…And once again here I am! YeY! It's been like forever since the last time I updated this story. Curse my horribly busy school life...
Anyways…
It's finally time to reveal the identity of the little bunny creature! Woo!
Now get ready!... Get set!...READ! XD
Rin- "Got any 3's?"
Kyo- "Go fish.."
Killingperfectionbeauty- "ahem…psst! Rin!... Story time!"
Rin- "Eeep!...uh, ehe, Hey everyone! Ok, well it appears it's time for the next chapter of 'A Story by Rin'. As you have all probably heard, in this chapter the identity of the little bunny creature is revealed. Now without further interruptions---I hope and pray--- let's get on to the story."
Kyo- "Wait!"
Rin- "-sigh- I knew it was too good to be true…"
Killingperfectionbeauty- "What's wrong, Kyonkichi?"
Kyo- "I'll probably regret asking this, but… what's the whole deal on Akito? Is he gonna be here or not?"
Killingperfectionbeauty- "Well…Rin and I graciously invited him to join all of us, but he denied the offer by saying, and I quote, 'No! Now get out of my sight before I kill you. You're giving me a headache!'"
Kyo- "Thank the lord! No fuckin Akito!"
Akito- "What was that my dear little Kyo?" (comes from behind Kyo and glares menacingly into his eyes)
Kyo- "AHHH!" (shoots to the ceiling and grabs hold of the chandelier)
Akito- "Hmph. You're going to have to come down sometime." (sits down with Inuyasha, Ayame, and Sesshomaru)
Kyo- "The hell I will!"
Akito- (stares at Inu and Sesshy) "Great… just what we need… two more Ayames."
Ayame- "Aha! Yes, it's magnificent isn't it?"
Akito- "…I was being sarcastic you idiot."
Ayame- "Yeah, I know."
Akito- "And why the hell are you here in the first place, Ayame? Shouldn't you be having sex with your beloved Shigure or trying to shower my Yuki with your overflowing love?"
Sesshomaru- "He and Kyo are here for Rin's story like the rest of us… And why are you here? I thought you denied your invitation to join us."
Akito- "I changed my mind. It's boring at home."
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru- "Well then, welcome to Rin's story."
Akito- (confused) "Are you two twins?"
Inuyasha- "No."
Akito- "-sigh of relief- Good. Twins give me headaches.
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru- (sweat drop)
Akito- "…Rin, why are you staring at me like that?"
Rin- " Cuz you're evil… Evil person!"…" Ow! What was that for?"
Akito- "For calling me evil, you little brat!"
Inuyasha- "You know you're only proving her point by hitting and yelling at her like that."
Akito- " Shut up you damn mutt!"
Inuyasha- "Why you son-of- a…!" (attacks Akito)
Akito- "Down boy! Down!"
Inuyasha- "Grrr… Don't treat me like a dog!"
Kyo- "Well stop acting like one and he will!"
Inuyasha- "Shut the hell up you baka neko!"
Kyo- "Rrrr… You damn bastard!"
Akito- "Everyone shut the hell up! I'm getting a fuckin headache!"
Inuyasha- "You're the one that started it!"
Akito- "Damn mutt!"
Kyo- "Psycho!"
Akito- "Baka neko!"
Inuyasha, Kyo, and Akito- (glaring threateningly at each other) "Rrrrrrrr!"
Ayame- "-sigh- This might take a while."
Sesshomaru- (nods in agreement) "Rin, please just start your story before I get a headache."
Rin- "Gladly! Readers…on to the story!"
A Story by Rin
Previously---
"Wait a minute!" Now it was Inuyasha's turn to question some others of what was going on, "Jakotsu, what plan were you devising with that...uh...bunny creature thing?"
"Uh...ehe..well let's just say it involves a scythe, a blue thunderbolt, water from China, red flowers, mainly roses, a canon that shoots pixies, and cats that go moo!"
"WHA?" The others, except the little bunny creature were all dumbfounded by Jakotsu's bizarre explanation.
"Is it just me or did things just get ten times more confusing?" asked Shippo, while trying to decipher what Jakotsu had been planning with such bizarre and random things. "Ow! Thinking too hard makes my head hurt!"
"You and me both Shippo, "Rin said, trying to ignore what was going on as she resumed her coloring, once again, with Shippo.
And now the story continues----
"Ahahahaha…! Don't worry about it! Don't worry about it!" said Jakotsu reassuringly, "Erm… it's nothing…really…hehe."
"-sigh- Fine. Whatever. I don't think I even want to know."
"Whoa! Hold on Jakotsu!" said Miroku, having a question of his own.
"What now?" Jakotsu whined. He really did not want to have to explain what his whole plan had been.
