Thanks for making this probably my most popular fanfic! too bad my highest amount of reviews is only 8 (at this moment) so either write a cookbook or read this... COME ON! READ THIS INSTEAD!
Donkey Kong, Ness, Jigglypuff, Dr. Mario, Mewtwo, Yoshi, and Mario were in a huge bed, Master Hand appeared out of some-(read: no)-where with a book "Hello! And to day these smashing Smashers will perform lucid dreaming! I don't know what the goal is but oh well!" then he read Edgar Allen Poe's The Fall of the House of Usher to make them fall asleep.
A big screen TV was hooked up to them so the 'invisible' audience could see what was happening which was replaced by the same exact television that was taken away and replaced by itself.
DK's Dream…
The gorilla was sitting when he screamed and blew up, then he was reincarnated into an explosion where he screamed and turned into a gorilla.
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Master Hand couldn't comprehend with this, probably because he took the Comprehend B-Gon, and blew up into feathers where Crazy Hand ate them and farted them out. Then he sold them on the pink market where all princesses in pink dresses everywhere tried to buy it and ended up in a mass catfight/yogurt convention also ending world hunger.
"OKZ! Now on to Jigglypuff's!"
Jigg's Dream…
Jigglypuff and Marth ran towards each other in fast forward in a sewage ridden, polluted field outside of a factory destroying one planet for one half of an elevator button.
Since it was fast forward they hit each other hard and blood splattered out, which turned into candy which they ate, which then turned into sewage, which they liked more.
Then they made out and rolled around in the acid and died.
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Crazy stared, and then turned the channel to Mario.
Mario's Dream…
Mario was cornered in an alley with gory zombies shuffling towards him. Then Mario did something the others didn't! Dream lucidly! He made toilets eat them and turn them into Scary songs that didn't help cause he was in a scary place. The plumber then made them eat them and belched them out into Green Day songs that Mario fainted from its odor.
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Dr. Mario's Dream…
The doctor was showing a couple (Mewtwo and Mr. Game & Watch (my favorite couple!)) the photo-thingy of their baby "I hope it's an it!" G&W said to his love.
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"EWW HEx2D COUPLES?" the glove gasped in horror.
Mewtwo's Dream…
Mewtwo ran screaming away from Zelda who was eating everything (only inedible stuff) and chasing him while cackling evilly. Mewtwo turned around and made her normal.
"Why thank you Mew-" stopping in mid-sentence, she devoured him in one bite. Then cackled evilly some more.
Then he was the judge in a divorce court.
"It is all her fault!" Roy screamed pointing to Marth, who was really a girl, who was really a foreign Pichu from Poopoo land
"Ur Honr, it ws his flt!" she screamed and turned into an explosion (yes, she didn't blow up) that caught Roy on fire.
"FIRE!" he yelled in joy and licked it off, "YUM!"
Everyone stifled his or her laughter with the exception of Mewtwo who stifled a fart.
"JOO IS GUILTY!" the cat Pokemon said formally and professionally and slammed his hammer down on a wood thingy.
"For what?" Roy asked nervously farting.
"FOR FARTING WITH OUT STIFLING IT AND THIRD-DIGREE BURNS ON YOU TONGUE!" Mewtwo stated, Roy Screamed as he was taken away to a cardboard box with the words 'Naughty Detention Thing That Is Crappy' on it out back, where it started hailing basketball-sized hails.
"NUTS!" Roy complained as it started raining cities.
"Ok what the crud was that!" Master Hand cried and put his foot to his mouth and ate it.
"YAY!" Sandbag exclaimed as he streaked across the screen butt-naked.
Sandbag naked is the most disturbing scene I could think up... Maybe I should rate this M...
Anyway review!