I do not own naruto nor do I own any characters from naruto, got that? Read it, learn it, and memorize it! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
In the future, while fighting with Orochimaru, the new generation- Uchiha Hana, Uchiha Ren, Uzumaki Riku, Uzumaki Yoji, Hyuuga Shin, Nara Yukina, and Nara Kenji (twins) gets transported back in time. Now they must find a way to get Sakura and Sasuke together or none of them will exist!
"Hi" (talking)
"Hi" (inner selves)
"Hi" (thinking)
"Hi" (flashback)
Recap of chapter 3
"You know… I've had enough of your 'oh look I'm the famous Uchiha Sasuke' attitude! Will it kill you just to be nice for one day?" Sakura snapped.
"I've had enough with your bickering! These are not my children nor will they ever will be!" Sasuke yelled back.
"Fine then!" Sakura yelled as she stormed out the house. Sasuke just went back to his room and slammed the door shut.
"Wow… what was that all about?" Hana asked. She finished her fight with her inner self and she had… lost.
"Look…" Ren said as he looked at his hand… they were shimmering from transparent to solid to transparent to solid…
"Whoa bro… what did you do?" Hana asked staring at his hand then looked at hers. They were doing the same. "What happened? OH! Maybe we're getting transported back to our time!"
"No… we're not getting transported back… we're starting to disappear… or… not exist… in any of the time, future or now…" Ren said looking at his hands.
Chapter 4- how nice… not!
Meanwhile, while that is happening what is happening with the Uzumaki group?
"This is a pretty small apartment… and where do you find room to sleep?" Yoji said as he stared at the room full of ramen.
"I have my ways!" Naruto said giving another fox grin.
"Won't it be hard to get rid of mice?" Riku asked.
"No, I always have an open ramen placed next door so the mice go there." Naruto just said casually.
"THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA! YOU ARE DEFINITELY MY FATHER!" Yoji yelled happily while jumping up and down.
"I know I'm cool!" Naruto boasted.
"But that's mean!" Hinata and Riku said at the same time. Then they looked at each other and blushed.
"Uh… hello mother… I d… didn't see y… you there…" Riku muttered looking at the floor while fidgeting with her fingers.
"Um… you c…could call me H…Hinata, Riku-Chan…" Hinata mumbled and stared at the floor too while playing with her fingers.
"Uh… o…okay Hinata-chan…" Riku said shyly.
"… Y…yeah…" Hinata said shyly, Naruto and Yoji sweatdropped. It was like a mirror appearance to them.
"HEY WHERE THE HELL IS HANA AND REN?" Naruto's necklace yelled.
"Whoa… I never knew you could talk, necklace!" Naruto yelled happily.
"UNCLE NARUTO? OH SHIT… I SHOULD'VE KNOWN… HEY IS HANA AND REN OVER THERE?" the voice yelled again.
"Yuri-nee-Chan!" Yoji and Riku called out at the same time.
"GET HANA AND REN HERE!" 'Yuri' yelled from the necklace.
"Hey! I don't let anyone take my necklace!" Naruto said protectively.
"OH FOR HEAVEN'S LORD! THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER HERE! GET THIS TO HANA AND REN NOW OR I'M GONNA SMEAR DOG SHIT ON YOUR FUTURE BODY!" Yuri screamed.
"You can't do that! I'm the future hokage, you won't be able to!" Naruto argued.
"WELL EXCUSE ME BUT YOUR 'FUTURE SELF' IS SLEEPING RIGHT NOW AND ARE IS CURRENTLY IN A COMA WHILE DOING PAPERWORK AND THAT ALSO INCLUDES ALL THE OTHER ADULTS! SO IF I WANT I'LL EVEN POUR PIGS URINE, DOG SHIT ON YOUR BODY AND PUT MAKE UP ON IT AFTERWARDS!" Yuri shouted harshly. AND BETTER YET, I'LL EVEN GIVE ALL YOUR RAMEN TO THE POOR AND NEEDY FOR FREE!"
"You're so mean!" Naruto yelled practically crying. Everyone sweatdropped.
