1. Paint Brushes and The Case...

Shows a helicopter view of Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.

Picture switches over to General Hospital on the tv. Slowly zooms out to House, sitting, layed back eating some skittles, and zoned out at the tv. Suddenly house is interupted by Cuddy walking through the door.

Cuddy: HOUSE!!

House zones back to reality and jumps a bit.

Cuddy: You have a paitient whos been waiting in exam room 1 for over an hour! What the hell are you doing!?

House: Can this wait to commercials, or is this paitient dieing of a sore throat?

Cuddy: Cute but, i dont care what your excuse you bring on me this time, your in exam room 1 now!!

House: Or what...?.. you will punish me with your leather wip and tell me ive been a baaad boy?

Cuddy: House! This isnt funny, stop watching your damn soaps and get back to work or you owe me 6 more hours of clinic work!

House: awwww someones not getting enough attention latley... maybe its cause the twins were finally covered up by mommy.

House stands up turns the tv off and walks over to cuddy.

House: Too bad, i was just getting use to them too.

Cuddy gets more frustrated and almost felt like giving up.

Cuddy: Can you just please, go, and do this? If you do this one more paitient ill...let you get off of doing clinic hours for one month...

House: 2 months

Cuddy: No!!

Cuddy yells at houses face and scares him.

House: Ok, ok, Xena Warrior princess, its a deal...except one problem...

Cuddy gets more frustrated... takes a deep breath..

Cuddy: What!?

House unbuttons Cuddy's blouse a little... she starts blushing.

House: There thats better... remember the twins need air too..

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Now in exam room 1. House walks in and sees a very beautiful young blonde about 22, shes wearing glasses, and is sitting with her legs open, She is looking up at the ceiling very still, not moving and her mouth is wide open. House first looks at her with interest then realizes she doesnt look very smart in the pose shes in.

House: What seems to be the problem?

She doesnt answer him and continues staring at the ceiling.

House: Hello!? Is anybody home!?

Blonde Girl: Oh Hi... sorry i was just looking at the ceiling, it looks like you guys just repainted it.

House looks scared, on how dumb she could be.

House: Yeah its pretty amazing isnt it? How people are able to take paint brushes and be able to paint the ceiling with it... its truly a great invention for the 21st centry.

The girl looks stunned.

House: Yeah...anyways, what seems to be the problem? Come to see how people paint ceilings properly?

Blonde Girl: uhhh no!... Im getting these headaches on both sides of my head, it never goes away.

House: ...REALLY!? OMG!!!

The Girl gets shocked by House's reaction.

Blonde Girl: What!?

House: This doesnt sound very good.. If only i can remember what this is?... oh yeah!!.. A Headache..

Blonde Girl: Yeah but it wont go away!

House: Ever heard of... Oh i forgot the medicine that helps headaches...Oh yeah!... its called ASPRIN!

House looks over at at the side of her head and realizes the idiots glass didnt fit, they were on to tight.

House: Your glasses dont fit you. They are on to tight... Ill give you prescription to some Asprin, and go get new glasses.

Blonde Girl: Do you have any glasses here for me?

House: Do I look like a Optomistrist to you?

Blonde Girl: What's a Opcommunist?

House looks frustrated...

House: Its spy from russia who prescribes glasses.

Blonde Girl: Really...?

The blonde girl believes him.

House: Oh yeah... and there coming for you...

Houses eyes widen and trys to look scarey as he leaves the room, and the blonde girl looks at him scared.

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Now it shows in House's Office. Cameron, Forman, and Chase are all layed backing doing something to pass the time, waiting for House to show up, he is half an hour late.

Chase: I cant take this anymore!!, hes half an hour late! This girl could be dieing! If hes not going to do it, im starting without him. Whos with me?

No one responds. Chase looks embarrassed.

House: There not going to listen to you. They can't even understand the aussie words coming out of your mouth. You austrailians, do any of you ever shut up and go play knify and spoony or something? Am i right mate?

