Chapter Eight

Pain in my Ass

Disclaimer: I write this in all of my fanfiction titles, if share don't get it now then they never will, I don't own final fantasy 7!

AN: sorry that it's been so long since I last updated, coursework, homework, school, lack of sleep…dying slowly with all of this piled on to me, but do not fear I shall try to update even if it kills me, not really kills me but you know what I mean right? No? Ok then I'll just shut up and write the story.

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Now I would have to say that to many, most in fact, that Reno is a pain in the ass, it was and probably will always be in his nature. However that didn't exactly stop Tseng from getting his own back, for right now, Reno was up in Nibelham in the middle of a snowstorm, how he got there…well just read on to find out.

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Tseng had a headache, for lack of a better word, his head felt as if someone had got a cleaver and well…cleaved? Take a guess who was the instigator of this mess, yup him. Reno's whining was well known throughout the building for its grating quality that left you craving a couple of painkillers…he had annoyed Tseng for two hours.

Then the idea struck him, wincing he slowed down his thought processes, thinking hurt, it was genius, he was a genius, why had he never thought of this before! He lifted the phone and called Reno's office, within 30 seconds he was there.

"Reno I would like you to run a personal errand for me, you see, I need certain medication for my migraines and my immune system and the only place they are produced is Nibelham." Tseng said with his poker face on.

"No offence boss but tonight's my night off and that's reserved for boozing," Reno countered, no way in hell he was giving up his night off.

Tseng winced suddenly, his hand clutching his forehead, his face at the same time barely concealing a grin.

"Yo dot-man, you alright?" the redhead asked in concern.

"Yeah, I'll be fine, the pain dies down after a few hours," he said grimacing.

"Damn it conscience! I hope you're happy, fine I'll go get your damn medication, what's it called?" he sighed stuffing his hands into his pockets. Tseng scribbled something down on a piece of paper and handed it to the red-head…and almost burst a lung from holding in his laughter. Reno snatched the piece of paper and stalked out of the office, well if he got back soon he might make last rounds.

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6 hours later…

Reno stood at a phonebox, clutching said phone for dear life, he was going to murder Tseng when he got back.

"Hello?" Tseng's voice came from the other end of the line.

"Tseng…I have a bone to pick with you…" Tseng chucking is heard, "you sent me to look for acetylsalicylic acid for your migraines and ascorbic acid for your immune system, is that correct?" Reno managed to bite out without smashing the phone to pieces.

"Yes that was right by the way how's the weather up there?" his amused voice said.

"YOU SENT ME TO NIBELHAM FOR ASPIRIN AND VITAMIN C SUPPLIMENT…YOU SET THIS UP, ITS FREEZING UP HERE AND THE FUCKING SNOW ISN'T SUPPOSED TO STOP UNTIL TOMMORROW!" Reno yelled down the phoneline.

"Reno let me tell you something, the pain in my head is still here but the pain in my ass is in Nibelham and stuck in a blizzard, so now if you'll excuse me I'm going to have a nice, warm cup of coffee, enjoy yourself," Tseng hung up, leaving Reno completely speechless and staring at the phone in shock.

"That piece of shit," he muttered before going to hunt down an inn.

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An: well I hope you people enjoyed and if you would, please review.