Why hello there! Please don't be mad! I've been busy and well sad...my hamster Bonnie Winifred died at 10:20 P.M. on Saturday August 27...Now she's up there with all the other hamsters and left her brother Clyde alone... Well enough of my sadnesss! Well Her's the chapter you all have been waiting! Just too let you all now this chapter isn't that funny but had a bit a tinge of drama! Also I will need ten reviews for the nest chapter to be up!Well I hope you Enjoy and none of you seemed to notice in the last two chapters I forgot disclaimers...shame on you!

Disclaimer: How can you assume I own Inuyasha if I did you would be seeing more of Inuyasha, and Miroku and Koga naked...ewww not together I'm pretty sure there pretty straight!

"Hmmm so what are we going to do at five in the morning?" Inuyasha asked.

"You'll see," Kagome said as she grinned manically.

"Um…okay…I'll…uh…tell me what to do," Inuyasha replied as he backed away ever so slowly, 'I don't think that was a good thing to tell her,' Inuyasha thought as he backed himself against the wall.

Kagome stood in the middle of the room thinking. 'What can I do to make him super mad for now…hmmm…' Kagome thought as she looked up. 'I still have to figure out what to do to him today,' Kagome thought again. 'Oh come on Kagome's it's only the second day,' Kagome started to get mad with herself. 'Aha, I got it that will make him super mad…I think.'

"Uh…Mistress are you okay?" Inuyasha asked, 'Uh-oh…I don't like that look in her eyes…what is he thinking,' Inuyasha thought, he barely caught that fact she was walking her way up to him.

"Oh, I'm more then okay, it's just that, how do I put this…" Kagome started as she finally reached Inuyasha and stood very close to him.

"Well you know what my reputation is with the guys right?" Kagome asked as she peered up at him.

"You've never had any boyfriends," Inuyasha said as he tried to think of a way of his predicament, '… Ow it hurts to think right now.'

"Oh contraire, I have tons, its just that I tell them if they tell anybody, especially you or my cousin, I'll chop their balls off," Kagome said sweetly as she fingered his chest.

"Huh, What?" Inuyasha exclaimed temporarily forgetting the wandering finger on his chest.

"See, Inuyasha you know I'm a miko right and I can cover scents, so I do that after every rowdy night I have," Kagome said, 'Oh this is too easy!'

"You mean you're not a virgin!" Inuyasha exclaimed, he knew Kagome was better then that at least she was the only one in her family with some moral values, unlike some perverted mothers.

"Nope, I've done about all of the football team, except for you and Miroku of course, thrice over," Kagome said, his ears were turning red from anger, she knew he was getting jealous and all he had to do was say one name and it would confirm her thought.

"Even Koga?" Inuyasha asked.

"Even Koga," Kagome grinned, she was trying so hard not to giggle.

"You did it with that piece of no good…" Inuyasha grumbled off curses against the wolf demon.

"Yup I've done it with half the male population with the school, I really am surprised none of the guys told you, shows how popular you are," Kagome teased him.

"I'm popular enough, wait till I tell your cousin he's going to flip," Inuyasha replied as he lowered his hand to his cell phone in his pocket.

"Oh you won't be doing that anytime soon," Kagome said, she hadn't expected he would do that.

"Why not?" Inuyasha asked as his hand stopped.

"Well see, oh how do I say this without embarrassing myself… to hell with it! Slave I command you to have sex with me," Kagome said, she couldn't hold it any longer she laughed.

The expression on his face stood frozen, she wasn't even sure he was breathing anymore. She collapsed to the ground. She was laughing so hard she was crying. 'Oh I would be on myself if I didn't have such great bladder control!' Kagome exclaimed as she caused herself to laugh harder.

"Uhhhhhhh…Kagome…you can't mean that…you did that on purpose didn't you!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"I couldn't resist but your face, you're eyes were as wide as saucers, made it so much more pleasing," Kagome laughed out as she got up off the floor.

"Do I still have to do your command because you know we could just skip the day and fu-"

"No, abort mission, about mission," Kagome said waving her hands in front of her head trying to ward off invisible demons.

"Yes, Mistress," Inuyasha said, if only she had meant it, well not the part about her having sex with other guys on his football team and other guys in the school, just the command.

"Well now that that's over with let's go out for breakfast," Kagome said as she looked around for her book bag.

"Fine whatever," Inuyasha replied, he just wanted to go back to sleep.

"Don't give me that tone slave puppy," Kagome replied before the phone rang.

"Hello," Kagome said into the phone, it was only fifteen minutes to six, who could calling at this ungodly hour.

"Hello Kagome, you sound a little out of breath, are you okay?" the voice came through the phone.

"Yes I'm fine Misses Taisho," Kagome replied looking at Inuyasha.

