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Chapter Seven-I'm Leaving on a Search Plane: Dean
Today we were rescued. We were sitting on the beach relaxing when we heard a search plane. We all started jumping up and down, while waving our hands high in the air. In reality, we looked ridiculous, but this was a matter of life and death. There was no time to look ridiculous. We all pretty much do anyways.
The rescue plane saw us, and within 15 minutes, landed. Immediately, they noticed our minor scratches and bruises and our scruffy appearance. They said they had been looking for us. We got in the plane, and the first thing we all did was have a cold drink of water and some real food—McDonald's. They had gotten some right before they had taken off about twenty minutes earlier. It was the best meal we had all had! A large fry and a Big Mac have never tasted so good. We were telling the pilot and the co-pilot about our crash and survival. He seemed to be impressed.
We were somewhere between Jamaica and Haiti on an uncharted island never seen before. We decided to name it Loradukey, a combination of our names. We get first dibbs on land there, and we can do whatever we want. We decided together to build a house there. And a hotel. We will split the profits, and all live in the house. We will sell some of the land to interested clients, and use over half of it for a wildlife reserve. It sounded perfect.
We checked in at the hospital at approximately 1:30 P.M., 15 days after the crash. At the hospital, we were just checked up. They basically gave us a physical and searched for any foreign diseases. Rory had a cold, and Lorelei twisted her ankle, but we came out fairly unscathed.
Luke and Lorelei are getting married in Stars Hollow in two weeks. They are excited. And for their honeymoon: Florida. And they are driving. They took a vow away from planes for a while. It will be a little scary flying on a plane again. We are all scared. But we help each other through it, and that's all that matters. It is a good life lesson to learn. All you really need in life are your friends. Maybe a search plane won't hurt, though.
I will remember this moment forever, though:
When we were leaving, Lorelei and Rory began singing:
"I'm leaving on a search plane! Don't know when I'll be back again. Oh, babe, I hate to let you goooooooo!!"
And that was it. We left on a search plane. Didn't know when we'd be back. And we would miss the place. But when we came back, we would have a house there. A house built in paradise. With some scary allergic oysters…
Who knows what adventures this place will bring next time? The point is we will be back. But we won't be stranded.
