So yay, new update. This is an "I'll Make a Man Out of You," from Mulan parody. I'm going to do another one sometime, like "I'll Make a Fangirl Out of You,".
The reason I haven't been updating is because I've been on Ebay, buying a Kaoru poster.
I LOVE YOU, BABY. LET'S RENDEZVOUS TO ANOTHER COMIC BOOK.
He's so gorgeous..
AND HE'S IN A SAILOR SUIT.
---START---
Paul:
Let's get down to business--to seduce the girlfriend.
Why did they send me Jesse when I asked for Suze?
You're the saddest ghost I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Bitch, please, I'll make a girl out of you
I may look sexy as hell
But I'm evil within
Once you act like a shifting mentor
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic undead
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a girl out of you
Jesse:
I'm never going to catch his breath-
Suze (grabs her suitcase):
Say good-bye to those who knew me.
Jesse:
Boy, was I a fool for answering Paul's call…
Paul:
HAHA! I've got him scared to death!
Jesse (sharpens his knife):
Hope he doesn't see what I'm doing.
Paul:
When I'm done, Suze won't be able to screw him.
Suze:
Screw you, I'll become a lesbian.
Ghosts holding Jesse down:
We must be ignore Suze's shivers
(Paul: She isn't escaping.)
With all the force of a (censored) strewn
With all the strength of this zombie choir
Mysterious as the dark side of Paul's-
Well, you'll find the word out soon.
Paul:
Time is racing toward us till the police arrive
Heed my every order and I might let you survive
You're unsuited for the loss of my whore
So pack up, go back to your cage, you're through
How could I make a girl out of you?
Ghosts holding Jesse down:
We must be swift when the doctor delivers
With all the force of a forced sex change
With all the annoyance of our pointless redundancy
Mysterious as the dark side of Paul's-
Um, ask your mommy.
---FIN---
Did you know that this was the most requested song (next to Part of Your World)?
MWHAHAHAHAHA.
YOU'RE SCARRED FOR LIFE.
This is lame...
Bleah. I want chocolate. I feel almost sane right now.
Review, my sushi rolls of love.
I'll give you wasabi..