Glitch: 5th chapter. Already. I'm lucky I had this in my head before this site came to me. Again, I hope people are reading and enjoying this, and I'm trying my best to keep everything spelt right. And, I've been on hiatus. Whoopee.(sarcasm)

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L.K. was truely bored. She would seem to get bored easily, but she always could think about things with Ami, but right now, nothing. God, I'm on the back of a Brazilian Gryphon, and I'm bored out of my mind. Wow. I need to think of something to do...wait... she saw ahead a plateu with two ways, right and left. She noticed to the right it looked suspicious. "Go left."

"Why?" He looked at the right.

"Booby-trapped."

"How do you know that?"

"I'm darkness. It's not hard to figure this out. Who would booby-trap us?"

"Jack Spicer..." he mumbled.

"Who?"

"Jack spicer, a retard evil genius."

"Alright, I'll get to have some fun." she said, "We're still going left, land, and have a sneak attack."

"Uh..." he looked up at the plateu. "Do I look like I can fly up?"

"You won't have to." she smirked. "Do you go any faster?!"

He went faster.

They came to the plateu, under it, anyways. "Okay...Fan of Wind!" she had pulled out a seemingly normal japanese fan. It grew in size, and L.K. beat it against the sky under them, and they went up. "Okay! Land!"

He tried his best, but it wasn't too great.

"Okay, wait here." she said, going towards the right edge. Looking down, she saw Jackbots. "A bombardment, eh? Let's teach this 'Jack Spicer' a lesson in booby-traps." she jumped down, Oni as her sword. "Hyah!" she slashed him out, a surge of darkness destroying the Jackbots. "That was easy." she sighed, looking at a robot's head. "Damn, these things suck. Popsicle sticks and glue would've made something better." she kicked it. "Something tells me this dude is gay."

Rai laughed. "He isn't gay, but he'd better off that then straight."

"Okay...ah!" She found the Shen Gong Wu. "Brush of Life. The one thing that makes art fun." she said sarcastically.

"Do you have a comment on everything?"

"If I did, I'd beable to say something about your face." she said. "If I'm lucky, I won't have to put up with this crap for too much longer." She sighed, looking at Rai, then turned back, and started throwing and catching the Wu. She was waiting for something, the one thing that could have Rai human.

"Hey, who brought the giant bird?"

Rai groaned. "Jack Spicer, why now?!"

L.K. saw the redhead, and was alittle disgusted. "No hair is that red...and only dickwads wear eyeliner."

"'Dickwad'?! Man, that...hurts."

"Good. Ya know, I'll give you one chance to get the Wu before I kick your sorry ass. I'll drop it, and if you get it, you have a better chance of not getting a black eye. If not..."

"Yeah, I get it." He thought this girl was stupid.

She dropped the brush.

He quickly went after it, and touched it, but then it glowed. "Hey! I've been cheated!"

L.K. had her hand on it, too, and so did Rai(L.K. encouragement). "Challenge you to a 'Showdown, dickwad. Me an' Rai against you."

"That's still not fair!"

"We won't use Wu."

"...Fine, I accept. My...Monkey Staff?" he seemed upset about that.

Easy win. I rule. "Alright, 'game is Air Battle. First one to fall to their doom loses."

"Yeah, let's get moving." he said, irritabely.

"You good, Rai?"

"NOW you ask?!"

"Just seeing if you were still there. I was right. Okay, Xiaolin Showdown!"

"Xiaolin Showdown!" the other two said.

The arena became air, and a giant, flat cloud they all were standing on. L.K. got on Rai.

"Gong ye tempai!" They all said.

"Rai! Get off the cloud, now!"

He went up, then asked, "Why?"

Jack fell through the cloud. "Hey! Not fair!" he quickly used his flying device to get back in the sky.

"He'll lose verrry soon." L.K. whispered to the gryphon. "Try to find what you can do."

"Like what?"

"Use your wings, anything you feel'll work."

He aimed his wings at Jack, and flapped them really fast, gusts of wind coming down, making Jack go farther down.

"Good. You're better than I thought."

Raimundo liked the praise. He then opened his beak, and a blast of air hit Jack, and he strted to spiral down.

"Cool. I'll finish this." she jumped in the air, and darkness came around her bunched up hands. "True Darkness!" the darkness came from her hands, and homed onto Jack, and did the final blows.

"Not fair!!!" he called, falling, and lost.

The area became the Grand Canyon again. The others arrived at that moment, seeing Rai normal human again, holding the two Wu.

"Wow, Rai! You're...better looking than before." Kimi said.

"Except for the diamond shaped grayness in his hair." Omi mumbled.

L.K. rolled her eyes.

"Um...well...I couldn't have done it...without L.K." he said, looking down.

"Thank you for acknowledging that, can we go home now?" L.K. said, going over to Ami. "A., I'm telling you now, these guys are hopeless."

"I agree sis. I agree." she smiled.

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Glitch: And that's the end of chapter 5. Ah, these ideas keep coming, I've already got...wow, I just don't know where these ideas for fanfics come from. Though, most of them mainly have L.K. and Rai, and I'm sure not much people would enjoy it, would they...? .

L.K.: You worry too much. -.-