House trys to get chase mad and impersonates his best austrailian voice.Chase looks mad and sits down.

House: HeyHeyHeyHey!

Chase stops just before he sits down and looks at House with a mad glare.

House: You can make me some coffee first, thanks mate...So What do we got?

House reads over for 1 second and throws the file in the garbage.

Cameron: We have a- Did you even attempt to read the file before throwing it out!?

House: Im a fast reader.

Cameron gets up and goes to the garbage bin and pulls the file out.

House: Garbage picker..

Cameron looks at house with a ugly glare.

Cameron: Can we just get back to the case!?

House: Geez, you didnt need to yell at me, what did i do to you? Anyways we got Betty Jackson with a severe stomach pain and she collapses to the floor

Cameron interupts correcting him with her real name.

Cameron: Claire Davis!

House: Right whatever, same difference.. So shes got stomach pains... What causes stomach pains to make a person fall to the ground crying like a little baby?

Forman: Her stomach might not have the right amount of acids to digest her food.

Chase: She may have a ultzer on the wall of her stomach somewhere.

Cameron: It doesnt nessesarly have to be her stomach, it could be her pankris. She might of got a infection from poisoness foods, which can cause massive pains.

Chase: Or she could of got a infection in her stomach as well, maybe just viral

Forman: It cant be viral, she would of got a fever, high blood pressure, nausea, headaches.

House: Come on Dogg, it cant be a little bit of both? Dont be whack!, you know it can be a little bit of both. One can have complete control over the other, just like someone playing a video game! You can play it, but the computer will be playing to. Cameron, Do a CT Scan on her stomach, and her pankris. Actually check her liver, and her esophogus while your at it. Forman, check her home for any toxins, or any chemical substances that might of caused this little parade of infections. Chase, get a medical history on the family. Go.

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Chase walks into the room where Claire is.

Chase: Hi, Im Dr. Chase, I work for Dr. House, Ill be helping solving your case.

Claire: Oh, hi, have you figured out what the diagnosis is yet? It's probably just a flu, im waisting your time.

Chase: It might be, but i need to make sure you dont got anything else. A flu doesnt give you chronic pain like what you had, unless your throwing up.

Claire: You think i might have something else?

Chase: Maybe, thats why i need to find out. It might be just a infection in your stomach, and if thats what it is, it can be cureable.

Cameron walks in.

Claire: Another doctor? How many do i need?

Chase: There are four of us working on your case. This is Dr. Cameron, she will be doing a CT scan on some of your organs, Ill tag along for the ride, after you answer a few questions. I need a brief history on your families health.

Claire: My grandfather died of heart failure when i was 8. My father is healthy as a horse, no problems with him. My grandmother, had lung cancer, and died when i was 18. My uncle has down syndrome, my aunt died of bowel cancer. My mother died in a car accident when i was 15. Theres a lot of different problems, but i can only say about a quarter of my family has had something happen, or wrong with them.

Chase: Have you had any problems in your life?

Claire: No, the only thing that has bad ever happened to me was i broke my leg in track in feild in college. I was a runner. Im on a healthy diet, 2-3 servings of vegitables a day, run, excercise, i make sure i do it all.

Chase: Good! Thats good your keepy healthy! This problem maybe genetic, you might of got it from a member in the family. Thats why we are here to find out. I promise you we will find the problem and try to fix it, so you can go home and continue to live your healthy active lifestyle.

Claire smiles, then suddenly goes into Cardiac arrest.

Chase: Shes going into Cardiac Arrest! Paddles! 300bp! Charging.

Cameron Charges. It Reaches 300bp

Chase: Clear!

Chase uses paddle, nothing.

Chase: Clear!

Chase uses paddle again. Cameron suddenly notices a black rash on the left side of her stomach.

Cameron: Shes got internal bleeding!

Chase: ... Thats not all... shes bleeding out of her mouth too...