I do not own naruto nor do I own any characters from naruto, got that? Read it, learn it, and memorize it! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
In the future, while fighting with Orochimaru, the new generation- Uchiha Hana, Uchiha Ren, Uzumaki Riku, Uzumaki Yoji, Hyuuga Shin, Nara Yukina, and Nara Kenji (twins) gets transported back in time. Now they must find a way to get Sakura and Sasuke together or none of them will exist!
"Hi" (talking)
"Hi" (inner selves)
"Hi" (thinking)
"Hi" (flashback)
Recap of chapter 6
"Then let's do this! This'll be the mission of the lifetime!" Yukina said as she wiped her tears and smiled happily at them putting out her hand.
"This is operation- matchmaking!" Riku said confidently.
"Get Sakura and Sasuke together…" Kenji said as he yawned.
"Right! And we will succeed!" Hana said with Yoji in unison. Then put their hands on Yukina's.
"And we know that because…" Ren and Shin said putting their hands on Hana, Yoji and Yukina's hand.
"We are Konoha ninjas!" they all said in unison and raised their hands.
Chapter 7- Yuri's here! run for your life!
"Sheesh! It was about time you guys all worked together!" Yuri said as she knocked on the door.
"You didn't exactly help y'know!" Hana yelled to Naruto's necklace.
"Heh, I'm over here squirts!" a voice said by the door. Everyone's eyes widened. Then they turned around slowly to come face to face with a very familiar beautiful 17 year old. She had dark onyx eyes and short pink hair, unlike Hana who keeps her pink hair looooong. She had a smirk on her face that said 'ha ha you little idiots how much stupider could you get?'
"Yuri… nee… Chan?" they all muttered at the same time.
"Heh… surprised to see me?" Yuri asked as she smirked a big smirk that sent shivers down the 7 chuunins nerves.
"Uh… yeah! Overjoyed to see you big sis………" Hana muttered after gulping. "Yeah… very… happy?
"Ha ha ha, don't make me laugh… oh look! I'm not even laughing, or SMILING!" Yuri screeched. Almost immediately, everyone pointed at Hana and Ren, Yuri looked at them while frowning.
"IT'S THEIR FAULT!" Shin (wow, really?), Yukina, Riku, Yoji, and Kenji shouted. They were afraid at what Yuri would do to them… really afraid. Yuri looked at them and then looked at Hana and Ren whose eyes were wide open and their jaws hanging in a big O. They were scared… and started to take a step back.
"Well?" Yuri asked taking a step towards them while cracking her fists. "Do I have to beat the information out of you or are you gonna tell me yourself?" She asked smiling sweetly… a little too sweetly. But it was definitely a sweet smile, a very dangerous smile.
"Uh… well… you see… it's kind of a long story…" Hana said while trying to put on a smile, which was kind of hard considering the position they are in right now.
"Then make it short." Yuri muttered while she started to glare at Hana.
"I broke a chair and table, dad made Ren pay for it, mother got pissed by his attitude, ran away from each other, we started disappearing." Hana said as fast as she could in just one breath and sighed. Then she put her hands on her head and shut her eyes tight.
"DAMMIT!" Yuri screamed. Everyone put their hands on their ears.
"WHAT?" they all asked immediately.
"I almost forgot to give you the medicine! Here!" Yuri said as she took out a bag then pulled out a long and sharp needle.
"What…?" they all said in unison again staring at the needle's point.
"I have to give you this shot so you won't disappear as fast." Yuri explained and then thought for a second as everyone looked at each other and stepped back. "well… I guess unless if you want to disappear and don't take the shot I don't really mind." She added. "and… y'know… I'm actually okay with that! So anyone that just wants to be gone from this world forever just step back and give a big smooch to everyone you love and kiss your puny little asses a great big bye-bye and be prepared to die!" she said happily. Everyone's eyebrows twitched. Was she really older than them or is she… just plain crazy? Yuri's eyes scanned the seven kids. No one stepped back. "ALRIGHT THEN! LET'S GET STARTED SHALL WE?" she screamed happily. Everyone just looked at her.
"Uh?" Yoji just said. He was dazed; he can't believe he used to have a crush on her. What did he see in her anyway that made him so obsessed with the girl? Her beauty. But other than her beauty, the rest of her was just a crazy-maniac-psycho-weird-evil- (did I mention weird? Oh well) weird Girl.
