I haven't updated this in a while because I coudn't think of a good game for them to play that could easily be made funny.

Yay! short chapter! or boo, short chapter, depending on the way you look at life. now read dis n00bs!

The setting was a beach with the ocean in the background; an ice-cream truck was sitting there when a random anime girl appeared out of nowhere in the front seat. Mario, Fox, Jigglypuff, Link, and Zero Suit Samus ran up to it and ordered ice cream to see who could eat the most before one of them threw up, or something…

Roy danced in front of them in a tutu. But it was like a hundred degrees and his cheap plastic tutu made him sweat and he died of dehydration.

Jigglypuff was about to eat her first helping when a seagull pooed on it, laughed at her, then made a nest on it. Grossed out, the puffball threw it away, "MY NIPPLES!" a guy screamed.

"Good one n00b!" ZS Samus said to Link, thinking it was him,

"I didn't do it!" Link complained n00bishly,

"O RLY?" ZS Samus asked with a feministicly masculine tone.

Then the two began pushing each other. ZS Samus chucked a can of peas at his head. Link screamed and was knocked senseless, then he dumped yogurt all over her and lit himself on fire, chasing her while screaming in pain and horror.

ZS Samus ran off screaming in gibberish about politics.

The two ran into a random city by the ocean and Link caught several people on fire before being put out by a fat kid who then was run over by a raging herd of Game and Watch fanatic fan girls. ZS Samus chucked a dog at his head; this time Link dodged it easily. He grabbed someone's popcorn knowing her weakness and enjoyed it. She was hurt emotionally and died of freezer burn.

Link pranced around Samus while yelling victory as onlookers stared in horror(Yay!). Then Pit walked up and did an ancient satanic ritual, reviving Zero Suit Samus. Then ran off and bought Microsoft on Ebay, then bought Ebay on Ebay.

Link did some swift and fancy nerd slaps which she ducked to avoid. She wrapped him in toilet paper and sold him for seven jellybeans and a used pair of underwear on the pink market.

Link got annoyed and stuck a serial killer down her Zero Suit. She ran around screaming, then gave the Hylian a wedgie and pushed him in the girl's bathroom. "Let me out!" Link cried out as girls screamed and/or laughed.

"Nuh uhh!" smirked Samus as she held the door shut, Then the principle walked by and realized what she was doing,

"Detention Aran!" he ordered. While she was stuck in detention Link snuck out snickering.

After She got out, ZS Samus found Link somersaulting in a dark alley. "We meet again." She whispered dramatically, sadly she whispered to low Link never even noticed her as he back flipped, and smashed into some trashcans. A day old bagel rolled out from the pile of trash and she slipped on it, falling off a cliff.

"I WIN!" Link yelled, throwing a fist into the air. Sadly his fist met with a gangstah's face. He picked Link up and threw him off the cliff.

The two landed on the anime girl crushing her, Fox, Jigglypuff, and Mario stared. Then the gangster, wups I mean gangstah jumped down and pulled out a spork. Luckily Fox ate him,

Then the actual game began. (Teh gaspz!) The five took ice-cream cones and ate. Mario's teeth exploded from biting into it and ran off screaming.

Peach wandered onto the scene and pulled out her exploding tic tacs from chapter one. She tried one and her head exploded in a fireball melting all the ice cream.

"NOOO!" Fox, Jigglypuff, Link, and ZS Samus cried, they tried to soak it up with bread but failed and just ran around screaming in panic.

"Don't worry people running and screaming!" declared Master Hand heroically.

"YAY!" they yelled,

The magical glove made happy ice cream.

"OOH HAPPY ICE CREAM!" They yelled,

The four ate.

They ate way too fast and froze solid from brain freezes. Master Hand then sold their brains for a Speedo and three Luigis on Amazon.

NEVER EAT HAPPY ICE CREAM IT MAKES YOU EAT IT TOO FAST AND YOU GET FROZEN ANDYOUR BRAIN WILL MOST LIKELY GET SOLD!

Thanks for reading this cheap but at least funny story, now review!