...And I'm back!...yea...welp, in this chapter Rin and I have decided to bring in our magnificent friends...Ayame Sohma and Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket for a little fun! Yey!

...ok on to the story...

Inuyasha- (sitting upside down on the couch) "Finally! You two are back from shopping! Do you know how long we have been waiting? Tell them Sesshomaru!"

Sesshomaru- (wakes up from his nap) "Huh?...Wha?"

Inuyasha- (sarcastically) "Oh, well you're a big help!"

Sesshomaru- "I know. Now shut up! I'm still sleeping!"

Rin- (jumps on Sesshy) "Hey! No more sleeping! Time for the story! Sesshomaru! Come on! We bought you something! Inuyasha too!"

Sesshomaru- (suddenly wide awake) "Wha?"

Inuyasha- "Oooo! What is it? Gimmie!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Patience, my little puppy, patience."

Rin- (pulls out two bags and hands them to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru) "Ta-da! A gorgeous outfit for each of you designed by the fabulous Ayame Sohma!"

Inuyasha- "Ayame Sohma? You mean the dude that looks like he could be our twin?"

Sesshomaru- "Long silver-ish white hair, golden-yellow eyes, and a very feminine appearance?"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "And a fabulous designer! Just look at your outfits!"

Inuyasha- "For once, I agree with what you said."

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Yey!...Hey! What do you mean 'for once'?"

Inuyasha- (quickly changing the subject) "What are you waiting for now, Rin? Continue your little story thing."

Rin- "Patience, little puppy, patience!"

Inuyasha- "Grrr! Shut up, Rin! Only Killingperfectionbeauty can say that to me!"

Sesshomaru- (bangs Inuyasha on the head) "Don't yell at Rin!"

Inuyasha- "Ow!" (hits Sesshomaru back) "Take that!"

Sesshomaru- "Ow! Why you little...!"

Rin- "While Inuyasha and Sesshomaru finish beating each other up, Killingperfectionbeauty and I are going to make another visit to Ayame's wonderful shop!"

At Ayame's shop

Ayame- "Ah! Well if it isn't little Rin and Killingperfectionbeauty! So wonderful of you two to drop by!... Even though you were here only a few hours ago!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Oh, after the fun we had this morning we simply couldn't stand being away from you for too long!"

Ayame- "Aha! You two are the best! Come! You must have some tea with me. Normally I would ask Mine to bring it out for us, but sadly it is her day off."

Rin- "Aww, That's too bad. I wanted to say hi to her."

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Me too... and you know what? We should have gotten Jakotsu to come over with us! Ayame, I just know you and Jakotsu would get along so well!"

Rin- "Yes, so true! Oh well. I guess we will just have to remember that for another time."

Ayame- "Indeed."

Suddenly Inuyasha and Sesshomaru burst into the store

Inuyasha- "Hey! What the hell are you two doing here! We have a story to finish!"

Sesshomaru- (in a calm, yet quite annoyed voice) " You do not have to yell, Inuyasha, they are standing right in front of us."

Ayame- "Oh, how interesting!"

Rin- "Hm? What's interesting?"

Ayame- "From their appearance I see myself, but by their attitudes I see Hatori in Sesshomaru and beloved little Kyonkichi in Inuyasha."

Killingperfectionbeauty- "-gasp- That's so true!"

Kyo- "Grr...! I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU DAMN SNAKE!"

Ayame- "Kyonkichi!---"

Kyo- "KNOCK IT OFF!"

Ayame- "---I am delighted to see you! What brings you to my lovely store today?"

Kyo- "Rin asked me to come...erm... actually I should say she forced me to come!"

Rin- (fake, but cute, innocent smile)

Sesshomaru- "Oh? How so?"

Kyo- "She went to none other then Akito and, in a cutesy little puppy doggy pouty voise, asked if he would make me come cuz she knew I wouldn't except by force. Then, of course, Akito threatened to make my life a living Hell if I didn't come!... Like he doesn't already make my life a living Hell! ... but it was pretty funny when Akito slapped Rin and told her to get out of his sight."

Rin- "Hey!"

Inuyasha- "I had to suffer through this thing from the beginning. Be glad you're only here as a special guest for the last chapter."

Rin- "Inuyasha! Shut up! You're not supposed to give anything away!"

