Two updates in two days.
Be happy, my candy-coated atomic bombs.
And sing to the tune of Hellfire, from Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's one of my favorite Disney movies.
(The one with the singing gargoyles, of course. the actual movie can go straight to-)
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Ghosts:
Vultus nos
teneo vos diligo suus (Look, we know you love her, and you want
some kin)
A emanio sensus , piaculum (A spreading feeling, a sin)
Rambling latin, translate it yourself (We're your lackeys, just a little bit)
More rambling, don't these guys shut up? (And we can't rhyme for shi-)
Paul:
All
these ghosts I own…
You know I am a controlling man
of my
criminal record I am justly proud
Ghosts:
Et tibit Paul (And to you, Paulie)
Paul:
All
you little slaves
you know I'm so much better than
the common,
vulgar, weak, non-shifter crowd
Ghosts:
Certus, quidne? (Sure, why not?)
Paul:
Then
tell me, annoying spirits
why I see her mediating there
why her
algae eyes still scorch my soul
Ghosts:
Cogitatione (In thought)
Paul:
I
feel her, I see her
the astral light caught in brown hair
is
blazing in me out of all control
Ghosts:
Verbo et opere (In word and se- um, deed?)
Paul:
Like
fire
Hellfire
This fire in my wood
(A/N:
And he's not talking about a cherry tree. Nope.)
This
burning
Desire
is turning me to GOOD?
It's NOT my fault.
Ghosts:
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
Paul:
I'm not to blame!
Ghosts:
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
Paul:
It
is the naive school-girl
the bitch who sent this flame
Ghosts:
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)
Paul:
It's not my fault!
Ghosts:
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
Paul:
If it's in MY plan…
Ghosts:
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
Paul:
God
made this chick so much
Stronger than a man
Ghosts:
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)
Paul:
Protect
me, something magical
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't
let her morals sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Susannah
And let
her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Biker Bob:
Sir Paul the Small, the girl has escaped from your room.
Paul:
Whaaaaat?
Biker Bob:
Dude, you are into some serious S & M. I saw the chains. Was she willing? 'Cause I want some of that-
Paul:
But
how? Never mind. Get out, you idiot
I'll find her. I'll
find her if I have to burn down all of California!
Hellfire
I'm the dark fire
Now Suzie, it's your turn
Choose
me or
Your Jesse
Be mine or you will burn
Ghosts:
Kyrie Eleison (Have some mercy)
Paul:
Those blindfolds are so hot, though.
Ghosts:
Kyrie Eleison (Those chains are mighty smexy)
Paul:
Chains? I like the silk better.
Ghosts:
Kyrie Eleison lit mosium twa salio you ti huain reuit ande gir s ir aiw dmwi utoy ighiu ajdne werentusn kyseirt djsuwa gib joi uko youd na ca re fo letyiu matrit wesao mituy sawer que ma question goy uirtjeu hiwur air ti malit mse retys cuetwr salier werftirne ghoy matly a phlesi o!
(Sure.)
Paul:
But
she will be mine
Or she will burn!
---END---
Paul has an STD. Most likely.
And you know this song actually fit my outline. Frollo just sings the Disneyed-down versions.
However, Paul can swear and talk about sex as much as he'd like.
Q: WHERE THE HELL IS SUZE?
A: She escaped from the bondage, moron.
Please review. They warm up my physcotic heart...
CONTEST
And whoever can guess the next song gets a cameo.
'Till the end of the weekend is the time you have.
Please tell me what you think of Paul's song while you guess.