Alright, we don't care if you hate the randomness and this fic has no real point. WE'RE FUCKING BORED!!!!!!!!!!

"Well?" The man muttered, pulling blankets from his face to allow sweet air to flow into his lungs.

"Well what?"

"Well?"'

"You can tell you've been... out of 'practice' since the last time I was 'with' you." The blond woman responded, with pure honesty.

Remus felt his cheeks grow a hot hue of pink, stomach knotting with disappointment.

Aicii sighed, pushing the man's arm from her waist. She emitted an agitated groan as she crawled nude on hands and knees. Clothes. Where the fuck were her clothes? She nibbled on her lip, Remus tended to throw them.. on the lamp shade! OF COURSE! Snatching the articles from said object she stumbled down the halls between the great schools walls, dressing as she did so. She was an expert of 'fuck-and-run.'

"Ms. Jei! My class is not nap time and unless you wish to turn out like your disrespectful mother, I suggest you wake and listen!" Severus snapped, gripping both ends of his wand with strong pale hands.

Draco and crew, snickering, rested back against their chairs, eyebrows lifted.

Belle's lips pulled upward to a chuckle, "You're just jealous because she'd rather fuck a toad than you." Her voice was cool and calm as it drifted throughout the dungeon of the potions room. Once the students, no matter which house, heard, each could not resist their impulses, laughter. Severus on the other hand was fuming. His knuckles grew a shade of white as his grip upon his wand tightened until, 'SNAP'.

"Professor, your wand broke a little."

"Four-hundred points... from Slytherin." The words escaped his lips before he could comprehend what they were.

"Ha, because you're not even a 4.00?" Belle's tone held that 'smart ass tone' her mother had reminded her fellow teachers.

"Out of my class until you learn respect for your superiors."

"Superiors?" Belle glanced around the room, "I would. but everyone here is below me... Sevy." With slender arms crossed across her chest, the girl cocked a competitive brow as if to say, 'come at me.'

Confusion?

Expected.

Roughly twenty years back Hogwarts was plagued by the Jei sisters. Aicii and Beiyu Jei. Gorgeous, talented, completely soulless, heartless, bitches. The two half sisters were orphaned at the soft ages of five, innocence was easily lost. When both were of age, they were 'adopted' (more of the family was forced to take in them) by close relatives of the Malfoy family, the Blacks. Of course the two smart asses were far too much for the family, mostly the young Sirius, but the two were both smart and strong enough to fit in. From then on it was school, mostly messing around. In her seventh year Beiyu, the eldest, joined death eaters and later was sent to Azkaban. In her sixth year Aicii literally disappeared. She left not only city, but country to hide her pregnancy. She was not ashamed of her child, more of, the father was unknown. In need of a Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Albus Dumbledore sent Aicii and daughter an invitation to become student and teacher.

'Dumbledore's office. This brings memories... except for the fact that it's not me in trouble, but me giving the detention. Oh I like it.' Aicii fingered the many objects upon the desk, she was easily amused. Albus emitted an airy chuckle and patted her shoulder, she was still the same immature girl she had been when they met. He lightly pushed her hip to motion for her to leave his chair, sighing she did so. Belle took the seat on the other side of the desk, finger nails tapping the surface in a bored manner.

"Well, like mother like daughter I see." Albus chuckled once more, the girl held her mothers fiery personality, but was the picture of her father.

"What do I need to do here Professor? I will apologise to you, but Sna-"

"Professor Snape."

"Professor Snape is a jerk." Belle gritted her teeth and fell back against her chair in an angry huff.

With an amused grin the headmaster motioned for Aicii to take his seat, which she gladly did, the only person to get to a bull headed female, was another bull headed female.

Once the old man was out of sight the blond woman wrapped her arms tightly around her daughters frail figure, "Belle I'll never disown you!"

"Aw Mo- WAIT! You were going to disown me?!"

"I was contemplating."

"You bitch."

"Flattering will get you no where, sweetie."

"It usually does with your dates."

"Honey, I'm intending to fuck them anyway."

"And the 'Mother of The Year' goes to.."

"And the 'No Food Or Cash For Three Months' goes to-"

"Okay, I'm shutting up."

"You're learning."

Stroking her daughter's thick black hair, Aicii noted how greasy it felt, much like someone else..

"ACHOO!"

"Bless you Professor Snape."

"Silence!"

Breaking from her mother's warm embrace Belle groaned and left the headmaster's room, mother waiting before following far behind. It hadn't been a fulfilling or amusing day, but at least it was nearly over. Peeves ran his cold fingers through her head, "Why Jei-Jei I can't feel your brain! i knew you never had one."

"Hey Peeves! Get bent, oh yeah.. you don't have a dick anymore."

"Touche."

"Thanks."

This is Whorey's chapter.. AND I'M TIRED OF WRITING!