Inuyasha- "Oh, like it really matters! Besides, depending on our 'genius' writer and her 'wonderful' ability to scratch up new ideas, out of thin air, for the story that somehow drizzle into new chapters, this, most likely, will not be the last chapter! I know! How tragic for us all to have to continue to suffer through this 'magnificent', and quite random if I may add, story by a little eight year old girl who enjoys spending her time with my friggin, feminine, high matinence, drama queen, I mean king, of a brother! And furthermore... OW! Dammit, Sesshomaru! What the hell did you do that for?!"

Sesshomaru- "You speak way too much, little brother, and what do you mean by 'feminine, high matinence, drama queen'?"

Kyo- "Erm... You mean king."

Sesshomaru- "...Whatever."

Ayame- "So, my little beauty, how was your day?"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Quite pleasant actually, and yours?"

Ayame- "Oh, it was simply marvelous!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "I would love to hear about it."

Ayame- "Aha! Well then I would love to tell about it!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Please, take as much time as needed! We're probably going to be here all day anyway."

Kyo- (whining) "All day? What do you mean 'all day' ? Whhhyyyyy?"

Rin- "Stop your whining, Kyo, before I call Akito! I have him on speed dial!"

Inuyasha- "Hm? Since when do you even have a phone, Rin?"

Rin- "Not important..."

Kyo- "-sigh- All right, all right. Ayame can share his 'simply marvelous' day with us but---"

Ayame- (throwing his arms into the air) "YeY!"

Kyo- "---BUT can we please, PLEASE, just continue this story already?! These people have been waiting long enough!"

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru- "Amen!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "But it's fun to make them wait tee hee...er just kidding! just kidding! ahaha!"

Rin- "Aww! But don't you think the readers would like to hear about Ayame's day as well?"

The others- "NO!"

Rin- "Well fine then. OK! Hey everybody! Its time for chapter 9 of A Story by Rin! ENJOY!"

A Story by Rin

Previously----

"SHUT UP!!!"

"Wha...?" Bankotsu jumped behind Inuyasha in surprise and fear of what Jakotsu might decide to do next.

A bit afraid as well and quite worried, Inuyasha took a few steps closer to Jakotsu and was about to speak, but before a word could escape his mouth Jakotsu slapped him straight across the face. The slap was so painful and loud that it was heard a mile away by a certain little figure playing happily in a field full of pretty, colorful flowers. "Ah! I see this is where I come in, mwahaha!" said the little figure, sharp fangs showing through his wide, mischievous, grin.

And now the story continues----

"Who are you talking to?" A woman collecting herbs was walking by when she heard the little creature talking to himself.

"...Burn in Hell!" and with that said the little creature hopped out of the flowery field and was on his way to meet up with his friend Jakotsu. Suddenly he stopped in his tracks, "Wait a minute! What am I doing? I have wings! I can just fly to Jakotsu!"

"Now who are you talking to?" it was the same woman from a few seconds ago.

"Grrr... Dammit, woman! Stop following me! And didn't I tell you to burn in hell!?" The little creature flew to the skies as fast as he could to get away from the woman. She had been following him for quite some time now.

"Ok, bye little bunny, bat, devil, creature thing!" the woman waved happily goodbye and continued picking herbs.

"That woman has problems," the little creature whispered to himself, "I should have cut her down with my scythe and put her out of her mental insanity before she bothered me again with her nonesense, but I guess I'm too nice for that. -sigh- Curse my cutesy niceness self."

Inuyasha- "Curse the writer for creating you like that, that one day in school when she was really bored."

Rin- "Inuyasha! Leave my story alone! What did it ever do to you?"

Inuyasha- "..."

back to story----

Minutes later, after putting out a small fire he accidentally created with his flaming tail, the little creature was well on his way to the place Jakotsu instructed him to arrive at. "Almost there. I wonder what is going on between Jakotsu, Inuyasha, and Bankotsu right now? From that slap I heard earlier I assume Inuyasha and Bankotsu are getting beat up as I speak. Mwahahaha! That is such a funny thought! Ah well, I'll know soon enough I suppose."

Inuyasha brought his hand to his blazing red cheek. "J-Jakotsu," he stammered, startled, "What in the world is wrong? This isn't like you. Please tell me."

