I apologize if this Christmas special is worse than you thought because I couldn't really think of anything else. Well I hope that you'll "enjoy" this chap.
(A typical Uzumaki Christmas…)
"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHES OF 'OLY! FA LA LA LA-"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR ONCE!?!?" Katsuki screamed at them (Wing, Yuki, and Kira (1)), but they continued singing at the top of their lungs.
"Geez, one reason why I hate it when they get drunk…" a few veins popped at the back of his head. He opened his tenth bottle of liquor and poured it in a cup; he pulled out a stone and put it on the Go table.
"So how's the game so far, whose winning?" asked Naruto, looking over Katori's shoulder.
"Isn't it a little too obvious? Mr. Smart-ass is winning of course," a few more veins popped at the back of Katsuki's head.
"If you had put a stone here (points at a spot on the board with his fan), you could have won. I was aiming to get a tie," Katori pointed to a few more spots on the board, explaining that he could have won if he had stones there.
"… (veins pop at the back of his head) so you weren't even trying?"
"Kind of, it would have been harder if I wasn't this smart. Play again?" he started clearing the board.
"If I play another game my heads gonna-" all of a sudden there was squawking, squeaking, and neighing. Katsuki snapped his head around to glare at the three demons.
"Start singing again and you're all dead, got it?" he said it in a cold, hollow voice. The three demons tensed up and ran to their "containers".
"Aw, can't they have a little fun?" Wing picked up her demon (1), "I'm betting that yours wants to come out as well."
"He's around the house somewhere…" Katsuki grumbled and went over the Christmas tree.
"Can't we open our presents now? I'm getting really tired of waiting," he picked up one of his presents and shook it. 'It better be better than last year…'
"We heard that," said Wing and Katori. Katsuki stared at them, "What did you give me this year? A bomb? Or maybe something that will attack me?"
(Memory from last year…)
"AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Katsuki ran around the house; what else would you do if you were being attacked by a pack of angry cats?
"Merry Christmas!" said both Katori and Wing as he ran past them for the tenth time. Naruto sat beside them, wondering if he should help him.
"Don't worry Naruto; he'll be fine (maybe)," Yuki walked up behind him, carrying a bag of chips, "Want some?"
"No thanks," he continued watching.
"YOU CALL THIS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT?" he screamed at them as he dodged a cat that was going to leap on him.
"You know that you can use a jutsu," Katori would have helped him, but it was too fun just to watch him run around like that.
"IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK!!!!" he jumped just in time as ten or twenty cats made an attempt to leap on him.
(Back to present…)
"Don't worry, it won't bite you (I think)," Wing went up to the tree and pulled out a huge box.
"Here, open this one first," she placed it in front of him and took a step back. He looked at it suspiciously; he opened it at arms length, when he opened it he jumped back and had his hands in front of him.
…
Nothing happened; he cautiously went over to his present, Naruto walked up behind him and looked into the box.
"YAHOO!!!!" Katsuki pulled out a small snake and grinned at it (2).
"I told you it wouldn't bite," Wing came up to him and tickled the snake under its chin. Soon she found herself being hugged by Katsuki, "This has to be the best present you've ever given me!"
'Now this is something new…' it was probably the first time Naruto had seen Katsuki this happy before.
"Looks like our old Katsuki's back…" said Katori, only Wing and Yuki heard him.
This was longer than I thought. I didn't really expect it to turn out to be Katsuki's Christmas…Oh well. Merry Christmas!
(1)Just to let you know, Wing's demon is a type of eagle.
(2)Katsuki loves snakes, so he's really happy to have that present. Besides, his demon is a snake.