Hey you guys! Thanks to all you guys for reveiwing! I didn't think I was going to get any reveiws at all! Plus alot of the characters are OCC so I hope yall don't mind! Well I gotta go!Well here is your chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha but if I did I wouldn't be writing this fanfic but living without a care in the world!
"Hey Miroku call Inuyasha and tell him he has to be at my house tomorrow morning," Kagome said into the phone.
"Why do I have to do it?" Miroku asked whinny into the phone.
"'Cause if you don't you'll be next," Kagome said laying out the last of her masterpiece for Inuyasha.
"Fine but I'm not promising anything," Miroku said in a defeated tone.
"Thanks coz, Bye!" Kagome yelled into the phone before she hung up.
"Why in hell do I have to do to her damned house tomorrow?" Inuyasha yelled into his mouthpiece.
"How am I supposed to know what goes on in my crazy cousin's mind!" Miroku yelled right back, yes this was a normal conversation that they had every night.
"I'm not going, that's final!"
"She's probably gonna call you tomorrow and make you go to her house, tomorrow you are going to be her slave," Miroku said calmly into the phone, maybe he could coax him into doing it.
"No, No, NO!"
'Oh great he's acting a five year old,' Miroku thought has he sweat dropped, 'There has to be a way to get him to agree.'
"Inuyasha, she said that if you didn't come tomorrow she was gonna handcuff you and whip you in front of the whole school," Miroku said into, hopefully his cousin would forgive him for such a lie.
"She said she would do what!" Inuyasha yelled again, this loser was not going to do that to him.
"Yeah, and she also said that if you didn't comply she would make you wear a pink tutu again," Miroku told the steaming hanyou over the phone.
"Fine I'll go, stupid…" Inuyasha spoke into the phone while he trailed off muttering obscene things about Kagome.
"Well nice talking to ya Inuyasha, but I gotta go. Bye," Miroku said as he waited for the hanyou to answer.
"Whatever, bye," Inuyasha grumpily answered into the phone as he hung up.
'What is she going to make me do tomorrow, that crazy, sick, hot, wonder…What the hell am I thinking!' Inuyasha thought, boy was she going to rock his world tomorrow.
xXMonday MorningXx
Kagome's eyes fluttered open at the sound of her alarm clock. She couldn't wait for today. All the wondrous, weird things she was going to do to Inuyasha. She was fighting the urge to throw her head back and laugh evilly. She decided it was time for a shower, she had to admit she stunk.
She stepped out of the shower and wrapped a towel over herself. She walked into her room surprised.
"Buyo, where have you've been I've missed you catzilla!" Kagome yelled as she bent over to pick up her cat.
"Gosh you've gotten fatter, what have you've been eating as she set her cat on the floor again.
She quickly changed into her clothes for school while she waited for Inuyasha. It had been fifteen minutes of waiting before…she heard the doorbell ring. She tried to get up before her mom could answer but it was too late.
"Why hello Inuyasha, I haven't seen you around lately, come in, please," Miss Higurashi answered the door politely.
Kagome was hoping she could sneak Inuyasha into her room without her mom getting any ideas, all hope was all lost for that. Kagome quickly made her way downstairs.
"Hey mom, I gotta steal Inuyasha away from you for like five minutes okay?" Kagome asked, more stated, as she grabbed Inuyasha and rushed him upstairs be fore her mom could answer.
"Well I hope you two aren't getting an early start on my grandchild!" Miss Higurashi called before Kagome could slam her door shut.
"Stupid mom, getting stupid ideas," Kagome muttered before she went to go pick up something from the top of her dresser. She neatly set it out on the bed and admired it. Inuyasha looked at it before noticing what it was.
"Please tell me you are going to wear that and not me," Inuyasha said worriedly, he was not going to wear that, no he would not.
"Oh what ever do you mean? I possibly couldn't wear this. It isn't my style but look like it would fit you. Don't ya think?" Kagome asked as she picked up the article of clothing and fingered. This would be the greatest thing ever to see him wear this at school.
"No I don't think," Inuyasha said looking around the room to find a place to escape.
"Well I think slave it would fit you perfectly now go and change into it in the bathroom and come right back in here or else I'll have to take drastic measures, because you know what I still have?" Kagome asked innocently.
Inuyasha gulped before answering,"What?"