After a few moments of silence Jakotsu's choked, tear-filled voice finally managed to escape his mouth, "W-Why?" Tears were streaming down his face, "W-Why are you always pushing me away and saying you could never love me the way I love you?"

Inuyasha's voice was very calm and caring, "Jakotsu, we've been over this. I do love you, but as a friend, and I cannot love you the way you love me because I'm not gay. I could never love a man like that."

"You damn liar!" Jakotsu's rage took over, "Then why the hell are you and Bankotsu together!?"

"Me and Inuyasha?! Together?!" Bankotsu jumped, "Where in all the worlds did you get that from, Jakotsu?!"

"Well, you can't really blame him," Miroku interrupted, "Actually, we all thought that there was something going on between you two."

"And can you explain how that's even possibly possible!" Inuyasha's head was spinning greatly in confusion. Where was all this coming from and how was it started?

"DON'T PLAY DUMB!" Jakotsu's voice was screaming now, "From the minute Bankotsu got here you and him were immediately hooked to each other! You both kept giggling and went deep into the forest to have a 'secret' conversation and to do something secret! You wouldn't mention anything to the rest of us! And all your hugging and...and." As the tears began again Jakotsu's voice faded away. His head was turned so he would not have to face Inuyasha's sweet golden eyes anymore.

Inuyasha turned toward Bankotsu, "Um...so you think we should tell them what this was all about?"

"Well, we might get killed for it, heh, but yeah, it's for the best."

"Yeah," Inuyasha slowly walked up to Jakotsu, who was still in tears, and softly embraced him. Jakotsu immediately tryed to push Inuyasha away, but Inuyasha was far too strong and his embrace was too much for jakotsu to handle right now. Once Jakotsu calmed down a bit Inuyasha whispered gently an explanation for all of this into his ear, "Sitting around here earlier with you and the others, Bankotsu and I suddenly got a brilliant idea. That's when the laughing and giggling began. So no one would realize what we were talking about we decided to carry out our conversation and plan deep into the forest. You wanna know what that plan was right?" Jakotsu nodded. "Hehehe what we were planning was whisperwhisperwhisper..."

Jakotsu froze, went wide eyed, and his jaw dropped. Being a dog demon like Inuyasha and having extremely good hearing, Sesshomaru heard everything Inuyasha said. He was wide eyed as well and had his hand over his mouth, desperately trying to contain his laughter. Jakotsu was not so good at it. His laughter erupted so loud it forced the birds out of the trees.

"Can someone please fill the rest of us in?" Miroku was very curious to know what this was all about. Jakotsu' laughter increased after Miroku spoke. "Come on! Tell us what this is about!"

"All right, all right," said Inuyasha, "First let me get Jakotsu under control. Jakotsu! J-Jakotsu! All right, calm down. You ok now?" Jakotsu nodded, smiling. "You still mad at me and Bankotsu?"

Jakotsu shook his head no and embraced Inuyasha lovingly, "I'm so sorry I jumped to conclusions like that."

"It's ok. It isn't your fault."

"Hey can I join the hug?" Bankotsu asked.

"NO!"

"Aha! That's ok, Jakotsu. I understand... and I don't wanna do anything that would end up getting me slapped like Inuyasha, ahaha."

Inuyasha gave him an angry glare.

"Ok enough!" Sango had become very agitated. This was all so confusing. "Please, just tell us already what in the world is going on?!"

"Take it from here, Bankotsu! Most of this was your idea!" Inuyasha stepped back and gave the stage to Bankotsu.

Inuyasha- "What stage?! We're standing in a clearing in a friggin forest."

Sesshomaru- "-sigh- Rin means it figuratively."

Inuyasha- "She's eight! Does she even know what figuratively means?"

Sesshomaru- "...Do you?"

Inuyasha- "Rin, what are you waiting for? Continue your story! Now, come on, hurry go."

Rin- "Well then save your comments and interruptions until the end!"

Inuyasha- "You don't have to yell at me."

Rin- "-sigh- you're hopeless."

back to story----

"Well when I got here and began talking to Inuyasha, " Bankotsu began explaining, "he told me of all the fun, yet annoyance, he went through with the whole 'keep the Tetsusaiga away from Inuyasha' and 'keep the staff away from Miroku' games. I though that was hilarious and within seconds I got a brilliant idea."

