Hey Thank you all for all the comments! I love all of you! Yes I know lots of grammical errors in the last chapter! Well Anyways this chappie isn't as funny as you all would think, just pervieness! Anyways Enjoy the chapter and review!


"Hey mom I'm home," Kagome called as she entered her house and set down her bag.

She looked all around her house, the bedrooms, the bathroom, the kitchen, the living room, and every place in between but she couldn't find her family anywhere. She stepped into the dining room and found a note addressed to her. She quickly opened it and read it.

"Kagome,

Souta, grandpa, and I will be gone for a week to see a friend. If you want to invite anyone over please don't make the house a mess and if you are going to invite any boys please use protection. I'll be calling you everyday to see how you are dong. Take care now.

Mom"

"Stupid mom, getting stupid ideas," Kagome said aloud to herself as she picked up the phone and started to dial Sango's number but quickly stopped, she quickly hung up the phone and decided to dial a different number.

"Hello," an irritated voice answer.

"Don't hello me that tone of voice slave, or I might have to whip you," Kagome said back.

"Oh it's you, what do ya want now?" Inuyasha asked as he turned the corner to his house.

"Turn right back around and come back to my house, and I don't care what trouble you get in, it's urgent," Kagome said, boy was this going to be fun.

"Fine whatever," Inuyasha said making a u-turn back to Kagome's house.

"Bye," Kagome said as she hung up the phone and called Sango.

"Hey Sango wait someone's at my door," Kagome laid down the phone and went to the door.

She answered the door and saw Inuyasha, it took him long enough.

"What took you so long? I've been waiting for an hour!" Kagome yelled at him.

"My mom found out from your mom who found out from Souta about the bet," Inuyasha said as he let himself in.

"Stupid Souta, telling mom, and her getting stupid ideas," Kagome mumbled to herself.

"My mom called me and asked me about and lets just say she was um...how do I put this…" Inuyasha said as he went on blushing, she couldn't get what he was saying.

"Repeat that," Kagome demanded after getting sick of his muttering.

"Let my mom tell you," Inuyasha said blushing, now that really doesn't fit him Kagome thought, as he hung up on Sango before Kagome had a chance to tell him not to.

Inuyasha quickly dialed his mother's phone number, and then waited for his mother to answer the phone, which unlucky for him was the first ring.

"Hello, Takahashi residence, Izayoi speaking, how may I help you?" Izayoi's voice came through the phone.

"Hey mom, you said you wanted to speak to Kagome," Inuyasha said still blushing thinking about what his mom had told him earlier.

"Oh yes, are you at her house now, let me speak to her," Izayoi said happily to the phone.

"Here she wants to talk to you," Inuyasha said handing the phone over to Kagome looking the other way.

"Hello," Kagome said into the phone, she didn't really want to know what she was about to say to her.

"Kagome dear, how are you?" Izayoi asked yet again cheerfully.

"Um…I'm fine, how are you?" Kagome answered shakily.

"I'm happy, so I hear that Inuyasha has to be your slave for five days, now if you are going to do any hanky panky with him I advise protection because we don't want any little Inu's running around now do we?" Izayoi asked still as happily as ever.

"No, no I wasn't going to do the hanky panky with him," Kagome answered back recovering, well not really, from the shock. How come mothers have to be so perverted?

"Riiiight child, and if you are going to do any of the real freaky stuff, you know like handcuffing to the bed or-" Izayoi was quickly cut of by Inuyasha taking the phone away from Kagome and him answering.

"Mom I told you before we weren't going to do that," Inuyasha yelled angrily into the phone.

"Son, no need to get mad," Izayoi said in a stern voice, "Well tell Kagome bye and give her a kiss for me alright," Izayoi said happily.

"Whatever mom bye," Inuyasha said, why did the world hate him?

"Bye son," his mother said before hanging up. He hung up the phone in search of Kagome, it didn't take him long.

He found Kagome rocking herself, she was traumatized. First it was her mother now it was Inuyasha, what was the world coming too?

"Kagome, come on it's not that bad, am I really that bad in bed or something?" Inuyasha asked taking advantage of her crumbling situation.