"WELL DUH! I'M ABLE TO MENTALLY TORTURE PEOPLE BETTER THAN 'THE MORINO IBIKI'! IT'S MY JOB!" Yuri yelled.
"I'm not giving away my necklace! I won it from Tsunade-obaa-san and I'm not giving it back!" Naruto fought.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! RIKU AND YOJI! KNOCK NARUTO OUT AND GIVE THE NECKLACE TO HANA AND REN OR I SWEAR IN THE NAME OH UCHIHA YURI THAT I MOST DEFINITELY WILL SELL YOUR RAMEN AND USE YOUR MONEY TO BUY SOIL MADE FROM PIG'S SHIT AND POUR IT ON YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER'S BODY THAT ARE CURRENTLY IN A COMA!" Yuri screamed.
"Aren't you overdoing it a little Yuri?" a boy's voice from the background asked.
"You shut up Hyuuga Toya or I swear I'll personally knock you out and do the same to you!" Yuri yelled to that person (in the future).
"Yes madam." The boy said quickly. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Sorry father… this hurts me more than it hurts you… but our precious ramen is in the line… so please forgive us… byakugan! " Riku said and activated byakugan and got into the hyuuga-fighting stance.
"Rasengan!" Yoji yelled as a blue swirl of chakra appeared on his hand.
"Holy…" Naruto said and then fainted the byakugan and rasengan was only a decoy, there was a kage bunshin of Yoji behind Naruto with a large metal stick... Hinata rushed to him and caught him.
"Naruto-kun!" Hinata yelled.
"Sorry mother…" Yoji said as he took the necklace from Naruto
"We promise we'll return it… Hinata-chan…" Riku said looking at the floor. Hinata looked at Naruto and then at her 'future' kids and then at the necklace and then smiled sweetly at them
"Just promise me you'll return it… or I will personally come and get you…" Hinata said smiling sweetly but dangerously.
"Yes mom!" Riku and Yoji both sang and ran off to the Uchiha estate…
and now……
"What do you mean?" Hana said as she started two laughs, "you're kidding right? I bet this is an illusion yeah… an illusion… yeah… to get back at me for all the times I've humiliated you… yeah… ha… ha?" she laughed (or not)
"No… I'm not kidding." Ren said.
"What?" Hana said, her eyes widened (she's like O.o)
"I'm not kidding, we're disappearing from this world!" Ren repeated.
"We're disappearing? ……………… OH NO WE'RE DISAPPEARING! WE'RE DISAPPEARING! OH NO WHAT IN HELL DO WE DO? WE'RE DISAPPEARING! MOMMY, DADDY HELP ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Hana yelled as she dropped to the floor and started praying to god. Suddenly the door flew open, and there stood Yoji and Riku with a necklace on their hand. "OH MY GOD! RIKU-CHAN, YOJI-KUN! SAVE ME! I'M DISAPPEARING FROM THIS WORLD! SAVE ME! I TAKE BACK ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS I'VE DONE TO EVERYONE! NO I DON'T' WANT TO DIE YET!"
"Hana… get a GRIP!" Ren yelled.
"Hana-Chan… take a deep breath in and out… in and out." Riku said rubbing Hana's back.
"In…and out… in… and out…" Hana recited then she started breathing very quickly.
"Slowly!" Riku added and Hana began to come back to normal.
"Thanks Riku… I needed that… " Hana said smiling.
"Hey, your sister is speaking to us through the necklace since my dad has it. She said all the adults fainted and so she stole my father's necklace and spoke to my 'dad' so I had to 'borrow' it for a while by knocking him out and your sisters there." Yoji said giving Ren the necklace (you know… the necklace the first hokage gave Tsunade that she gave to Naruto?)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hana screamed, then she started going crazy again.
"Onii-Chan! You're not helping you know!" Riku yelled as Hana went 'crazy again.
"What the hell is happening?" Yoji said as he looked at his hands that were disappearing after handing the necklace to Ren.
"Eh? Me too… my hands are… disappearing!" Riku yelled.
momoironeko- hohoho! the Uzumaki's are disappearing too!