"Oooo! What was it?" Rin piped up, suddenly interested. As everyone knows Rin loves 'keep away' games.

"Heh. Inuyasha and I decided to create our own 'keep away' game."

"However," Inuyasha continued, "it was more of a 'steal something and sell it' game. And, you see, we went into the forest to figure out a way to do that without getting caught. And we did! Yey us!" Inuyasha and Bankotsu had big grins on their faces.

"Okay, but...what exactly did you steal?" Miroku asked.

Inuyasha's grin grew three inches bigger in an instant. "Earlier today, Miroku, did you feel a tremendous wind blow by you?"

"...Yes."

"And did it feel like something or someone just ran past by you at an incredible speed?"

"...Yes...but what does any of this have to do with---" Miroku quickly looked around in shock and surprise, "Inuyasha! What the hell have you done with my staff?!"

"I just explained that to you and the others. Bankotsu and I stole it and sold it. You're a bit slow today, Miroku."

"YOU SOLD MY STAFF?! TO WHO?!" Miroku was furious! How in the world could Inuyasha and Bankotsu even think about doing something like this?

"To Kagura."

"KAGURA?! WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL WOULD SHE WANT MY DAMN STAFF FOR?!"

"To hit Naraku with it, of course! Duh!... and could you please stop yelling, Miroku? You're hurting my sensitive puppy ears," Inuyasha covered his ears with his hands to add a dramatic effect.

Jakotsu rushed right over to Inuyasha,"Awww! My poor little puppy! I'll make your ears feel better!" He softly kissed Inuyasha's precious puppy ears.

"STOP YELLING!? STOP YELLING!? HOW THE HELL CAN I STOP YELLING WHEN YOU SOLD MY STAFF TO KAGURA!"

"How much did you get for it exactly?" asked Sango.

"SANGO, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" a shrill laugh came from the sky. The clouds turned dark and stormy. Soon a little creature came into sight. It was a little white bunny. However, this was no ordinary little white bunny. Along with his cute bunny ears he had little red horns on his head. His fangs showed trough his wide grin. The little bunny wagged his flaming tail as his bat-like wings flew him slowly to the ground. He gazed at Inuyasha and Bankotsu with his big black eyes as the scythe he held in his bunny paws sent streaks of light in every direction.

With everything that had happened in the past few moments Jakotsu forgot all about the plan he had devised with the little bunny creature. In a split second he ran to the little bunny creature telling him to stop what he was about to do, "No, no, no, no! Stop!"

"Wha?" the little bunny creature turned his head towards Jakotsu, "What do mean by 'no'?"

"Uh...change of plans. It turns out that Inuyasha and Bankotsu aren't together. They don't even like each other like that. They're just friends."

"Oh..." the little bunny creature was very disappointed, "So I don't get to carry out our plan?"

"Sorry, no," replied Jakotsu.

"-sigh- All right then, but you better find something else for me to do today cuz our plan was the only thing I had for today, and now I got nothing...Sad times, I know."

"Awww, don't worry my little bunny friend! There are plenty of other things for us to do today!" Jakotsu declared, very sure of himself.

"Like what..." asked the little bunny creature, positive that Jakotsu had nothing at the moment.

"Like...uh...like...uh...uh... heh..."

"-sigh- That's what I thought," the little bunny creature hung his head with much disappointment. More disappointment than he had a minute or so ago. This did not look like it was going to be a very fun or interesting day now that he did not have anything to do, and that saddened the little bunny creature. He loved fun...and hyperness!

"Wait a minute!" Now it was Inuyasha's turn to question some others of what was going on, "Jakotsu, what plan were you devising with that...uh...bunny creature thing?"

"Uh...ehe..well lets just say it involves a scythe, a blue thunderbolt, water from China, red flowers, mainly roses, a canon that shoots pixies, and cats that go moo!"

"WHA?" The others, except the little bunny creature were all dumbfounded by Jakotsu's bizarre explanation.

"Is it just me or did things just get ten times more confusing?" asked Shippo, while trying to decipher what Jakotsu had been planning with such bizarre and random things. "Ow! Thinking too hard makes my head hurt!"

