PORTMAN'S POV

I'm not sure if I should feel offended that Jules blew me off to do some top secret detention causing mayhem with Connie or the fact that I wasn't invited along.

On the other hand though, my first thought when she told me that if they got caught it would be eternity in detention was 'that's my girl'.

My girl, how true that was. And it felt great knowing that it was reality and not some bogus fantasy world that I used to live in.

"I've got sunshine
On a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside,
I've got the month of May.

Well, I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl. (My girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl. (My girl)"

"Dude you have seriously lost your fucking marbles!"

I whipped around to find Fulton standing behind me with a look that was half horrified half amused.

"Nope, just got MY GIRL!" I started singing again knowing it would make Fulton even more confused.

"Aw man I love that song!" Averman appeared behind Fulton.

"You would" Fulton mumbled obviously not impressed.

He's just bitter that we have the two hottest girls on the team (I know they're the only girls but you have to admit, they are pretty hot) and his cheerleader friend was avoiding him.

"What can I do for ya Averman?" I asked letting him into the room. It wasn't a regular occurrence that Averman paid us Bash Brothers a visit.

"Well my girlfriend seems to be M.I.A. and I was wondering if you knew where she was?" he asked me.

"Mine's MIA too man, but she did say her and Connie were going on a….what was it? oh yeah, a 'top secret detention causing mayhem mission that would end in an eternal detention if they were ever caught' was what Julie said. If you ask me though, I do not want to be on the receiving end of whoever has attracted their wrath" I told him.

"Whoah, only three people I've ever known her to be that mad at was McGill in pee-wees, Sandersen at the Goodwill Games and Guy the other week when he called her creepy" Averman said wide eyed. He obviously had no idea who the target was either.

"Whoever it is I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens and pray the girls don't get caught. Orion's still pissed about the two weeks detention the entire team got for the cafeteria and running in the hall" I said.

"Yeah this would send the big man into a spin" Averman looked terrified at what Coach Orion might do if his two girls got eternal detention.

"Lets just hope they don't get caught then eh?" I said sitting down on my bed. It sure felt weird having a real conversation with Lester Averman.

JULIE'S POV

"There I think that should do it!" Connie held up the dress for inspection.

I carefully peered at it.

"Connie you are a genius!" I declared.

Connie had taken great care in pinching Alexis' dress from her closet and had proceeded to unpick every seam, including the zip and the hem to make it look like the dress had just fallen apart magically. She now had no choice but to wear her white one.

She'd then done the same thing to Britney's hot pink dress but taking great care in making it look like the dress was still perfect. One wrong move, however, and Britney had better hope she decided to wear underwear to the dance.

Knowing her though, she probably wouldn't, thus ensuring maximum humiliation.

But we weren't nearly done yet. Connie had also 'fixed' their shoes and I decided to help them unleash their inner blondness. Well, their orangeness anyway since I knew they both dyed their hair dark thus making our little bleaching weapon work a treat.

"Anything else we should corrupt?" Connie asked.

I checked my watch, we still had half an hour before cheerleading practice would be over.

"Yeah, hand me that dark lip gloss" I had another idea.

Grabbing a pen from what looked like Alexis' desk, well it did have photos of her and various hot guys all over it, I carefully broke the tip off and held it so that the ink didn't pour out until I was ready for it to.

"Here" Connie was on the verge of laughing hysterically. She knew what I was thinking.

"Hold it steady" I carefully poured the dripping ink into the tube ensuring that none escaped and left a telltale blue stain on the tube.

I then used the wand to mix the ink in with the gloss.

"That is the freakin cherry on top of a very satisfying sundae!" Connie exclaimed when we'd finished.

"Okay we should really go now" I looked at my watch again and realised that we might need 15 minutes to escape without being seen.

We peered out into the hallway, relieved to find it empty, we quickly stepped out of the room and shut the door behind us.

"Okay that was really satisfying" Connie sighed happily.

"I know, I can't wait for tonight now" I laughed. Messing with their clothes and cosmetics were just the tip of a really large iceberg.

Those girls were going to pay for the way they'd been treating us and our friends, especially for those horrible things they said about Goldberg.

"Is it all rigged?" Connie was referring to the 'grand finale'.

"Sure is, Dwayne let me borrow his rope" I said innocently and Connie laughed.

"So wanna go get ready for the dance?" she asked.

"I sure do!" I replied.

This was gonna be one hell of a night.

okay, I decided to give you a little teaser on the cheerleader pranks, I hope they're to everyone's satisfaction. There will be another chapter after this one which will be the dance, I didn't write it as one huge chapter cos I've got the flu and I didn't want it to suck. So I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe Easter and I'll update again next week.

Thanks to all for your reviews!

Oh by the way, the song "My Girl" belongs to the Temptations (I have no idea where Dean singing it came from but there it is!)