Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls.
Note: This chapter is dedicated to my good friend, ShelbySabaku. The following may sound a little weird, but is compiled of some of the funny things that have happened to us, or things we have done or said. So remember: THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON A SERIES OF TRUE EVENTS.
Chapter 5: The Dream—Rory
This evening, Dean and I were walking on the beach. We have been doing this a lot lately. It seems that since we have been on this island, we have been growing closer together. The same is true for my mom and Luke. We are all such a little family now. Anyway, during the walk Dean got all serious. It was so sweet. We were talking about what we would do if we got rescued from this hell. Like, once I graduated from college, we could get married, have kids, buy a house, and so on. Then, the subject lightened to the crazy dream he had last night.
"Well, I was back in Stars Hollow. And I was this Country-Club-Goer who played tennis, of all sports. Ironically enough, the Country Club was called the Unwanted Club. All of a sudden, this gay midget walked by me singing "I Feel Pretty." I, of course, began to laugh. Then the midget said, 'Thanks for laughing, Dean.' But wait: it gets crazier. Then I saw Wise Men walking down the street screaming ZATHURA! Then I went to the circus to see this wolfish cat. I saw a little girl and the only word she could say was 'Meow.' Her mother said her name was Russel and that she could say 'Booger' too. Just as the world was coming to an end, some one said 'Why are we moving?', I woke up."
"Wow," said Rory, "You have, erm, interesting dreams. But then again, so do I. Do you want to hear my dream from last night?"
"Sure. Why not?" Dean replied.
"Okay. So I met a guy named Rob. We moved to Wisconsin to eat cheese. The only words he could say were 'OH MA.' His sister, Lynda, had a metal plate in her butt. Then Rob, Lynda, their friends, Ethan and Shelby, and I all went to Dillards and started singing SexyBack, that song by Justin Timberlake. This guy then started dancing with breadsticks, and asked, 'Where have you been?' Then he started giving out enlarged pictures of his eye. Next, two little boys came running by us. One told Rob that the other was chasing him. Rob said, 'Go get him, go get him!' I asked who it was, and he said, 'I don't know!' Then, I was about to jump off a cliff when some one shouted, 'HOLY SMURF!' I woke up right after that."
"Wow. We are really weird. But we love each other, and that's all that really matters," Dean said.
That was when we started kissing. Looking out to the moonlight dancing on the ocean, we stared passionately into each others' eyes. Dean looked towards the beach, and looked into my eyes. Then he said, "HOLY SHIT! IS THAT YOUR MOM AND LUKE GOIN' AT IT?"
I glanced down at the beach. "Oh, my God, it is! THIS IS AWFUL! I'm sitting here making out with my boyfriend, and I see my mom having sex with her fiancé!!"
I began to blush profusely. This was so embarrassing. I love Dean, but, I mean, EWW!
"Get a room! Or at least some trees!" I yelled at them. I could feel my mother's glare from far away. At this point, I really hoped I was dreaming.