"You and me both Shippo, "Rin said, trying to ignore what was going on as she resumed her coloring, once again, with Shippo.

Inuyasha- "Ha! I told you this wouldn't be the last chapter!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Well, it was supposed to be..."

Rin- "Yey! More chapters!"

Kyo- "Can I go now?"

Sesshomaru- "Stop whining! and no! If I have to continue being held here against my will then so do you!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Wha? but, Fluffy, no one is holding you against your will."

Sesshomaru- (angry) "What? Then what the hell am I doing here?!" (dashes to the door)

Inuyasha- "Oh, no you don't! You're not leaving me here with these people!"

Sesshomaru- "...Then come with me, you idiot!"

Inuyasha- "Oh...that's a good idea!" (runs away with Sesshomaru)

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Noooo! My puppies!"

Rin- "Hey! You two better be back by the time the next chapter comes, or else!"

Ayame- "Can Kyonkichi and I be in the next chapter as well?"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Of course you can! What fun would the next chapter be without you two?"

Ayame- "So true, darling, so true. Isn't this great Kyonkichi?"

Kyo- "..."

Ayame- "Yey! Kyonkichi agrees!"

Kyo- "Wha? Since when?! I never said that!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Do you think we should invite Akito to the next chapter as well?"

Ayame and Kyo- "NO!!!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "AW, why not? Don't you think it would be nice for him to be here...with us...far away from Yuki...where he can't torture Yuki...Ayame's beloved brother?"

Ayame- "-gasp- I never thought of it that way! Brilliant idea!"

Kyo- "Yea...BUT as Killingperfectionbeauty said he will be here...where he can torture us! Bad idea!"

Rin- "I have an idea! Why don't we leave this up to the readers?"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "That's a great idea, Rin."

Kyo- "...No it's not."

Killingperfectionbeauty- (ignores Kyo's comment) "So what will it be my wonderful readers? Does Akito Sohma join us for the next chapter or not?"

Kyo- (passing out buttons) "Vote no for Akito! (whispers) "And Kyo too! I wanna go home!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- (pokes Kyo) "Bad Kitty! You and Ayame don't have a choice. You're going to be here and that's final!"

Kyo- "Are you going to play with me if I stay without protest?"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Aw, of course I will Kitty!"

Kyo- "...Then I'm outta here!"

Rin- "Hey! No tricking the writer!"

Kyo- "Who says?"

Rin- (points to a sign on the wall) "It says so right there in big sparkly letters: No tricking the writer."

Kyo- "What the? Ayame, why the hell do you have that friggin sign in your shop?"

Ayame- "Shigure put that on my wall one day when I tricked him into buying me some chocolate while he was on his way home to work on a novel or something. The funny thing is that I didn't even need any chocolate. I had some in the fridge all along. Ahaha!"

Kyo- "Then why did you trick him into buying you some?"

Ayame- "Because i was bored and Shigure wouldn't play with me."

Rin- "So, I assume, he found out that it was some kind of trick to give you some laughs and got very mad so he placed that sign on your wall?"

Ayame- "yep! Shigure is a meanie! First, he won't play with me, then he gets mad at me for playing a tiny trick on him, involving chocolate. Hey, who wants to help me trick him again?"

Killingperfectionbeauty, Rin, and Kyo- (raise hands into the air) "ME! ME! ME!"

Ayame- "YEY!"

Rin- "Ok, everyone, that's it for this chapter! Hope you enjoyed it! Until next time, See Yaz! Oh! and remember to review, please!...or we'll call Akito! Bye-Bye!"

Kyo- "And speaking of Akito, remember to vote and say 'no' to inviting Akito to the next chapter!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Nooo! vote 'YES'! Make the writer happy! She needs to be happy!"

Kyo- "No she doesn't!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- (pokes kyo again) "Yes I do! Stop Being a bad kitty, Kyonkichi!"

Kyo- "Grrr...Stop poking me!... and stop calling me that you BAKA!"

Killingperfectionbeauty- "Why you... BAKA NEKO!"

Kyo- "You damn...!"

RIn- "-sigh- Great, another fight."

Ayame- "A little word of advise to all the beloved readers...run for your life before you're a part of this cat fight!"

Kyo- "AYAME!"

- review plz...