Ok, so to further ripp off JoebTheGreat with stuff like: people die, games they play, using ... too much (actually that's just a coincedence) I shall advertise:

Poltergiest and Scream!

Zelda ran into a living room with an invisible crowd that cheered, realized that they were invisible, screamed, and died of horror. "Hello and welcome to The Weird-game-that-isn't-real-and-the-author-just-made-it-up-cuz-he-was-stumped-for-ideas show!"

The Smashers that were on the couch with popcorn and a blanket watching a scary movie just for the mood of the show stared at her.

One of them almost died in a hugging accident.

But didn't.

"Ok! The contestants are: Roy! Link! Sandbag! Sheik! Captain Falcon! Samus! And air!" Zelda said, "START!" the platform she was on raised into the ceiling to get out of the way but there wasn't a hole there and she was crushed.

The lights went out and released from the cage was a rabid baby!

"What are we supposed to do?" Sandbag said, then was eaten by the baby.

"We run away from that evil baby girl until something happens!" Link said conveniently. The baby ate the couch and they ran off screaming and ran into a wall, falling to their death,

Except for Samus and Link who said "HELLZ YEAH!1oneoneoneeleventeenthousandtrillion!1"

"Hey," Samus said, "Guess what?"

"What?" Link asked,

"MADE U LOOK!" Samus laughed,

They stared.

They didn't get it.

Then they picked their noses… then each other's.

They were in love… with noses.

"HELLZ YEAH!11111oneoneone!cheeseone!oneone11!" the noses exclaimed and tried to high-fived each other, but ended up being broken.

Then the rabid baby rabidly ate them in a rabid way that was rabidly rabid.

"OKZ THAT SUCKED SO HERE'S AN ACTUAL GAME." Master Hand said.

The previous contestants appeared in a room I don't care to put in detail.

"Tis Simon Says!" Master Hand said, then died to death.

"Ok, Simon says…" Captain Falcon said, "TAKE A CHILL-PILL!" everyone did, Sandbag tried but failed and died.

"Simon says… FART IN HORROR!" Everyone did.

"EAT IN HORROR!" Sheik did "OOPS! I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS!" sheik's head imploded and Roy ate the fun, bite-sized pieces of gore.

"Yum!" Roy exclaimed licking his lips.

"Simon says… YO MOMMA!" everyone was offended.

"Simon says… RIGHT HAND TO RED!" everyone did.

"Simon says… CHICKENZ!" everyone shouted 'W3R3?22?22?2?' that is, except for Sandbag who then turned into sewage which Roy ate. Sandbag realized he was already dead and then died... again.

"RUN 4 YOUR LIVES!" screamed Falcon, Samus did "I DID NOT SAY SIMON SAYS!" This caused her to get violent farts and ate Falcon who was then replaced with Crazy Hand,

"OK SIMON SAYS… eat someone's face off!" Roy and Link did.

"SIMON SAYS… BREATHE!" the two swordsmen failed terribly/horribly/miserably/cheese/badly.

"FRESH MEAT!" Roy screamed and ate Link, then charged at Crazy who blew him up with a nonexistent explosion. But his nose lived on and sucked the life out of the glove.

Ok, maybe there was too much stuff involving eating... Oh well... AND READ HOUSE OF HORRORZ SO THAT I CAN SOUND ANNOYING AND MAKE YOU READ IT AND YOU GO CRAPZORZ! AND I CACKLE EVILLY AND TURN INTO CHEESE AND YOU EAT IT AND SAY YUM AND I GIVE YOU DIERIA AND YOU GO OH NOEZ! I IS ALL DOOMED! GOOD ! YA N00B! AND THEN YOU WOULD DIE OF NON-HORROR.

Oh and review.