'Smash Mansion?' he thought and ran down the brick path to the mansion, Marth ran up beside him and as they reached the door his head turned into Fox's. Kirby screamed and ran in, closing the door behind him. He sighed, then walked further in and upstairs.
"There are so many windows!" he said all anime style. (You know, how they talk too much out loud) all the rooms were open and he glanced in all of them, then turning he looked in a larger room where like five guys were that were supposed to be some of the Smashers but looked like famous actors that I can't remember their names of were all in one big bed. (NOOO! EET EEZ NOT WHAT JOO THINK!) They sat up and screamed and Kirby screamed, then popped.
Then the author awoke screaming in bed that was for some reason on a highway (That was an actual dream, except Kirby didn't scream or think anything was weird… or pop) "Oh right the story!" he said, seeing Mario, Luigi, Falco, Pikachu, Ganondorf, Bowser, and Mr. G&W staring at him.
ACT II disappeared and they went back to what they were doing. "Where's one of those scary gloves?" Pikachu asked,
"I'm the host guy whatever this time! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Mario cackled evilly "Now on this episode of Highway-Hopscotch, are contestants; some bird, a green guy, I don't know who he is, a random rat, some wizard who is ill or something, a scary mutant turtle, and last and least, this 'game that is a watch' or something? Anyway will all do Hopscotch on this here highway!"
Falco threw a rock on one of the spaces and started hopping on the spaces that reached from one end of the highway to the other. Right in the middle a semi truck honked as it rammed the poor falcon. The others (with the exception of Mario) stared in shock as feathers blew around.
"OMG! OMG! OMG!" Luigi cried,
"My mouth is dry! I need water!" Ganondorf exclaimed, Pikachu turned to him,
"I can do a robot impression of one getting a glass of water!" he said and stuck his tongue out, a glass of water on the edge, the Gerudo king screamed and jumped over the twelve-foot wall and swam off… even though the highway was on a grassy meadow.
"One is out and the other forfeit! G&W is next!" Mario said to the camera that the Lakitu held by a fishing pole.
The liquid crystal figure hopped along the spaces when a bus went by and swished him up into the sky.
"Oh this is boring, Pikachu!" the Pokemon nodded and put on a hot pink tutu and danced across the spaces, avoiding cars and trucks and a sicko dressed as a clown on a unicycle with chainsaws. "Well, finally someone got across! Bowser!" Bowser walked across and all the traffic just smashed and exploded on impact with his shell.
"Hmm… Now round two!" Mario exclaimed. Two bulgy eyed chickens squawking appeared under the two "It's Why Did Dat Fudged Up Chicken Run Across Da Road Time!" a band walked across playing badly when a semi truck jackknifed and wiped them out.
Pikachu stared as drum hit him on the head. The chickens bugalked and ran across the road. Sadly for Bowser it ran up the road in a suicidal attempt and he screamed as they were run over (It didn't hit his shell).
Pikachu laughed, then the chicken he was riding stopped. Its eyes got even bulgier and its butt got huge and hundreds of eggs shot out, launching them into the sky.
"Well I guess Pikachu won but-" Mario was cut short when Game & Watch fell down and slit his wrists, Mario screamed and bandaged them. Then Pikachu landed on him and fell down "Ugh… So now it's the final round of WDDFURADRT!" he announced. Two more chickens appeared under them.
"And to make it more fun some cheap chicken feed is at the other end!" G&W's easily crossed the other side. But Pikachu's slowly walked across.
An hour later the sun went down.
The next day the other four awoke to see chicken bones under Pikachu bones fall over on top of the chicken feed bones.
"WOW GAME & WATCH WON! Hmm… this wasn't too random…"
Then the world blew up before Luigi could say "JOO FORGOT ABOUT ME!"
Well this wasn't QUITE as good as the last one but close anyway.