"Well I was just wondering how Inuyasha was last night," Izayoi replied she wanted to know if at least Kagome would give her some details.

"Oh he was perfect except for one time when he was being a pain in the butt, but that's about it though," Kagome replied thinking about the time when Miroku and him decided to play a trick on her and Sango.

Izayoi was completely overjoyed, "Oh great! But wait a minute so you mean how do I put this, he um… did you…um… anally?"

"Huh? Wait No, no, no, no, no! I didn't mean it like that! No I was just meaning he was being nice and everything!" Kagome exclaimed she knew Inuyasha heard his mother say that. She looked at him to fine him smirking.

You deal with her, Inuyasha mouthed to her. Hopefully she would forget he did that later on.

You just wait, Kagome mouthed back. Inuyasha gulped she wasn't going to forget was she?

"Oh so you mean I won't be having grandchildren soon, oh darn, well Kagome have a fun and safe rowdy time with Inuyasha this morning, okay? Well bye!" Izayoi replied as she hung up the phone too happy with herself, time to call Kagome's mom and tell her the good news.

"Oh you're in for it now slave," Kagome said as she placed the phone down.

"Kagome don't be mad, if it was mean on there she wouldn't of stopped talking till I got you back on the phone and said even more perverted things," Inuyasha said as he was thinking of excuses.

"Oh you just wai-" Kagome was interrupted by the phone ringing.

"Hello," Kagome said into the phone.

"Hello my daughter how are you today," Misses Higurashi asked.

"Oh I'm fine mom," Kagome replied, 'Don't say anything that could make her think I've had sex with Inuyasha.

"I would expect so Izayoi told me you and Inuyasha had quite the night yesterday, care to explain all the details," Kagome's mom replied, words could not express her happiness, she would soon have grandchildren.

'What is this perverted mother's day?', "Mom I'm sorry I can't give you all the juicy details because nothing of the sort happened now I have to go, I'm sorry. Bye mom," Kagome said as she awaited her mother's reply.

"Oh fine you tell Izayoi everything but not me. Bye darling and tell Inuyasha to keep his sperm going I want lots of grandchildren," Kagome's mom replied.

"She wants me to what?" Inuyasha managed to hiss out as Kagome hung up the phone.

"She says 'keep the sperm going'," Kagome replied as she patted Inuyasha stomach, very close to his crotch. 'Very bold move Kagome, smooth, he's in for a lot of sexual tension today,' Kagome thought as she finally figured out what she was going to do to him today.

Inuyasha looked at her blankly her mom did not just say that and she just did not do that.

"I'll be sure to do that Mistress," Inuyasha replied as he sat on her bed.

"Okay I'm ready to go I feel like going to the AWPH today," Kagome replied as she walked out her door.

Inuyasha bolted out of the bed to follow his mistress to his car, again. 'Can't we ever take her car?' Inuyasha questioned himself as he unlocked his car.

The car ride was ridden in complete silence. You could hear a pin drop, well if anyone dropped a pin. Soon they had arrived at AWPH.

xXIn AWPHXx

"So Inuyasha what are you going to get, you are paying you know," Kagome said as she looked through the menu, nothing really caught her eye.

"I always pay when I'm with you, unless you lose a bet and I make you completely poor for about two months," Inuyasha replied as he flipped through the menu, he might as well get his regular.

Soon a waitress came up and wrote down what they both wanted. For Kagome she got a strawberry chocolate filled crepe and some hash browns. For Inuyasha he got a medium rare steak, ten pancakes, fries, hash browns, toast, and a basic dish for Inuyasha Ramen noodles.

"Are you sure you're going to be able to eat all that slave?" Kagome asked as she tried to make conversation. She new very well he could eat more then that, but decided to ask anyways.

"I've done it before haven't I?" Inuyasha questioned he back.

"I guess your right," Kagome replied finding the table interesting as she fingered and made circle patterns.

They sat in silence again waiting for their food, which seem to take an eternity. Kagome sighed loudly as she slunk in the seat of the booth. Inuyasha soon did the same thing Kagome did out of sheer boredom. He had expected some of his friends to be here, that was odd, nobody was here but elderly couples. Then it dawned on him, he had never been there in the early morning.

'No wonder I don't see any of my friends, for all I know that stinky old lady over there could be one of Kagome's best friends,' Inuyasha thought as he glanced at an elderly woman. 'Old people scare me, ever since that incident with Kagome's grandfather, I've been afraid,' Inuyasha thought again as he remembered a time when Kagome's grandfather told him something he never wanted to remember.

"Well here you guys are," the waitress managed to say over a pile of plates full of mostly Inuyasha food.

"Thank you," Kagome said politely as the waitress departed after she had finished putting all the plates away.

