Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARVEST MOON.
Kittiefan presents:
AN INTERVIEW WITH VARIOUS FOMT CHARACTERS AND THEIR VIEWS ABOUT HM FANFICTIONS
Erica: Okay... I'm supposed to be leading this, so... I'm Erica, the MFOMT Character from one of Kittiefan's fanfics. I was forced to interview some HM characters so Kittiefan can channel her bored-ness into something. Like this. Yup.
And our first character is...
RICK.
Rick: Wha? Ehh... I was supposed to be playing Go Chicken! Now where am I?
Erica: Calm down. Anyway, so what are your views on HM Fanfictions?
Rick: What're you talking about?
Erica: Here. (points to screen)
Rick: I see.
Erica: Well?
Rick: Umm... well I notice in THIS one they call me a crazy chicken boy, and in THIS one, they call me a demented chicken-mad idiot, and in THIS one, a chicken butt, and in THAT one they call me... a retard. Wow.
Erica: Any ones which ACTUALLY worship you?
Rick: Uh... one, two, three... around ten.
Erica: Out of an estimated 1500.
Rick: I didn't know I was THAT popular!
Erica: Enough. Get. OUT!
Rick: I need to buy a computer!
Erica: And that ends the first interview... with Rick. - sigh - Next, is - darn it! Popuri.
Popuri: Hiee!
Erica: Whatever.
Popuri: Has anyone seen my brother? He sort of... disappeared.
Erica: No. Anyway, read the text above.
Popuri: Okay!
Erica: - whispers - I'M LIVING WITH IDIOTS! IDIOTS, YOU KNOW!
Popuri: Huh?
Erica: Nothing.
Popuri: Well, I've notcied that in most fanfics, I'm hardly noticed! At all! Like in YOURS! - points to Kittiefan -
Kittiefan: Did somebody say something? No? Okay! And AAAACTION!
Erica: Ignore the last comment.
Popuri: AND they're always marrying Karen or Ann in the games! I mean, they even said in this fanfic that I'm childish! I most certainly am NOT!
Erica: Pffft.
Popuri: Did you say anything?
Erica: Nope.
Popuri: They even spelled my name wrongly in this one! And that one!
Erica: Sigh. - pulls lever, trapdoor opens under Popuri, who falls into a pitch black bottomless pit -
Erica: Aaaaaand that's all for this chapter! Stay tuned for another episode... when the writer feels like it!
Kittiefan: Yeah, when I feel like it!
Well... random.