Chapter 9
Mysteries Revealed –cough- FILLER
Disclaimer: I believe that I've just ran out of disclaimers to say…just see my previous chapters…please?
AN: hello reader people, I'm back and still alive!! At least I think I am…-pinches arm-…yup still alive, well anywho here's another chapter of Damn Safety for your liking, hope you enjoy.
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Another fine day in the prestigious Shinra building, on floor forty two, the infamous Turk floor, the call of 'RENO!!' sounded throughout the building. Every employee by this stage was used to this, along with the numerous fires, out of order toilets, sharp projectiles and flying CD's and DVD's…don't look at me like that, CD's and DVD's in the hands of homicidal children with a very short attention span and a tendency to get bored easily (AKA the Turks, well except Rude and Tseng sometimes) …so it became normal practice for employees to duck for no apparent reason and dive under desks when any significant loud noise sounded. That sounded about right.
The reason for said strange behaviour was in their childhoods so I will just be summarising what the hell just went wrong. Reno- no real childhood and had to grow up too fast, as soon as he got the Turk's pay, he followed gravity and went straight back down to childhood. Thus his love of pranks and hate of paperwork. Elena- well she had a very disturbing childhood for she had to go to one of those upper plate prep schools, prep school?! What in the name of holy were her parents on to think that prep school could change the tomboy that was their daughter who wanted nothing more that get up and open her own dojo. Well the world's a strange place…no wonder she's so screwed in the head. Tseng- yes Tseng had a screwed up childhood as well, well it's hard to believe but he was worse that Reno when he was younger, a little hellion, one of the main reasons why he was chucked out, the first thing he did was go to the bank, clear out his dad's savings and leave him with only 100gil left in the account. With that money he went to Midgar, joined the Turks (gave Vincent hell, then wised up after death threats) and here he is today. Rude- he was brought up in Kalm, a nice quiet peaceful childhood, that all went out the window when he met Reno but that's besides the point. So there you go.
This leads me back to my original point, when Turks get bored, they want amusement, usually in the form of one of their co-workers in pain, not dying but the kind of pain like sending them flying down stairs and into their crush or the like and if said co-worker is capable of retaliating (eg: say Turk or SOLDIER 1st Class) then you would be completely screwed. To them revenge is a kind of amusement so…I think you get the gist…I think I just explained what was going in my head and don't worry in a couple of days the next chapter will go up…cheers!