1Bwee... Yes, this is my first fic . but who says I can't be good at writing, huh? ME, THAT'S WHO! Wait... I'm making myself feel bad X3 Anyways... Yeah. Expect COMPLETE RANDOMNESS FROM ME!

I was listening to the Hawthorne Heights album "If Only You Were Lonely" while writing this... And I love this song! Breathing in Sequence... Ehh, I'm off-topic agian, aren't I? I have a really bad habit of doing that, like I am now XD.

Sorry if any of the characters are out of character, I haven't beaten Kingdom Hearts II and I haven't played Chain of Memories at all T.T SOMEONE GIVE ME THE FREAKIN GAME! and I'm rambling agian... I'm going to shut up and write the fic now before this'll only be a giant Author's Note Thingy Thing.

Excuse the typos. I also over-capitalize things. I'm too lazy to reread my stuff, so deal with it. Oh yeah, if you're a fangirl (or fanboy, but that's scary...) of Lexaeus, I made him stupid. Sorry. I think he is stupid... DON'T COME AFTER ME WITH A PITCHFORK hides

Sigh I should probably end this now before it takes up the whole page... And yes, this is a LarxeneAxel pairing, written in Larxene's POV. Yeah, I waited till the end of my rambling to add that, JUST SO YOU'LL READ MY RAMBLINGS! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Kingdom Heart II. I am also not the only fan of Zexion (Ienzo! He he he...)

I just couldn't take it anymore. He was annoying me to death. That word pretty much sums up the pyromaniac standing behind me, looking over my shoulder to see what I was reading. I was about to burst, I couldn't take his games anymore. Well, that's that he calls them, games. I call them "The-desperate-plea-of-attention-by-the-lonely-boy-who-everyone-hates." Okay, maybe not everyone hated him, but I sure did.

"Whatcha readin', buggie?" Axel asked be suddenly in his stupid voice again, as if he didn't know what I was reading. I read this all the time, the idiot.

"Well, first of all, don't call me buggie. Nor bug. Nor anything ABOUT an insect." I said coolly. I hated the name he gave me because of my unruly bangs. " Second, don't play dumb, you know what I'm reading. Hell, you've been pretending to read it for a while, shouldn't you know it?" I asked, looking up at him. I was sitting in a chair while he was leaning over the back of it.

"Yeah, I guess I know what you're reading. You're a sadist, so of course you'd be reading Marquis de Sade." He replied, as if he wasn't affected by my attitude towards him. That's the only thing that I don't get... He knows I hate him, yet it's as if he doesn't. Almost as if he is desperately trying to get my attention somehow...

Suddenly, the door opened. I stood up and watched as Lexaeus approached me and Axel, probably to tell us something important in that idiotic way of his, in which he did.

"Leader Man wants to see Larxene." He told me and Axel, "And he want the man with the hedgehog hair to go too. He sent Lexaeus to tell Larxene and hedgehog man."

I smirked at the way Axel looked when number five said his name. I was probably going to use the man's talking as a way of teasing the pyro, probably going to infuriate him. Yes, a lot of people call me a sadist, sadistic, and even pessimistic sometimes. The superior, Xemnas, or how the big lug here put it, 'Leader Man,' doesn't appreciate my way of thinking; but unless he wants to lose a finger or two, maybe an arm, I suggest he keep his thoughts to himself.

"What does the Superior want with us?" Was Axel's question, then came a statement, "Also, my name is Axel, and I do not have hedgehog hair"

"Sorry to break it to you, Axel, yes you do" I told him, which made him send me a glare. "Yeah, anyways Lexaeus, why does he want us?"

Number V shrugged. "Leader Man only say 'Bring me them both,' so Lexaeus will. Now, us must go now before Leader Man gets mad." He said and turned, heading for the door. Axel and I naturally followed, wondering what the hell Xemnas wanted with us together.

Yay, chapter one. HOW WAS IT! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW IT WAS! PLEASE! I'M EMO, AND I'LL CUT MY WRISTS IF YOU DON'T! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Okay, so I was kidding about the cutting of the wrists...