It only took Inuyasha 1 minute and 24 seconds to finish all if his food. It was a new record for him. He grinned proudly to himself as he recognized his accomplishment only to frown at Kagome's progress at her food. She hadn't even eating half of her hash browns and hadn't touched her crepe.

"Are you even going to eat half of your food?" Inuyasha asked.

"Don't talk out of place slave boy," Kagome replied icily as she lifted a fork full of hash browns and then proceeded to eat it.

'Time for the real fun, time to act super innocent Kagome don't let a smile cross your lips at all,' Kagome thought to herself.

Kagome picked up her crepe and bit into it and moaned. It had tasted good though but besides that she kept going. She finished that piece and bit into it again and moaned a little louder. She repeated the process until the whole crepe was gone.

"Inuyasha are you okay, you look a bit pale," Kagome replied as she bent over her food to touch his forehead.

"Are you fucking crazy? What if somebody from school heard you moaning like that?" Inuyasha asked her as he moved her hand away.

"What are you talking about?" Kagome asked looking at him with her best confused face.

"You now the hell I'm talking about, let's just go and get to school it should start in about fifteen minutes and we don't want you late," Inuyasha said as put some yen on the table and grabbed Kagome up and walked out of AWPH.

"I didn't finish my hash browns I'm mad," Kagome said as she pouted.

"Just get in the car you can't be late Mistress." Inuyasha said as he stepped in the car.

"I'm only not making you stay because your right for once in your life," Kagome said as she got into the car.

"But Mistress aren't I always right?" Inuyasha asked as he started his car and pulled out of the parking lot.

"You keep believing that CinderYasha," Kagome replied as she patted the top of his head.

"I will I will Mistress," Inuyasha replied in a falsetto voice. Kagome couldn't help but giggle.

The rest of the two minute ride was spent in silence.

xXOutside Of The SchoolXx

"Hey Sango," Kagome called as she ran up to her best friend.

"Um Kagome call in sick today," Sango replied pushing her back.

"Why Sango?" Kagome asked.

"I can't tell you right now but Miroku and I think it's best and Inuyasha would think so too if he saw it.

"What just tell?" Kagome pleaded with her best friend.

"Kagome please just trust me," Sango pleaded as well with Kagome.

"Oh come on it can't be that bad," Kagome replied as she walked back up to the school.

"No don't please," Sango pleaded again.

"What's going on Sango?" Inuyasha asked as he made his way over to Kagome and Sango.

"She doesn't want me going into the school," Kagome said as she pointed her thumg towards Sango.

"Why?" Inuyasha asked.

"She won't tell me," Kagome answered again.

"Please just tell me-ee" Kagome pleaded getting on her hands and knees.

"No I can't I don't want you to get hurt, just go please before your Mir- too late he's coming," Sango said as she looked down, she did not want to feel the wrath of Miroku, when he got mad it was a very, very scary thing, which she witnessed too many times before.

"Kagome get the hell outta here NOW!" Miroku yelled as he finally made it to where she was standing with Inuyasha and Sango.

"No not until you tell me what's happening!" Kagome yelled back.

"Kagome just go back home, just don't go inside that fucked up shitty ass school!" Miroku yelled grabbing her wrist and pulling her towards the way to the parking lot.

"No?" Kagome yelled, there were starting a scene.

Miroku knew he couldn't stop his cousin. She was too nosy and would find out anyway.

"Fine go ahead but don't crying to me when you find out," Miroku as he dropped her wrist.

She turned on her heel and started to walk towards the school. Millions of questions flooded her mind at once. She needed to find out what was behind those walls of her high school. She was wondering why half the student body were behind her. She was right about at the steps before Inuyasha stopped her.

"Kagome don't go in there, not before I ruin who ever did this," Inuyasha said, his eyes were flashing red, he was super mad.

"Inuyasha don't worry I'm sure I can handle it," Kagome said as she pushed beside him.

"No Kagome don't in there, just skip today," Inuyasha said before the principle of the school came out.

"Miss Higurashi come here please," The principle called to her at the door.

"Yes," Kagome answered as she reached the closed door that she wanted so badly to go in.

"Miss Higurashi I really don't want to show this to you but it's the only way we can probably identify who did this," the principle said, his eyes were downcast refusing to look at her.

'That's odd the principle always looks in a person's eyes when he's talking to them,' Kagome thought, today was just getting odder as it went by.

"Follow me Miss Higurashi," The principle said as he opened the door.

She wasn't so sure she wanted to be in the school anymore. She just wanted to die as horrible memories flashed through her mind.

Whew tough chappie to write(not really) Well anyways can any of you guess what AWPH means if you do I'll...umm..be very very happy and you'll beaddedto a fewnames that are on my do not kill list! Well I love all of you!

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