Naruto's Father
Chapter Eight
Heading to Inari's place
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in my story, which is terribly depressive. Masashi Kishimoto, you rock!! It's all his guys, it's all his!!!
A/N: I know it's been ages since I updated this story, I'm really, really sorry!!! Gomen na sai my faithful readers (if any of you are still left)!!! Gomen!! Gomen!!! Gomen!!!
"Jiiiiiirayaaaaa!!!! Look! Look!" yelled Orochimaru excitedly.
"What is it, Baka?" answered Jiraya annoyed. ("baka" Jap. Idiot)
"I think I need a hairtuc… haircut, it's so long and all tangled up," said Orochimaru pulling at his too long, black, hair.
"We're going to Inari's place, stupid, so shut your mouth and walk!" said Jiraya-sama. It does somehow feel good to boss Orochi around. When I remember our childhood it does give me chills sometimes how superior he seemed to me back then. He's a nobody after all, getting all "cranky" and dumb due to a little opium. I wonder what Tsunade-chan will say, after all she used to have a crush on Orochi because he was so cool and everything, but hey, look what happened to our almighty snake! Hehehe… It's kind of sad too… He used to be my best friend…
"Nande, nande? Ero-senin, we didn't eat anything after all. I AM HUNGRY! Ramen, ramen!! I want to eat lots and lots of ramen!!" Naruto yelled, while jumping from one roof to another.
Sasuke, still brooding over the entire situation made up the rear of their little party. The o-so-mighty Orochimaru has turned into THAT!! That's impossible. I guess I made the right decision by staying in Konoha-gakure instead of training with that god damn snake. I'll learn more from Kakashi-sensei then from him anyway. Just look at that guy, he's a total moron now!
The party of four young Konoha ninja and two legendary San-nin was heading for Inari-kun's place, as they had promised him to come by. However, the menace to the little country had gone with Orochimaru's wits, and the greatest threat, if there was one at all, was his followers, who were all over the place.
Inari's place.
"We're there. Hullo Inari, we've come! You don't happen to have ramen do you?" asked Naruto.
Utterly surprised by the presence of the Orochimaru-sama, Inari gave a gasp and drew his knife.
"What's he doing here?" he asked Naruto. "Snake, prepare yourself to die! Ikeeee!"
"Hold your horses, young man. Orochimaru-san is a war prisoner of Konoha-gakure, and you may not harm him," said Jiraya.
"What's going on?" asked Inari. "Captive? How? When? You guys just arrived, and you already captured him? We fought him for ages, but it was impossible to… to do anything…" Inari sagged to the ground.
"He had an opium overdose" said Shikamaru. "The bar tender poisoned him with a Vodka-martini."
"Yeah, we didn't do a thing, actually," said Neiji. "We were lucky, basically."
"Is that so? I see. Opium…hmmm," said Inari.
"We'll take him back with us to Konoha so that Hokage-sama can judge over him," said Jiraya. We'll try to send financial and economical aid to your country as soon as possible. Shinobi squads will also clean the streets from Orochi's vermin. But now, we would like to eat something."
"Well, yes of course! Come in, come in. I made my very special ramen because I know k´how much Naruto-niichan loves it," said Inari.
End of chapter eight! I hope I'll be able to update within the year. LoL. Please review!!