Miroku pointed toward the little bunny creature, "Who, or what, the hell is he?"
"Me?" asked the little bunny creature. He flapped his bat wings and flew in front of the group. "I come from the land of killer fluffy animals. A land filled with cuddly little creatures and pets who can become very devilish towards anyone who is against them and their ways of life. This land I come from is also filled with people. Very hyper people. People who live in their own little world, with their own rules. Rules that always work in their favor. I suppose you can say that the land I come from is a kind of fantasy land. A fantasy land that is in the dreams of every person who truly is an individual. I am the leader of this land. I am the almighty and powerful… Evil Bunny Lord!"
"Killer fluffy animals?… fantasy land?… hyper?… Evil…Bunny…Lord…?" said Miroku, Sango, and Shippo in unison, wondering what in the world this creature had just said. They were extremely uncertain whether he was friend or foe.
"Awww! How cute!" said Rin with glee. She loved adorable little animals and creatures; anything small soft or fluffy.
"Cute, yes, but evil, and by evil I mean in the good way," explained Jakotsu with a smile.
"How can evil be good?" questioned Shippo.
"In the world of the Evil Bunny Lord anything is possible, Shippo, so just go with it."
"Uh…sure, why not…"
A sudden silence fell over the group as each person starred at the Evil Bunny Lord and at each other.
"…AHHH!" screamed Miroku.
"What the hell is wrong with you, Miroku?" asked Inuyasha as he watched the monk jumping around all over the place like a maniac.
"INUYASHA!" Miroku had just remembered that his staff was stolen by Inuyasha and Bankotsu and sold to Kagura of all people. "GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN STAFF!" Miroku was so angry that the others could swear they had seen steam coming out of his ears.
"Oooohh! You remember that don't you?" asked Inuyasha, smiling.
"YES! NOW RETURN MY STAFF OR I WILL BE FORCED TO KILL YOU!" By this time Miroku had lost every speck of patience and rational thought. He did not find the matter of his staff being taken from him and sold even an ounce funny.
"Ooooo… I'm sooo scared!" Inuyasha said sarcastically. He jumped and hid behind Bankotsu and Jakotsu, pretending to be in fear.
"OH, YOU BETTER BE, YOU---"
"Wait a sec!" interrupted the Evil Bunny Lord, "Do you mean…" He reached behind his back and pulled out an object out of thin air, "…this staff?"
Miroku looked gratefully at the shining staff held by the Evil Bunny Lord, "YES! That staff! Hand it over right now!"
The Evil Bunny Lord shrugged his shoulders and threw the staff over to Miroku who grasped it tightly and held it close to himself protectively. Suddenly a question popped into his head. He turned towards the Evil Bunny Lord. "How did you get my staff?"
"Kagura gave it to me a few hours ago. She said she got bored of it. It didn't bug Naraku enough."
Miroku muttered something under his breath and walked away with his staff still clutched tightly between his fingers. Sango followed him just in case he was planning on revenge. She had had enough secret plans and plans of revenge, entwined with confusion and randomness for one day. The day had made as much sense as a dog flying underwater while chasing a hawk!
"Well, I have had enough fun for one day. Come, Rin, it is time to go," said Sesshomaru in his usual, emotionless voice.
"Awww. Do we have to leave right now, Fluffy-sama?" whined the little girl, "We're having so much fun!"
"Yes, now let's go."
"-sigh- Ok… Bye Bye Everyone!" Rin waved a sweet farewell as she followed Sesshomaru through the forest.
"Yeah, I better be on my way as well," Bankotsu headed down the path opposite of Rin and Sesshomaru, "Bye!"
Inuyasha and Jakotsu waved as Bankotsu left. Then Inuyasha looked around realizing Shippo was no where in sight. "Where did that stupid little fox go?" He asked in annoyance.
"Hmm. I don't know, but the Evil Bunny Lord is gone too." replied Jakotsu.
"…Oh, hell no! Do not fuckin tell me that they are planning something now! Uhh… this is getting old. I swear when---"
"What are you rambling on about now, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha whirled around, seeing Shippo and the Evil Bunny Lord standing right behind him. "Why you little brat!" Inuyasha began chasing Shippo, threatening to pound him into the ground.
"Waaaaah! What did I do?!" Shippo ran, screaming, for his life.
"Hahahaha!" The Evil Bunny Lord laughed happily as he watched the agitated Inuyasha chase the defenseless little fox. This was very amusing to him.
"-sigh- Well now that pretty much everyone has left what shall we do now?" asked Jakotsu, becoming somewhat bored. Now that the others were gone he could not think of anything fun and entertaining to do.
"Hmm… You wanna go help me and Kagura play a prank on Naraku?"
