Yey! Chapter 5! Alright everyone lets not waste any time! On with the story!

Rin: "Hey everyone! We're back! Yey!"

Inuyasha:"Yea, finally."

Sesshomaru: "Oh shut up you stupid little puppy!"

Inuyasha: "Hey if anyone here is a stupid little puppy it's you!"

Sesshomaru: (not paying attention to Inuyasha) "I'm hungry...I'll be right back." (jumps over the couch and goes to the mini fridge and pulls out some icecream. gets a spoon and sits back down)

Inuyasha: "Were you listening to me!"

Sesshomaru: "Was I supposed to?"

Inuyasha: "-sigh- Rin, just get on with the story..."

Rin: "But I'm eating ice cream with Fluffy."

Inuyasha: "...I will slap both of you!"

Rin: "Fine! OK! I'll continue the story!"

Sesshomaru: "And I'll just sit here and eat my cookie dough icecream and pretend to be listening."

Rin: "Pretend! What do you mean pretend!"

Inuyasha: "It was a joke! Damn! You are slow today, Rin!"

Rin: "-sigh- Yeah I know. It's a srange day for me today."

Sesshomaru: "I thought everyday was a strange day when it came to you,Rin."

Inuyasha:"Ha-ha!"

Rin:"Ok. Well. While ignoring the existence of Inuyasha and Sesshomaru let's continue this story with chapter 5!"

A Story by Rin: "NO YOU DON'T! SOMEONE STOP HIM!" Inuyasha struggled against Sesshomaru with all is might. Finally he managed to get free. "Damn you Sesshomaru! Prepare to meet the wind scar!" Inuyasha reached for his sword, but remembered that Sesshomaru had it. "Damn it! I want my sword! I want it! I want it! I want it! Grrrrrrrr!"

"My darling little brother!" said Sesshomaru," You are so adorable when you start whining!"

"...I will slap you! I mean it, Sesshomaru! I will slap you if you don't quit acting like a freakin gay, crossdressor, type person thing!"

"You're threatening me again, Inuyasha. You are such a cruel person!"

"Right now it is even harder to believe that they are related," said Miroku. The way sesshomaru was acting made him feel extremely uncomfortable.

"And what, may I ask, is that supposed to mean?" asked Sesshomaru. He walked elegantly up to Miroku and stared at him directly.

"Um...well...um...Sango help!" Miroku jumped and hid behind Miroku.

"Miroku? What the hell are you so afraid of?" asked Sango.

"IT!" Miroku pointed at Sesshomaru.

"Miroku! Quit being mean to my brother!" yelled Inuyasha.

"WHAT!" Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kagome were surprised to hear that from Inuyasha.

"Awww. You are so kind to me my dear little brother!" sesshomaru ran up to Inuyasha and gave him a big hug.

"Okay, I seriously think you've been hanging around jakotsu a little too long!"

"-sigh- I know." Sesshomaru let go of Inuyasha and stopped acting so feminine-like.

"Can I have my sword now?"

"No."

"Why not? Whhhhyyyyyy?"

"...Because I forgot where I put it."

"WHHAAATTTT! You lost my sword?"

"Well now I wouldn't say 'lost'...its just that...ok yeah I lost it!"

"-sigh- I hate you!"

"I love you too!"

A few seconds later they all heard a noise. It was a little girl laughing followed by another person screaming at the little laughing girl. "Rin! Rin! You little brat! Give me back the Tetsusaiga! If Sesshomaru-sama finds you messing around with it he'll kill us both! You now that ia a powerful and dangerous sword! Rin! Are you listening to me? Get back here! I mean it Rin! Give me the sword!"

"Hahahaha! Not until you catch me, Jaken!" replied Rin.

Rin:"Yey! Finally after four or something long chapters I finally appear in my story! Yes! That's right everyone! I'm in my own story! You know it's not a good story unless I'm in it! Right?...Right?...Right? Hey! Fine! Be that way!"

Inuyasha:"Hehehehe."

Sesshomaru: "Shut up, Rin. You're annoying me...again. Back to the story. Now!"

Rin:" I hate you both..."

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: "We love you too!"

"You little, damn, freakin, brat! I said give me the Tetsusaiga!" Jaken was furious. "Sesshomaru-sama will kill you if he finds out that you will not obey me!"

"No he won't!"

"Oh really? Well can you prove it!"

"Yes I can!"

"Really? How!"

"Cuz he's right over there! and he would never kill me! you maybe! but never me!"

"Sesshomaru-sama, aren't you going to do anything about her!"

"Of course. Rin, give me the Tetsusaiga," ordered Sesshomaru.

"Ok. here." Rin handed over the Tetsusaiga to Sesshomaru and was becoming a little sad and bored now.

Sesshomaru stared into her little brown eyes and knew how she felt. "Here, Rin, play with this." He yanked Miroku's staff out of Miroku's hand and gave it to Rin.

"Yey!"said Rin happily. She took the staff and started running.