"I still have the pink tutu and the ribbons and I think I might have a pink leotard to go with it, now I don't think we want a repeat of what happened in sophomore year, now do we?"
"No we don't," Inuyasha said before picking up the clothes and running to the bathroom.
"MWAHAHAHA!" Kagome laughed loudly not being able to hold it in anymore.
'Gosh she is crazy isn't she,' Inuyasha thought to himself as he changed into the clothes. He silently stepped out of the bathroom but he encountered someone before he could make it back to Kagome's room.
"Yo Inuyasha, what's up and what are you wearing?" asked a boy around eleven.
"Hey Souta, well it takes too much explaining and I got to go to school," Inuyasha said.
Just then Kagome came out of her room with her yellow book bag slung over her shoulder. Souta finally understood.
"So you finally lost another bet, man so this is all she made you do?" Souta asked again.
"Nope, there's lots more, five days more. Well bye Souta, I'll see ya later, come on slave," Kagome called as she walked down the stairs.
"Bye mom," Kagome called as she walked out of the house with Inuyasha trailing behind her.
"So who's car are we taking?" Inuyasha asked, hopefully it wouldn't be his.
"Your car," Kagome called walking over to it.
'Great just what I need,' Inuyasha thought to himself as he auto unlocked his red Mercedes Benz.
They walked onto his car, Kagome in the passenger seat and Inuyasha in the driver's seat. They drove silently until Kagome spoke up.
"So Inuyasha here are my rules, you will do every thing I tell you to do no matter what, you will address me as mistress in front of everyone except for our parents and teachers, and you will be at my beck and call got that slave?" Kagome asked him, oh she was going to make him pay for all the bets she lost against him.
"Yes Mistress," Inuyasha said as he turned the corner and parked his car in the school parking lot, how was he going to last five days doing what ever Kagome said.
"Good slave now before we get out of this car I need you to put on one more tiny, tiny thing," Kagome said fishing in her pocket.
When she pulled out the desired item she smiled. On the other hand Inuyasha grimaced. No not on his life would he ever wear that no matter what Kagome put him through. Kagome seeing this she decided to make fun of him.
"What you don't like the color, I could've gotten a pink one if you would've liked and I was thinking of getting a leash to go with but I thought, 'No I'm not going to do that to my poor slave I'll give him some dignity'," Kagome finished while looked at Inuyasha who still had the same look on his face.
"You think making me wear a dog color is not going to take away my dignity!" Inuyasha shouted.
"Shush calm down it isn't that bad, now come over her and let me see if it fits," Kagome said, she knew it would strip him of all of his dignity no doubt about it.
He bowed his head, there was no way out of this mess. Kagome looked at him, she thought he would give more of a fight then that. She didn't care though at least he was letting her do it. The collar in question was a dark red with an engraved dog tag on it saying "Property of Kagome Higurashi".
"Oh it looks so cute on you! Okay lets go now, or will be late to our first class," Kagome said stepping out of the car.
"What are you waiting for come on," Kagome yelled at him.
"Yes mistress," Inuyasha replied as he got out of his side of the car, this was going to be hell.
(A/N See you guys I was going to stop it here but I promised a long chapter so I'm going to write about the whole day)
As Inuyasha and Kagome walked down the halls of their school, they got lots of looks and whispers.
"Slave, what do you think their looking at?" Kagome asked Inuyasha, she wanted everyone to know what was going on.
"I don't mistress, I don't see anything wrong or peculiar," Inuyasha played along, he knew he was going to be the laughing stock of his whole senior year.
"I thought so, well lets go meet up with Sango and Miroku, come along we don't want to keep them waiting now do we slave," Kagome said in a sweet voice, oh this was so funny seeing him squirm like he did.
"Yes mistress," Inuyasha replied as he hurried along.
'What the hell is he wearing, our leader must know of this immediately,' thought a girl as she pushed through the crowds to a near bathroom.
"Kikyo, Kikyo!" shouted the girl.
"What is it now Kagura?" Kikyo asked annoyed as could be as she fixed her hair in the bathroom.
"It's Inuyasha, he's dressed in the most absurd way!" Kagura shouted again.
"What do you mean?" Kikyo asked looking at her again.