"Kagome I'm sorry, are you okay?" Inuyasha asked as her looked at her shaking herself harder in her corner.

"No, my poor, poor virgin ears and mind, oh I am forever changed by this," Kagome said as she started to shake uncontrollably with dry sobs.

Inuyasha just looked at her, he didn't think she would go into a corner and start acting like she was in an insane asylum.

"Well anyways, now that that's over lets start on homework and then we can go have some fun," Kagome said as she got up and dusted herself off.

Inuyasha just looked at her, she had just been traumatized by his mother words, rocking herself in a corner, complaining about her virgin ears and mind, and now she's up and talking about homework. Typical nerd.

"Inuyasha are you okay?" Kagome asked him as she put her hand up to his forehead checking his temperature.

He quickly pulled back from her, "Yes I'm fine mistress."

"Well then, let's go to my room and do homework," Kagome said as she went up the stairs to her room.

"I don't do homework," Inuyasha said.

"You will do as I say, and who ever said your homework, you are going to watch me do my homework if your not going to do yours," Kagome said as she turned around and looked at him.

"Fine whatever," Inuyasha as he caught up to her.

"What else?" Kagome asked him.

"Mistress," Inuyasha said and continued to follow her.

"Good puppy, now sit over there, while I finish up my homework, you can changes your clothes back to the ones you had earlier, you left them in the bathroom," Kagome said as she turned around and started to work on her homework that she couldn't finish in Study Hall.

He quickly got up to go to the bathroom, before he was interrupted.

"Where do you think your going?" Kagome asked.

"To the bathroom Mistress," Inuyasha said.

"No your not, I only said you left your clothes in the bathroom, you can change in here, your clothes are on top of my dresser.

"You're weird," Inuyasha said as he went to his clothes.

"Not as weird as our mom's," Kagome said turning around totally forgetting he was getting dressed.

When she turned around she saw too much skin, 'Inuyasha does have a nice butt though,' Kagome thought as her face went red.

She couldn't believe she just did that, or what she had thought about Inuyasha's rear end.


xXOne Hour LaterXx

"All done, now let's go to Sango's," Kagome said as she stuffed her folder into her big yellow book bag.

"That's not going to happen, Mistress," Inuyasha said standing up from his place on the floor.

"And why not?" Kagome asked going to her closet to change out her clothes she had been wearing all day.

"Because she's going on a date with Miroku," Inuyasha said as he stretched, he mentally reminded himself never make a bet with Kagome if he knew he had a fifty, fifty chance.

"Oh yeah I forgot, I really need to get a boyfriend," Kagome said loudly to herself as she got out of her closet with clothes in her hand.

"I keep telling you to wear shorter skirts, it would help a lot," Inuyasha said.

"What like these," Kagome said as she pasted him a skirt.

"Oh yes these would do, hmmm, these seem familiar," Inuyasha as he looked at them.

"It's because you made me wear them when I was freshman 'cause I lost that stupid bet with you," Kagome said as she took off her slippers.

"Oh yeah I remember now, you did look pretty hot in this little one, what are you going to wear this today?" Inuyasha asked as he tossed them back to her.

"No something of the sort. Now turn around so I can change," Kagome said as she watched him turn around.

Inuyasha couldn't help it anymore so he turned around and watched her undress, luckily she was turned the other way. 'Damn she has one fine ass,' Inuyasha thought as he turned back around feeling proud of himself.

"Okay all done," Kagome said as he turned around.

"You are not wearing that," Inuyasha said when he saw what she was wearing.

"Why not? You said that I should wear more short skirts so I'm wearing one," Kagome said walking past him down the stairs.

"You can basically see your underwear in those," Inuyasha said as he blocked her way.

"Oh how cute, my slave is protecting me but I'm not going to change," Kagome said as she pushed him out of her way.

He quickly grabbed her wrist, "You're not going to be wearing that."

"Do I have to remind you are the slave not me," Kagome said as she tried to get her wrist out of his grasp.

