Summary of the last chapter: The Weasleys and Hermione went picnic at the lake. At lot of perverted incidents occurred… Like Harry tripping in 'Mione's bra… LoL
A/N: Hiiiii! It's me again! With another chapter! Now, welcome on Diagon Alley!
Diagon Alley: New Ally?
There they are: Diagon alley. Hermione, Ginny, Harry, Ron, Fred and George were standing in the middle of that street, that street which contained a lots and lots of mysteries…
It was the last week of summer, just before school started back. 'Mione and Gin were bad girls like never: they continued to play with boys' minds and to arouse them.
'Hey, 'Mione, look at that dude, there, good-looking, isn't he?' asked Gin to Hermione, pointing a guy next to them.
'Yeah, I'd even say sexy!' the girl in question replied, smirking.
'Hey, what's with him? He's not that cute…' said Ron, jealous.
'That's true, you're cuter, Ron,' she responded, smiling to him, in a very attractive way.
'I… didn't mean that… But…'
'But you don't disapprove either, do you?'
'But…but!' stuttered the youngest Weasley brother.
'Hehhh, wallow tout le monde!' screamed hysterically a girl's voice behind them.
'Ah… Who's that, and what's that?'
'Me!'
In their backs there was a dark brown haired girl who looked a bit younger than them. Hermione thought she was an Asian even her eyes were… green? Yes, she definitely had green eyes, identical to Harry's. She was small, not more then 54, and seemed cheerful, even if there was a strange look in her eyes… A mysterious look…
'Er… Who are you?' asked Harry, puzzled, a brow up.
'Akizuki Hiragizawa, 15 ans, charmante et cinglée!'
'What?'
'Oh sorry, I forgot you speak English… After staying in Québec one month… Anyway, as I said, I'm Akizuki Hiragizawa, 15 year-old, charming, but crazy.'
'I think we had understood the last part…'said Ron.
'LoL, it is obvious, isn't it?' answered Akizuki.
'Oh, by the way, I'm Japanese! But I speak Japanese, French, English and Spanish!'
'Oh, so there is a brain hiding somewhere?'
'Yeah!' she responded, waving her hands in the air as if she wanted to fly.
'Pleased to meet you, Japan girl,' said Fred, in a very polite way.
'Moi de même', added George.
'Here are Hermione, Ginny, Harry, George, my twin brother, and me, Fred,' presented the oldest boy. 'Oh, and this is Ronnekins…'
'Don't call me like that, you brat!' yelled Ron to the concerned twin.
'Hey, don't scream in the middle of the street!'
'HEY GUYS! I've got to present you my friend!'
'But we're arguing, don't you see?' replied Ron, exasperated.
'I don't care, cutie, it's boring look to arguing people!'
'Oookay…'
'So, c'mon, my handsome Ron!' she ordered him, smiling with all her teeth. She took her arm and pulled him with her, I would say… violently.
The little group followed Akizuki through Diagon Alley and they ended in the Leaky Cauldron. Hiragizawa brought them in the back of the bar. At the last table, there was somebody sitting. That person had platinum blond hair and was back to them. Even showing his back, they all new who it was: none other then Draco Malfoy, the enemy.
'Oh, isn't it Hogwarts' Prince?' Draco said, still back to them.
'Idiot weasel,' answered him Harry, his voice charged with anger.
'Oh, dear,' sighted the Japanese, 'I know you're not the biggest friends of the world, but couldn't you too stop insulting each other? Because if not, I'll kick both of your asses.'
'She means it,' said Malfoy, without any expression.
'You man… she's violent?' asked Ron, dubiously.
Draco had a little laugh, not as pretentious as usual, but, you know, we can't change someone's mind… He explained: 'Violent is not the right word. Wild, fierce and savage would be better.'
'Aw… Draco, Couldn't you please said that with more expression?'
'No.'
Akizuki punch him behind the head, which almost hit the table… No, which hit the table.
'Owww! As I said, she means it….' told them the blond ferret boy.
'I can't believe it! She punched him! It's incredible!' yelled Ron, his eyes as big as the moon, in the middle of the bar, unconcern about all the heads that had turned puzzled in their direction.
'Yeah, would you like to try?' demanded Akizuki, pointing at Draco Malfoy who now had a head band out of nowhere. Well, maybe I'm exaggerating…
'You crazy? I/'
'Yes, I am!' Hiragizawa cut him off.
'I don't wanna be kill another time!'
'Then make peace with Harry, Hermione and the Weasleys.'
'How d'you know we're Weasleys?' questioned George, almost forgot by everyone.
'Um… Let's say I know everything,' she responded, hesitating.
'Yeah…'
'Si-si!'
'What?'
'I said yes… Well, it's in Spanish this time…'
'I see,' answered George, raising a brow.
'BUT ANYWAY, this is my friend,' she said, again pointing to Malfoy. 'I've been at his house the whole summer! He was really courageous to stand me two months…'
'This is the first time I sympathize with Malfoy,' said Fred, patting Draco's shoulder as if they were friends.
'I will even treat him like a human being for the next three seconds,' added George, a hand on the heart.
But… wait a minute. This story is supposed to be called 'When Bad Girls Come Around'… The thing is, they didn't really do anything in this chapter… Time to show yourselves, girls!
'Well, with all that talking, I'm thirsty,' Hermione said, sitting next to Draco, leaning over for him to look… exactly there.
'Me too,' said Ginny, doing the same thing the other side of the platinum blond boy.
'So you too have finally changed style? I must admit it is real interesting, honeys.'
'Same thing to you, Draco,' whispered 'Mione in his hear.
'And I must say we're even better in bed,' murmured Gin, the other side.
'DID I HEAR THE RIGHT THING?' screamed Ron, eyes in fire, to his younger sister.
'Of course, Ron,' she responded back, very seriously.
'YOU'RE CRAZY SIS', YOU CAN'T HAVE SAID THAT!'
'Leave her alone, will ya?' defended Draco, scornfully.
'I said you had to tolerate each other, remember, boys,' said the black-haired girl.
'You're out of subject!' ejaculated Ron, fiercely.
And this is when we heard a big crash at the far end of the bar. No, no, it wasn't the door slamming; it has a human form… Oh, I see, it was Ron who had fly through the restaurant and crashed in the wall.
'Iiiiawww….' he stuttered, strangely fold. (A/N: Fun to imagine… 0 Poor Ron)
'Out of subject, out of subject… And what after it?' Akizuki mumbled to herself.
'Well, as Gin said, we're even better in bed,' stated Hermione, ignoring the accumulation of Ron's members on the floor.
'DID I HEAR THE RIGHT THING?' screamed Fred and George in the same time.
'Not again…' mumbled once again the Japan girl. 'Are you two gonna shut up before you finish in the wall with your lovely brother?'
'Yes, sir, everything you want, sir!' they answered in a army-like way.
'Anyway, you should go pick up you bro before he dies…'
'Yes, sir, we'll do it, sir!'
'Wah, shaddup!'
'Yes, sir!'
'Rrrr!'
'Heeeeelp!'
'Well, anyway, I think this chapter was long enough and that the author should stop writing here,' explained Akizuki Hiragizawa.
'I said here,' she added.
'Heeeere!'
A/N: Well… it was worse then I wanted it to be… Anyway, hope y'all like it! And… also, Akizuki Hiragizawa is a strange character you'll fins in every story I write! Anyway, she's not that important, but I wanted a good presentation of her, so I took that chapter! Well, now, it's your turn: review!
