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ARGH! I lost the book of the twenty different games to write about! Oh well.

"HELLOS It's-a me-a, Master Hand!" Master Hand said,

Mario sued him.

"Crap… now I'm short on money… anyway this game is; cow tipping!" he moved out of the way to show the Ice Climbers, Captain Falcon, Samus, and Kirby sitting in a hilly fenced in valley with cows all around.

"NOT A PERVERT!"Protested Falcon. Kirby walked over to Nana, giggling and stuffed her up a cow's nose. Then burst out laughing.

Young Link wandered onto the scene "Can I play?" he asked,

"Alright… This is cow tipping."

"COOL!" the ten-year-old screamed and to everyone else's horror took out his hook shot and stringed five cows together, watching them blow up.

"OMFG! STOP THAT!" Master Hand yelled, somehow taking off his glove and slapping the Hylian across the face "SHAME ON YE!"

This sent him spiraling above the clouds.

Then the ghosts of the cows mooed and made poltergeist activity and the Smashers screamed as they flew around.

Master Hand sucked them up with a fish, which came possessed and scarily… um… flopped in one spot. Falcon then cooked and ate it somehow not getting possessed.

"Yes! Go into the light! All is welcome! All is welcome!" Popo said to the ghost cows. Kirby took Master Hand and slapped Popo across the face; this sent him spiraling above the clouds.

"Daisy!" Master Hand spoke into a walky-talky "Send the special cow tipping stuff!" a helicopter flew over. But collided with Y. Link and Popo, exploding.

The three all landed on Kirby who was squished into an unrecognizable blob of goo. "Ok so now there are six contesters!" Sonic said before being eaten by a cow with an Eskimo up its nose.

"Ok… AW NUTS! The special cow tipping stuff is incinerated! ARGH!" the glove exclaimed,

"It's still intact in our hearts…" Nana's muffled voice said from the cow.

"WTF? A t-talk… talking…… Eskimo!" Master Hand gasped,

"WTF? I thought you'd think this was a talking cow?" Nana said,

"Life's full of surprises." The cow said.

"Yeah."

"Yep."

"So let's start the darn thing! Samus, U go 1st with a U and a number one!" she walked over to a cow and knocked it down. "One pointy point!"

Daisy knocked one down. "UNAUTHORIZED! JOO R OUT WITH AN R!"

"Well this sux with an X!" she snapped as she was hurled into a rabid princess cage.

"Oh hi Zelda! I'm a princess too- EEEH! ARGH! BLEH! AAAAH! SNORFLE-SNEX! SMOO! AWAWAWAWAWA!" she screamed as she was mauled.

"KIRBSTER! JOO GO!" Kirby dropkicked a cow; it flew into a tree and bounced back into his arms. He stroked it's back until it fell asleep, then tipped it over.

"OOH! Nice one! You get extra points for fancy schmancy tricks!"

Kirby taunted in Popo's face "Why you little… Piece of cheese!" he lunged at the pink rubbery thing who grabbed him and stroked his back until the Eskimo fell asleep, then tipped him over.

"UH-OH! Kirby has executed foul play! YOU ARE THE STRONGEST LINK BUT YOU MESSED UP SO GOOD BYE!" Master Hand then tossed Kirby into the rabid princess cage.

"OW! HEHE STOP THAT TICKLES! LORING SORING BORING RORING TORING QORING! WEEEEE- SPLAT SMOO! SMOOO! SMOOOO!"

"Whoa! Is that even possible!" Falcon said in terror, looking at the disturbing scene in front of him.

"I don't know; I'm not looking so not to be traumatized." Samus replied.

"HEY! You are breaking the rules! Now you have to watch. Better yet… GO IN!" the hand flicked Samus in.

"HEY! OW! STOP! DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT! ARGH! UH HUH! I'M A FIGHTER! GO ME! WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT! BLARGENSTINE! OMG THE SILVER WEARS! EVIL! THE HUMANITY! SINGING ON PARADE!"

"At least she's putting up a good fight…" Young Link shivered.

"Two remain! And now a low budget message worth muting." The glove said to the camera.

After the commercials "Now Falcon that is this 'captain' and Link that is this 'young' are the last two ho have made it to the final round. TO TIP THE GOLDEN COW!" a poor cow spray-painted with gold paint walked up to them

"YAAAAH!"

"RAAAAH!"

A butterfly tipped it.

"WOW! THE BUG WINS!" he dropped a trophy on it, crushing it. "Now you twos… take a hike!" the two sighed and walked off.

RIP butterfly…