A mischievous grin crossed Jakotsu's face. "Now that is what I call fun!" He jumped up and down gleefully.
"I agree, my friend, I agree!"
Jakotsu and the Evil Bunny Lord headed on their way to find Kagura and Naraku. Both immediately started thinking up pranks and tricks to play on Naraku. They laughed evilly as they quickly made their way down the path.
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Meanwhile, Shippo continued running and trying to escape Inuyasha's deadly grasp.
About a mile away, Miroku was laying half-unconscious on the ground with a bright red hand print across his face. It was worth it he thought.
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"Lord Sesshomaru, what was that sound?" asked Rin; freshly picked flowers in her hands.
"That, Rin, was the sound of a very perverted monk getting slapped by an annoyed and angry woman with a huge boomerang.
"Ooooh ok… but why my lord? What did he do?"
"Did I not just say 'very perverted monk' ?"
"Oh! Ok. Hehe."
Sesshomaru sweat dropped. Slow little brat he thought. Well, then again, she is only about 8 years old… Ah well, she's still slow.
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"Kagura?"
"Yes, Naraku?"
"Where is Kanna's mirror?" Naraku frantically searched throughout his castle for the mirror. "I cannot spy on Inuyasha without it."
"Kanna's mirror?"
"Yes."
"The mirror she carries around everywhere with her?"
"Yes."
"The mirror that can suck out peoples souls?"
"Yes."
"…Never heard of it."
"Wha…?" A confused look crossed Naraku's face. "… Kagura, what did you do with the mirror?"
"Me?" Kagura pointed towards herself innocently. "I haven't done anything with it. Why do you assume such things?"
Naraku ignored Kagura's innocent act and repeated his question? "Kagura… What did you do with the damn mirror?" He was becoming quite agitated. "Answer me before I am forced to make you answer me."
"Ok, Ok. I'll give you a few hints… Jakotsu, Evil Bunny Lord, black roses, catfish, voodoo doll, a happy sword, and Draco Malfoy."
After Kagura vaguely explained the mysterious disappearance of Kanna's mirror she turned and walked away, leaving a very puzzled Naraku in the hall wondering what in the world Kagura had just said. "K-Kagura?… What is all that supposed to mean?… Kagura?… Who is Draco Malfoy?… Kagura?… Kagura?!…" Naraku continued calling out to Kagura a few more times, but it was useless. Kagura was nowhere nearby and even if she was, it was unlikely that she would turn back around and explain to Naraku what was going on. Seeing how it would be impossible to figure all this out, Naraku decided to leave the matter be and to let whatever was going to happen happen. Besides he was bored, not having anything to do, and somewhat hungry. "Hmm… I believe I will first eat some supper and then I shall go find that little girl, Rin, that follows Lord Sesshomaru everywhere. She always knows of very entertaining, and somewhat annoying, games, such as 'Keep Away With Inuyasha's Sword'. She has probably already played that game earlier today, but oh well. It will bring me great joy. Mwahahahaha!"
"Who are you speaking too?"
Naraku turned, a bit startled. Kanna was standing right behind him. "Oh, Kanna. It is only you. What are you doing sneaking up behind me like that?"
"I am looking for my mirror. Have you seen it Lord Naraku."
"No, but I know for a fact that Kagura has something to do with its disappearance."
"Oh, in that case there is no need for me to continue searching for it. I will have it returned to me once everything is over."
"What was that?" Naraku jumped. "Do you mean to tell me that you know what Kagura is planning?!"
"Yes."
"You must tell me Kanna! I must know! Now!"
"I cannot reveal that information to you."
"But I must know!"
"Why do you not go find Inuyasha and mess with him to keep your mind off of all of this?"
"Well, Kanna, I had already decided on that, but then you showed up out of nowhere and now here we are have this conversation."
"Oh. Ok…" Kanna walked away, not adding anymore to the conversation.
'Annoying, little, creepy, unnoticeable, albino child, thing, person…' thought Naraku as he headed in the opposite direction, straight out the door, to find Inuyasha as he originally intended too before the interruption caused by Kanna.
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"Ahhhh---" Shippo skidded to a stop as he realized that Inuyasha had stopped chasing him. "Uhh, Inuyasha?" asked Shippo, reluctantly, in fear that Inuyasha would suddenly return to his chase. "Are you alright?"
"Hmm… yeah, but, I have this strange feeling that I am going to become extremely annoyed in a short time, just as I had when Rin---" Inuyasha broke off in the middle of his sentence and looked slowly and cautiously around himself. He reached for his sword, but before he had the change to grab hold of it, a figure darted past him and took the sword. "Wha?" Inuyasha looked down at his waist, realizing that his sword and even the scabbard were gone. Averting his eyes from his waist to the figure standing a few feet away, he saw that it was none other than Naraku. Naraku just stood there, swinging the sword back and forth, with a huge, devilish grin on his face. "Grrr… Damn you, Naraku!… GIMME BACK MY DAMN SWORD!"
