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Jigglypuff closed her eyes and began counting, "One, one, one, one…"

Pit, Bowser, Yoshi, Falco, and the Ice Climbers ran around looking for a place to hide in the scary mansion.

Pit hid behind a typical black cat that hissed and ran away and was used for jump scenes whenever you saw it, giggling uncontrollably until he developed gum disease and a knack for lawn ornaments so he stopped before he bought any lawn gnomes.

"Nine thousand, three hundred, and seven, nine thousand, three hundred, and eight…" Jigglypuff said, skipping thousands of numbers.

The Ice Climbers hid behind each other until they imploded and created a black hole.

Bowser ran out and hid in another mansion on the opposite side of the country.

"Zero, here I come!" she said and found Bowser instantly.

"WTF?" Bowser said.

"Why didn't you try to hide? Whatever," Jigglypuff wondered, then couldn't help but snickered innocently as she watched him get ripped apart in agony by the black hole.

She skipped off to the bathroom, then saw the toilet and greedily ate it.

She stared for a long time.

Then she stared for a short time.

Then she changed her mind and stared for a long time, a little shorter, just a little, but was for sure longer than the short stare, she liked it more as it lasted longer, it wouldn't seem like there was a difference besides length but there was. The short one was just stupid and for losers so she didn't know why she chose that, the other one was just better, there always was a debate between the two for Jigglypuff, but she finally made her decision that day.

Then she noticed Yoshi.

"Hi." She said, staring off into space, thinking about dog-coated giant lollipops.

Yoshi ran past her down the stairs, she followed, jumped on him and savagely stabbed him to death, then realized this wasn't a slasher movie so she replaced his eyes with oranges, she didn't know what this did so she stabbed him some more, this brought him back to life.

She then ran off to find the other two.

After hours of maddening searching, Jigglypuff began losing her insanity from all the disturbing images in the house, and scary ghost noises along with howling wind and fake lightening and fog, which was for some reason in the house.

Laughing insanely, she ate all the zombies in the room, then went into the funhouse room with loud annoying music and revolving mirrors for walls, she ballroom danced as if she was dancing with someone invisible.

She in fact was, but didn't know or care or feel like it.

"I'm getting bored already and it's only been one minute since she stopped counting," commented Falco to a vacuum.

"Yeah." Pit said.

"I wasn't talking to you." Falco said and ran out crying, then got run over by a kid on a scooter.

Out of boredom, Pit took down a coat and tore pieces off, eating them, then got an idea.

Later…

Pit and a zombie walked around in circles and/or/is/are/was/were/he/she/it/is/are/was/were trapezoids yet squares, playing dress up with boas and pink dresses while talking gibberish in English accents.

Then a roll of toilet paper came in and ate them.

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