Chapter thirteen
How to get into the Turks in six steps
AN: hello my ever loyal reader people, how are you lot today? Well enjoy and if you would please R & R…please?
Disclaimer: me no own!
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Step 1: for some weird and creepy reason you end up in the city of Midgar to be exact, preferably in the slums
Step 2: master some obscure weapon during your stay, getting an attitude, strange quirks and a cool look wouldn't hurt either
Step 3: piss some higher-ups in Shinra off, enough to warrant an assassin to knock you off
Step 4: knock off the assassins and go to the hiding Turk around the corner and threaten to castrate him with a blunt spork
Step 5: Impress him with your colourful variety of threats and insults about Shinra and tell him the very gory description of what'll happen to the next idiot who tries to kill you
Step 6: There is no real step 6 because either you'll be accepted into the Turks or shot because you were annoying…simple.
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AN: yes I know it's short but it was an idea that hit me today, please R & R if you would