"I SAID LET'S GET STARTED! SOMEONE COME OVER HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR I SWEAR IN THE NAME OF UCHIHA YURI THAT I WILL ADD TOXIC TO THE LAST ONE WHO GETS THE SHOT!" Yuri screamed waving a bottle that had a Jolly Roger sign on it. Immediately, everyone stepped forward and started fighting each other for the shot needle.
"I'M FIRST!" (Kenji) "Might as well get this over with." He muttered.
"NO I'M FIRST YOU LAZY ASS!" Yukina punched Kenji and knocked him out.
"LET GO OF MY SHIRT YOJI!" (Ren)
"I SWEAR IN THE NAME OF UCHIHA HANA THAT I WILL SELL YOUR RAMEN IF YOU DON'T LET GO OF MY SKIRT YOU PERVERTED UZUMAKI!" (Guess who?)
"NOOOOO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I WILL BE THE FUTURE HOKAGE!" (if u don't know at this point who this person is then just stop reading at all!)
"NO! I WILL BE THE FUTURE HOKAGE BROTHER!" (Now I wonder who this could be)
"Uh yeah, I'll take the first shot." Shin said while everyone else was fighting.
"Alrighty!" Yuri said and then stuck the needle onto Shin's arm. He winced but then he was recovered his whole body showed once again. He looked at both his hands; they were no longer transparent.
"I'm next and I called it!" Yukina said stepping up, and then everyone shoved her out of the way. "There's no justice in this world anymore, is there?" she muttered.
"I'M NEXT!" they all shouted.
"Please, one at a time, one at a time!" Yuri said and then waved the poison in front of them. They all stepped back except for Kenji who just woke up from his nice little beauty sleep. "Alrighty! Kenji's turn!" she exclaimed.
"What? My turn for what?" Kenji asked looking around. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he yelled as Yuri stuck the needle into his skin. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU STUPID MORON?" he yelled. Yuri glared at him and then sharingan appeared in her eyes. "uh… I mean beautiful woman?" he squeaked. Kenji gulped and then closed his eyes shut. Yuri punched him right on his face. He flew across the room and broke the wall and fell outside.
"Now who's the stupid moron, Nara Kenji? Learn to keep your pie hole shut!" Yuri cursed then she yelled, "NEXT!"
"ME!" everyone who didn't get a shot yet yelled. Yuri glared at them and they all quieted down. Then Hana stepped up and gave Yuri a cute little puppy moan.
"Can I please be next?" Hana asked with a puppy face.
"Awe… sure you can…" Yuri gushed and went through her bag for another one. Hana smirked and turned around and held out a peace sign and a grin.
"It always works." Hana thought.
"Yeah you go girl!" inner Hana yelled punching the air.
"I know!" Hana thought happily.
"So… wanna continue our fight?" inner Hana suddenly asked.
"You wish." Hana thought in a disgusted way.
"aw man." Inner Hana moaned. "You're no fun!"
"Look who's talking!" Hana thought. "AHHHHH!" she yelled slightly as the needle injected into her skin.
"There you go!" Yuri said and pushed her away.
"Thanks sis!" she said happily as she looked at her now normal hands again.
"now, who's next?" Yuri asked and she scanned the room and spotted a culprit. "Uzumaki Riku, you're next!" she said clapping her hands together.
"can I help give out the shots? I'm a good medic nin too y'know!" Hana said.
"no." Yuri said.
"why not?"
"cuz there's a specific space where you have to inject the needle. If it is even only 1 little millimeter away, the medicine won't work and will turn into poison." Yuri explained.
"uh… okay…?" Hana said. She was now shocked. "The medicine could turn into poison? What kind of medicine is that?" she asked with a pale face.
"it's a forbidden medicine, just like the forbidden jutsu that I used to get back here, but I got permission from the godaime hokage to use this." Yuri said. "it's really dangerous if you get the medicine to the wrong spot!" she said and her face went pale.
"lemme guess… you injected it in the wrong place once?" Hana asked.
"right…" Yuri said as she sighed and injected the needle into Riku's skin.
"AHHHHHHHH… huh?" she screamed and then stopped when she noticed something. "hey it didn't hurt…" she just whispered and looked at her hands that were normal again.