"Hey get back here and return my staff!" shouted Miroku as he ran after the happy little girl. "You're gonna pay for this, Sesshomaru! Just wait until I retrieve my staff from that little brat! I swear you will pay!"

"Why does everyone keep calling me a brat!" asked Rin anoyed that she's been called a brat for like the hundreath time in less than a day. As Miroku chased Rin, Shippo began laughing. Jaken was also enjoying watching watching this because for once someone else had to chase Rin.

"Okay. Enough of this. Sesshomaru, Give me my sword...NOW!" demanded Inuyasha.

"No! You'll have to catch me first!" Sesshomaru said with a sly smile on his face as he began running away from a very angry and pissed off Inuyasha.

"Sesshomaru! I will kill you!"

Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Jaken sat down and enjoyably watched Miroku chase Rin and Inuyasha chase Sesshomaru. Kagome set up a picnic for the four of them with lots of food out. A few hours later all the food was gone. Miroku was still trying to get his staff back from the annoying little eight year old, Rin, and Inuyasha was still trying to get his sword back from his peculiar brother, Sesshomaru.

"Wow. They're still at it." said Shippo.

"Yeah, you would think that after three hours they would have gotten tired." siad Sango.

"Nope. Not Rin and Sesshomaru. They can keep going at this for as long as they want, but I am surprised that Miroku and Inuyasha haven't given up. They are quite persistent."

"So now what do we do? All the food is gone." asked kgaome.

"I'm not sure," said Sango, "Oh wait! Do you have that computer laptop thingy with you, Kagome?"

"Yea! I do!"

"Computer...laptop...thing?" Jaken wasn't sure what they were talking about. Kagome got her laptop from her backpack and began showing Jaken and the rest how it worked and what you could do on it. Surprisingly even though she was in the feudal era, Kagome was still sble to get online. The others were amazed by what they saw on the laptop. Later on in the day Kagome had to turn off her computer because the batteries were dying.

" I knew I should have charged it before I came here!" exclaimed Kagome.

Since there was nothing else to do the four of them decided to keep watching the chase, but to their disappointment it had ended. Miroku had given up on chasing Rin seeing that it was pointless. Because of him giving up on the chase Rin had no reason for keeping Miroku's staff anymore. She returned it to Miroku and to her surprise Miroku gave her a lollipop he was hiding from Shippo.

"Hey! That was mine!" whinned Shippo.

"Shut up Shippo!" shouted Miroku.

"Mmmmm. This is yummy! Thank you Miroku! I'm sorry for taking your staff and making you chase me to get it back."

"Awwwww. That's ok Rin. You know you are actually quite adorable. So sweet, inocent, adn in a few years you will be able to have kids right?"

Rin stared at him in confusion. "Um...yeah..."

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru overheard the conversation between Miroku and Rin and stopped their chase. They ran up to Miroku and Rin to figure out what Miroku was actually talking about.

"I am prepared to wait." said Miroku with a perverted smile on his face.

"Wait? Wait for what?" Rin was becoming very nervous. She began backing away from Miroku and hid behind Sesshomaru. "Fluffy! He's scaring me!"

"Miroku!" Inuyasha was ready to smack him across the head.

"ehehe. What? You don't think that I was thinking about--"

"So what were you thinking about?" asked Sesshomaru. His eyes began turning red.

"Um...uh...well...ehe...Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Miroku turned and ran for his life, but it was useless. Inuyasha caught up with him in an instant and banged him on the head. Miroku fell unconscious on the ground.

"Thank you Inuyasha!" said Rin.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now back to my first priority."

"First priority?" asked Sesshomaru. "Now what might that be my lovely little brother?"

"Grrrr. Quit acting clueless! You know exactly what I'm talking about!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't"

"Yes you- damn it! Just gimme back my sword already!"

Rin:"Wow. Funny chapter. The scene with me and Miroku kinda creeps me out, but I just had to include it so I could have a good reason for making Inuyasha hit him!"

Inuyasha:"Yey! I got to hit Miroku! I'm starting to really enjoy this story, Rin. You are doing a great job!"

Rin:"Yey! Yey! Yey!"

Sesshomaru: "I ran out of cookie dough ice cream..."

Inuyasha and Rin: "-sigh- you're hopeless Sesshomaru."

Sesshomaru: "Yes you two are."

Inuyasha:"You know I would be mad right now, but I got to hit Miroku and make him unconscious so I'll be good for the end of this chapter!"

Sesshomaru:"And you call me a liar. Shame on you Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha:"Grr you Sesshomaru...grr you."

Rin: "Ehe. Well we'll be back in a little while with chapter 6. Be patient everyone! The more patient you are the more we have time to make the next chapter better and better for all of you out there! Bye! Bye!"

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: "Later!"

In the upcoming chapter will Inuyasha finally get his sword back or will there be a little twist? Will Miroku ragain consciousness or not? And what is the strange sound coming from Kgaome's backpack? So many unanswered questions...