"You will have to catch me first! Mwahahaha!" Naraku turned and began running.
"OH COME ON!" Inuyasha shook his arms in the air dramatically, "DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD THIS IS GETTING?!"
"Don't care. Still fun. Mwahaha!"
"YOU BASTARD!" Inuyasha chased after Naraku, "GET BACK HERE BEFORE I FUCKIN KILL YOU AND GIMME BACK MY SWOOOOOOOOOOORD!"
"MWAHAHAHAHA!"
-THE END!-
Akito- "Ahahaha! That was great!"
Rin- "o.o Really? You really liked it?"
Akito- "Yes. It was quite enjoyable."
Rin- ":D YeeeY! Yey! Yey! Yey!" (hugs Akito) "Thank you, Mr. Evil Person!"
Akito- (evil glare)
Rin- "Kidding! Kidding!"
Kyo- "Erm… Does this story have a moral or something?"
Ayame- "Why, yes. I think it does."
Sesshomaru- "It should. All of Rin's stories have silly little morals."
Rin- "Yep!… and they are not silly!"
Inuyasha- "Alright, Rin. Lets hear it."
Rin- "The moral of this story is that the 'keep away/ chase game' is never ending and inescapable. As long as you have friends, or enemies, that get really bored very easily you will get dragged into the game sometime or another. Instead of fighting it, it would be a whole lot easier to just go along with it and humor the person. Besides you can always get back at your friend, who ever it is, in the same way, so just try to learn to live with it. It is not as bad as you may believe it to be… Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other."
Inuyasha- "…Did you take that last line from Jerry Springer?"
Rin- "Hehe. Yep!"
Akito- "Well that was fun. Ayame, Kyo, let us be on our way. It's time to go home."
Ayame- "Oh, but, Akito-san, we are having such fun."
Akito- "NOW!"
Ayame- "Eeep!" (startled)
Kyo- "Alright! Alright! We're coming!"
Inuyasha- "Hey!"
Kyo- "…What?"
Inuyasha- "…You came down from the chandelier."
Kyo- "Uh… Yeah…'slow mutt'"
Rin- "Hehe. Thanks for joining us! Bye Bye!"
Ayame and Akito- (waving) "Bye Bye!"
Kyo- "Yeah, yeah, bye."
(Akito, Ayame, and Kyo leave)
Killingperfectionbeauty- "This was so fun! Haha! Good times… Goooooood tiiiimes…"
Inuyasha- "…Did you take that ' Good times' thing from Cozmo from the Fairlyodd Parents?"
Killingperfectionbeauty- "Yep!"
Sesshomaru- "What is it with you and Rin and using lines from TV shows?"
Rin- "It's fun!"
Killingperfectionbeauty- (nods in agreement)
Inuyasha- "You two are weird…"
Rin- "This coming from a guy who wears girl pants?"
Inuyasha- "Hey, that's Sesshomaru!"
Killingperfectionbeauty- "That's both of you."
Sesshomaru- (changing the subject) "Are we done here yet, or not?"
Rin- "Yeah… we're done" -sadness-
Killingperfectionbeauty- "Aww. Don't worry, Rin. We'll be back soon."
Rin- "Really?"
Killingperfectionbeauty- "Yep! Knowing you, you'll probably make up another story in no time that we must share with others as we did this one."
Rin- "That's right! Yey!" -happiness-
Killingperfectionbeauty- "Yea, and depending on what reviewers say, who knows, we might have to come back for another chapter of this story!"
Rin- "YEY!"
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru- "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" (enraged)
Killingperfectionbeauty- "Yep!"
Sesshomaru- "Haven't we suffered enough of this?"
Killingperfectionbeauty- (shrugs) "Like I said, it depends on what reviewers say."
Inuyasha- "-sigh- Fine! BUT! If we are back for another chapter then Sesshomaru and I get to incite people we want to join us."
Killingperfectionbeauty- "Deal."
Rin- (still overjoyed) "Yey! Ok, welp, we hope you enjoyed your time with us and this story. Now it's time to say goodbye. So farewell to you all!"
Killingperfectionbeauty- "…and review before you leave, please!"
Sesshomaru- "So long and farewell."
Inuyasha- "Adios amigos!"
Rin- "o.o Since when do you know how to speak Spanish, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha- "Don't ask questions, Rin. Just smile and wave goodbye."
Rin- (shrugs) (smiles and waves goodbye) "Byeness!"
…review time:)