Hey Minna-san an update. I was talking to my friend Kayla when this came up. Sorry for the long wait. I've been busy with choosing classes for the next year. I'm going to be a freshman in High school. Well along with that I've been trying to earn money for Manga. Then reading said manga and of corse the school that takes up most of my day. Sigh. Anyway on with the fic

Disclaimer: Any people you recognize I don't own. Just Tsuki and Nami

This Fic is for my Best friend Kayla/Demonsil cause she inspired this and she's always there when I need her. Love ya Kayler Chuu

"Nami, I've been thinking and I'm going to put this up for adoption." Said Tsuki turning around to face her sister

"Ok…Wait. What?"

"I'm going to put it up for adoption"

Just then the door to the mission room opened and Naruto walked in.

"What are you putting up for adoption?" The blond asked

"You Naruto." Answered the irate Ninja sarcastically.

"WWWHHHHAAAATTTT!!!!" the Blonde screamed

"Loud much." Muttered Nami. "Yeas Naruto, you're being put up for adoption."

"Naruto's being put up for adoption?" Asked Kakashi as the rest of team seven entered the room.

"Yes Naruot's being put up for adoption." Answered Tsuki "We decided it was time for him to move out and get a Seme for his little Uke ass." Tsuki smirked

"I'll adopt him!" Exclaimed Kakashi.

"EH?" was the response of Surkra and Naruto. Tsuki and Nami sweat dropped and Sasuke just glared.

"Here how much do you want for him." Asked the excited teacher. Just then Itachi and Kisame "flew" in though the window.

"Uzumaki." Stated Itachi "Come with us."

"You could always adopt him." Stated Nami. Meanwhile Tsuki started to twitch.

"AARRGG. No one is up for adoption. I was being sarcastic when I said that Naruto was being put up for adoption. I'm putting my story up for adoption. It sucks I can't do chapter stories. GOD. You people…." Deep breath. "You. All of you. Get. Out. I'm busy if you haven't noticed we are working. So take this mission and get THE HELL OUT."

Everyone backed away from Tsuki whose one red eye (Tsuki has a red eye and a blue eye. Her blue eye was covered by her hair) was glaring fiercely at them promising a slow and painful death to any of them who pissed her off. As the 6 of them walked out of the mission's room Her expression changed.

"Have a nice day." She called with a smile. Nami just sweat dropped at her sister's mood changes.

"Sometimes I swear you bi-polar." Nami muttered "Any are you really going to put it up for adoption?"

"Ya, I think so I might put it up for adoption and then later try again later."

"What's going up for adoption." Asked Lee as he walked in with his team.

END

Heh poor Tsuki and Nami. They can't ever get a break. Seriously though I am putting my other fic up for adoption. If you want to take it up PM me or send me a review with a piece of your work, or tell me how to get to a piece of your work. Here are the guidelines.

1 Tsuki has to be in it. She can die if you really don't like her 'cause she was going to anyway

2 Tsuki can't be a bitch.

3 Has to be a SasuNaru, NOT a NaruSasu

4 Naruto has to get like deadly sick sometime in this

5 if Ino is in this she is a Yaoi Fan girl.

6 Tsuki has to help them get togather

Anything eles you can change. I think that's it. I understand if you hate me for this but I just don't do very well with chapter stories so for now I'm going to just stick with drabbles. Again sorry for the inconveince. I might retry when I have more experince