all around the astral plane…
All it takes is
sleeping around and lust
but the thing that's a positive must
Is
a little bit of books that have collected must…
(beat)
Only kidding.
(musical beat)
(spoken) The LUST is a positive must.
Chorus:
You can
shift! You can shift!
You can shift! You can shift!
Paul:
When there's
some fear in your heart
There's no better time to start
It's a
very simple plan…
To get in your pants, I'm doing all I can…
At least it's worth a try.
A shot.
'CAUSE YOUR HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
---FIN---
And here, Suze kicks Paul veeeeeeeery hard.
But he's too busy singing to notice her foot is in Paul's private place.
I have three minions. You know who you are. I love you…
LET'S BRING PAUL TO LIFE.
And Suzie-Q, too…
Jesse, however, can stay in the freaking book. His pants are MUCH too tight.
Yeah. We'll bring him to life, too.
AND ON TO THE NEXT SONG.
I'll be working in my lair...