"He's wearing a blue flannel shirt, a red dog collar, and chaps! Nasty ugly brown chaps over torn nasty looking blue jeans! Plus he's walking around with that wannabe Kagome, and he's calling her mistress and she's calling him slave!" Kagura shouted as she hissed out every thing!
"He's what? Oh no he isn't! Where is he? I'm gonna knock some sense into my no good boyfriend!" Kikyo shouted as she walked out of the bathroom.
"Their probably over by Inuyasha and Miroku's lockers," Kagura hissed as she left the bathroom with Kikyo leading the way.
Kagome and Sango chatted happily away as Miroku and Inuyasha talked, well more like Inuyasha swore that when this was over he would kill his mistress.
"Now Inuyasha, you wouldn't go kill my lovely cousin now would you?" Miroku asked.
"Well more like make her suffer by making her lose as many bets as possible!" Inuyasha yelled as he stomped his foot on the ground.
"Oh come on cowboy, we love you this way," Sango joked as she hit Inuyasha on the arm playfully.
"Well I don't," Shouted a squeaky voice from behind Inuyasha, Inuyasha's face cringed as he turned around to face his current girlfriend, mind you the other countless ones he cheats with.
"Kikyo, babe, how are you?" Inuyasha asked as he completely faced her.
"I'm not fine, and what in the hells name are you wearing!" She yelled back, she couldn't understand, he was ruining his reputation and her reputation as well.
Inuyasha was about to say something before he was interrupted, "I will tolerate you speaking to my slave that way, got it plastic bitch," Kagome told her in the politest voice she could muster.
"What do mean slave, Inuyasha what in the hell she talking about?" Kikyo asked looking over to Inuyasha.
"I lost a bet with her and now I'm her slave for five whole days," Inuyasha said.
She completely ignored him while she read the engraving on Inuyasha's neck, horrified.
"What in the hell is that supposed to mean," Kikyo yelled at him while she pointed to the dog tag.
"Exactly what it says, he is the property of me," Kagome said turning around and walking away, getting sick of the plastic bitch, Kagome's favorite nick name for her.
Inuyasha followed after her, not because he had to, but because he was getting sick of her squeaky annoying voice.
"Oh no, your staying with me," Kikyo said grabbing his wrist.
"Look babe, I'm sorry, I truly am, I lost the bet fair and square with my mistress, so I have to follow her, I gotta go, Bye Babe," Inuyasha quickly jogged back to Kagome.
"Finally took you long enough to deal with the Michael Jackson wannabe," Kagome said as she pushed her way to homeroom, she would not be late, she had never been late in her life.
She made her way through class just before the bell rang. 'Whoo got here just in time,' Kagome thought to herself as she took a seat next to Inuyasha. Once the teacher walked in, she stopped dead in her tracks.
"Inuyasha is that you, I haven't seen you in two years, and your not late either, it's a miracle, a miracle I say!" The teacher fell to the ground thanking God that he finally got her most unfaithful student to come to class.
Everyone in the class busted out in laughter. Once that little fiasco ended, the class started. Inuyasha didn't really pay attention until he was poked in the stomach and yelled, "1600."
"Correct Inuyasha, now lets see, Yuki…" Inuyasha fell asleep after that.
The day went through with no more incidents.
(A/N Sorry I was too lazy to write about it)
"So Inuyasha, nice save during History," Kagome told.
"What are you talking about?" Inuyasha asked, he had no idea what she was saying.
"Your unbelievable, slave, you need to get life," Kagome said as she went into his car.
"But mistress my life is serving you, well at least for these five days," Inuyasha said driving off.
"Now why am I having second thoughts about this," Kagome said as she banged her head against the chair.
"Is there any place you need me take you?" Inuyasha asked as he turned another corner.
"No just home, need to do my homework," Kagome said, thinking of the pile of home work she had to do. She hated taking AP classes.
The rest of the ride went on in silence. Inuyasha fingering his collar, well until Kagome caught him and started laughing. He really didn't understand but kept doing it anyways.
"Mistress we're here now," Inuyasha said pointing out the obvious.
"Thank you slave, I expect you to be here tomorrow," Kagome said as she lightly poked his nose.
"Yes mistress," Inuyasha as she closed the door, what in the hell was Kagome doing to him.
Well I love you all! The chaps are an inside joke if any of you are wondering! Reveiw! Love all of You!
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