YAY!.. I GUESS! I now have three fics at this moment, Jack Attack (cheesy butentertaining) House of (friggin') Horrorz (YAY!) and this one. Sorry this is so freaking short... like the other chapters...
Prank Calling
Peach, Mewtwo, Ness, and Kirby were in a set that was made to look like some thirteen-year-old's room, crappy rain and lightning effects were working outside the window and Brittany Spears music was lightly playing somewhere.
Some dumb blond (no offence) who was the host jumped in front of the camera, breaking her leg in the process and going to the hospital. Then Crazy Hand floated in and said to the camera "Hello and welcome to Prank Calling®! Tonight these four contestants," the camera zoomed in on them who smiled, "will be prank calling real people live!"
He floated away and the 'show began'.
They stared.
Someone stifled a fart.
They stared.
Roy jumped across the screen in a tutu.
They stared… in horror.
Then Kirby dialed a number.
"Hello?" some freak answered,
Kirby was at a loss for words and popped. Mewtwo took the phone and dialed 911.
"Hello?"
"POOP!" Mewtwo shrieked and hung up.
Peach and Ness stared.
Mewtwo Stared.
"POOP!" He screamed and ran out of the studio.
Ness took the phone and dialed a random number. "Hello?"
"POOP!" Mewtwo cried on the other line,
"Get off the phone you, you… weird-head!" Ness said, wittily. He could slightly hear a scuffle on the other line with the person who owns the phone and the word poop was yelled several times. Ness cried cause he failed miserably and ran around in circles screaming in humor "Screaming in horror is so last year!" he said, then he touched a block of wood and was electrocuted and fell unconscious. Then wasn't anymore.
"Huh?" Kirby asked and popped again in confusion.
Peach stared in romance at the scene unfolding before her even though it stopped like five seconds ago when Kirby popped and Ness was unconscious and Mewtwo stopped raving about, um… you know. And picked up writing romantic novels.
She read one of his novels and continued to stare in action/adventure. Then she took a waffle and broke the forth wall and stepped on the shards triumphantly, then was lit on fire and ran around getting the crew on fire resulting in a mass Screaming-and-running-around-in-circles-while-on-fire fiasco and then went to the pink market and bought a bag of air. Then realized that the black market and pink market aren't places like the flea market and everyone there stopped and stared in awkward silence while registering this thought in their minds resulting in a yogurt convention where she ate a lot of yogurt and got fat and worked out until she was skinny again. Then enjoyed a pie.
She went back to the studio and dialed a number "I know what joo did!" she said and slammed down the phone. Then a guy in a slicker with a hook came after her and she ran off yelling obscenities in gibberish.
Ness awoke and answered the phone when it rang.
"Hello?" he asked, but not politely.
"Do you like scary movies?" Roger Jackson said, Ness screamed and imploded.
"YUM!" Kirby exclaimed and didn't pop. Cause he didn't.
He didn't pop, LIVE WITH IT!
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