Howdy. Today's parody is from Beauty and the Beast, and has been dubbed Beauty and the Priest.
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Magical
Teapot that rests on Father Dommy's desk:
(speaking)
Oh, does anyone else see what's happening?
Candlestick next to the lamp (???): Ze romance is in the air. Ze girl is in love with ze man.
Jesse: (materializing) What are Suze and Father Dominic doing?
Magical Teapot: I'll tell you when you're older.
Jesse: I'm two hundred and fifty years old!
Magical Teapot: I'm sure you are. Now, run along, and take your bath.
Jesse: Aw! I never get to have any fun.
Magical Teapot: You would have fun, but you wear tight pants, so no. You don't get any fun.
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Magical
Teapot: (singing)
Tale as old as Sister Eristine
Illegal as it can be (She's only seventeen)
Barely even peers
Then somebody drinks beer
Unexpectedly
Just a pedophiliac change
Criminal to say the least
Both a little scarred
Couldn't do it when the nuns were on guard…
Beauty and the Priest
Ever just a crime
He always pays Suze a dime
Never as before
Ever just as sure
That the $ will rise
Tale as old as Father Dom
Who hasn't been turned on since his last prom
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as an STD (certain as HIV)
It was almost contracted in the Bronx
Tale as old as Jesse's sex drive
Suze needed something alive…
Beauty and the Priest
Tale as old as Sister Eristine
Come on, Father Dom! SUZE IS ONLY SEVENTEEN.
Beauty and the Priest
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