"I don't care, you are not going to be wearing that, what would your cousin say if I let you wear that, and I am not letting you go out looking like a whore," Inuyasha said angrily not letting his grip drop on Kagome's poor bruised wrist.

"Fine I'll change, asshole," Kagome said defeated.

"Hey that is the first swear word I've ever heard you say," Inuyasha said looking at her.

"Fuck, shit, bitch, ass, need I continue," Kagome said still trying to get her hand out of his death grip.

"No," Inuyasha said as he dropped her wrist and watch her run up the stairs, more like look up her skirt, 'My plan worked.'

A few minutes Kagome came down wearing some blue jean flares.

"Now that's much better, now I won't get beat up by Miroku," Inuyasha said as he followed his mistress out the door.

"I'm hungry, take me out to eat," Kagome said as she entered Inuyasha's car.

"Where too, Mistress," Inuyasha asked as he put his key into the ignition and waited for her answer.

"Let's go to WacDonald's," Kagome said.

"All that greasy food. How can you eat that stuff?" Inuyasha asked stopping at a red light.

"How can you deny yourself of the best thing on earth, FRENCH FRIES?" Kagome exclaimed.

"It's easy, not eat it," Inuyasha replied stopping at another red light.

"Whatever, I would've expected that type of answer from Kikyo," Kagome replied as Inuyasha turned a corner.

"So what are you gonna eat there?" Inuyasha asked.

"French Fries of course, a soda, and a hamburger," Kagome answered happily.

"Are we gonna eat in there or drive thru?" Inuyasha asked yet another question.

"Drive thru," Kagome answered.

Once they made it there, through the tons of questions and answers, they ordered their food.

"So where are we going after this?" Inuyasha asked through a mouth full of lettuce.

"I wanna freak out Miroku and Sango, they should be home by now, but how are we gonna freak them out?" Kagome pondered through some French fries.

"I don't know," Inuyasha replied without an answer for the first time in an hour.

"Ooh, ooh perfect idea!" Kagome exclaimed after a few minutes of thinking.

"What?" Inuyasha asked, finishing the rest of his food.

"Come here," Kagome motioned, when he bent down fully she whispered the plan into his ears.

"Hey you know what that might just get under their skin," Inuyasha replied back.

"So you want to go through the plan?" Kagome asked.

"Mistress it's not if I want to go through with it, I have to do every thing you say," Inuyasha replied.

"Okay, take me home so I can change into proper attire for the plan," Kagome said thinking of freaking out her cousin.

"What's wrong with the attire you're wearing now?" Inuyasha as he passed a stop sign, illegally.

"Trust me, it'll work out perfectly," Kagome answered back, thinking about the faces on Sango and Miroku's face's when they saw what she was doing.

"Whatever," Inuyasha said as he pulled up to her house.

Kagome quickly ran inside her house and changed into different attire as she liked to put it. She quickly ran back outside and into Inuyasha's car.

"You put that on," Inuyasha said as she put on her seatbelt.

"Yeah," Kagome replied finishing with her uncooperative seatbelt.

The rest of the drive to Miroku's apartment was silent. When they reached the building, they got out of the car and headed up the stairs to Miroku's apartment on third floor.

"Inuyasha this is what I want you do," Kagome said quietly and then whispered the rest into Inuyasha's ear.

"As you wish, Mistress," Inuyasha answered as he pushed the door bell and got into position.


xXInside the ApartmentXx

"I wonder who that could be," Miroku said as he stood up from the couch, Sango close behind.

"Maybe its Inuyasha and Kagome," Sango said as she followed Miroku to the front door of the apartment.

"Maybe," Miroku replied as he opened the door to find a sight forever burned into his and Sango's minds.


So did you all like! Well anyways Miroku asked Sango on a date, why she agreed I don't know let alone go to his house to watch T.V.! I know I'm so mean but I left a cliffie! Oh and if any of you are wondering, this is still Monday(the first day of Slave week)! Well I don't if I'm going to be updating alot when school starts on September 6th, urghh dumb school! Well I'll leave you all be! Love all of you!

Taka of Egypt!