Authors Rant:Heh, Ok so I was talking to my friend Kayla and we were talking about how Gaara's gourd isn't made out of sand but cookie dough. Well anyway I'm also doing this to calm my nerves down. You see I was reading .Hack/Another birth or whatever it's called, and I had my iPod shuffle out. Well Guess what? My chorus teacher took it away from me cause we're not supposed to have them at school. Well I had to go to the music room before buses were called to get it back, but anyway she called my dad. Luckily my dad's not going to tell my mom, but I'm still pissed about it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or it's charters for if I did I would be frekin rich. I do however own Nami and Tsuki. My Friend and I own the plot.

Big sorry: A big sorry to the people who read snow and it ended abruptly. I had planed to do a second chapter to that but my big bro came home for February break and I couldn't write anything and this will be bugging me for days but here it is.

Gaara was wondering around Konoha. He wasn't sure how he got there but in Konoha he was. Well anyway Gaara was just wondering around looking for a place to bye cookies, for that was his all time favorite food. Well He had somehow managed to get lost in the woods. He was walking for about an hour looking for a way out when he felt like he was being watched. He spun around quickly and threw a kunai at the surrounding forest only to not hit anything. Lucky for him said Kunai was made of sand. So there he was lost in the woods and he was starting to get hungry. Also lucky for him What nobody knew but him was that his gourd was made out of chocolate chip cookie dough. Gaara decided to rest for a little while and eat some of his cookie dough. He got up about 15 minutes later and while he was walking he got that feeling of being watched again. When it didn't go away he turned around again only to see two of Konoha's shonobi.

"Why are you following me?" He asked coldly. The girls just grinned until he turned away and started walking again. Soon he could hear the girls following him. After another hour of that he heard them get really close to him. A minuet later he turned around only to find both girls with spoons in their mouths. He blinked.

"Did you just eat my cookie dough?" he asked. The girls looked anywhere but him. Then they nodded.

"I'll kill you!!" He screamed. The girls took their que and ran as fast as they could. They soon disappeared and left Gaara to cry about his lost cookie dough.

IN THE CITY.

"Ha! I knew we could do it". Bragged Nami

"Of course we could." Replied Tsuki with an I-can't- believe- you-doubted- me look.

"Lets go get our money from Deidara. You got the film right?" Asked Nami

"Of course I do. He owes us a hundred dollars each. Thin of the manga we could get." Tsuki replied dreamily

LATER

"I can't believe I lost. Un." Said a blonde haired missing nin as he handed a hundred dollars to the two young ninja in front of him.

"That's what you get when you bet against Us. We always win" Replied the one with blue hair.

"Yes Yes can we go now. If they find out we're here we're frickin dead. If anyone asks we just got paid. Nice doing business with you Deidara. Buy buy.

THE END