Dance Dance Revolution is an evil game, you know?
I want to kill the stupid music...
Wheeeeee. This is 'Reflection' from Mulan.
Well, the parody of it, anyway. Since people thought there wasn't enough Jesse. Also, they wanted an update.
And I'm lazy..
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Jesse:
Look at me
I will never pass for a perfect son..
Or a perfect daughter
Can it be?
I'm not meant to play this gender?
Now I see…
That if I were truly to be myself
I would break Susannah's heart..
Suze:
Wait. What?
Jesse:
Who is that girl I see
Staring straight
Back at me?
Suze:
Huh?
Jesse:
Why is my reflection someone
I am scared of?
Somehow my parents cannot hide
Who I am
Though they've tried
When will they let me show
Who I am inside?
Suze:
Oh. Oh. No. Please, God, NO.
Jesse:
When will people let me show
Who I am inside?
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And since Reflection is a relatively short song…
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Jesse:
I am a woman now..
And I'm very…
Sexy and proud..
Brad is the best thing
That has ever
Happened to me
Suzie, I'm just so sad..
That I can't touch Brad…
Can you help me interact..
I'll possess,
And you'll undress…
Suze:
You know what? I'm going to take up Paul's offer.
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Come on. Tell me you did not see that coming. Jesse's song?
HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL.
Not that's there is anything wrong with that, but come on. He wears Spandex. And he likes his pet kitten.
Named Spike.
Also, I tried to keep the Paul references to a minimum this time, because even though Jesse is a cross-dresser…
He still wants to smite Paul's children. With a flamethrower.
Review, my innocent mirrors..
And pandas will crawl into cream puffs..
(A/N: This was not meant to be homophobic in any way at all.)