"who did you inject the medicine to in the wrong place?" Hana asked curiously.
"your big brother. Since he was disappearing the fastest, we decided to heal him first… but it was my first time… so I got it wrong!" Yuri said sticking out a tongue.
(flashback)
"remember, you have to inject the needle at where the chakra and blood veins meet." Tsunade said with one finger up.
"I know I know, sheesh." Yuri said and stuck the needle into Uchiha Haru's skin. He winced and then his face made a sign of pain and then fainted. "AHHH! Haru's dead!" she screamed and then shook her brother.
"YOU INJECTED IT IN THE WRONG PLACE!" Tsunade screamed and began to search the forbidden scrolls again. "antidote, antidote, antidote…" she muttered and then her eyes went wide and pointed on one of the scrolls. "ANTIDOTE!" she yelled.
"is Haru-nii-san going to be alright?" Keiko asked as she poked Haru on the cheek.
"if he survives this poison… yeah…" Toya muttered with a frown on his face as he looked at the sleeping Haru who was currently turning blue.
"got it! The antidote ready! I'll inject it this time!" Tsunade said when Yuri wanted to take the antidote from Tsunade.
"fine whatever." Yuri said.
2 hours later…
"how're you feeling bro?" Yuri asked Haru who was not happy right now. Haru glared at her. "hey I know, I know… sorry sheesh!" she moaned.
"don't ever do that again, Uchiha Yuri or you'll be happy you're still alive once I'm through with you." He threatened.
"you'd do that to your own little sister?" Yuri asked as she frowned.
"yeah." He simply said.
"have you no heart?" Yuri muttered.
"have you no shame?" he just said back.
"what? Yes I do have shame! I feel shame right now just trying to start a conversation!" Yuri yelled at her 'nice older brother'. But Haru just ignored her. "I'll get it right this time!" she muttered and then put the needle into Uzumaki Keiko's skin who currently fainted when she found out Yuri was going to help her. "I'll show him…" she thought and then looked at her fingers who returned to normal. "HA! BEAT THAT!" she yelled and looked at where Haru was sitting but Haru wasn't there. He was out the door already. "LISTEN TO ME GOD DAMMIT!" she yelled.
2 hours later when everyone was cured and Yuri was all packed and ready to go back to the past…
"remember, you have to get Sakura and Sasuke together! If not then you'll all just not exist in this world anymore. And you also have to do this within a week because that's when the medicine wears off and if you use anymore… there's a possibility you could die. Never inject this medicine twice because then, it will turn into very powerful poison. You only have a week so hurry up. Stand in the middle of the circle, we'll transport you back to the Uchiha mansion." Tsunade explained and then Yuri stepped in the middle of the circle.
"This will give you enough time to help them recover but that's all the time you get." Haru said. "you better get this right."
"of course I will!" Yuri yelled.
"good luck Yuri-nee-Chan…" Keiko said shyly.
"don't worry Keiko! I'll make sure your brother and sister know you're well!" she said confidently.
"and please give this to Hana!" Toya said as he gave Yuri a letter.
"what is it?" Yuri asked.
"uh… nothing…" Toya said as he blushed.
"y'know… I heard Hana like's Shin…" Yuri said slyly when he noticed the blush.
"WHAT?" Toya yelled.
"I knew it…" Yuri just said as she sighed.
"we're ready. Focus your chakra on Yuri and the seal." Tsunade said and then blue and green charkas filled the seal and in a second the seal and Yuri was gone.
(end of flashback)
"so that's what happened?" Hana asked curiously?
"yup." Yuri just said.
"then where's the letter?" Hana muttered.
"oh yeah… right here!" Yuri said as she finished the shot on Yoji and took out a letter from her pocket.
"thank you big sister." Hana said sarcastically. Yuri glared at her. Hana read the letter and then blushed and looked at Shin and then blushed and then she banged her head on the wall.
"what are you doing?" Yukina asked (everyone's healed now). Hana quickly shook her head.
"yeah right." Yukina said and then put her hands in the Yamanaka family bloodline technique and used the mind transfer on Hana who wasn't paying attention to her. "I better hurry…" she thought in Hana's body and read the letter. Her eyes widened and then she performed the sign 'release' or 'kai'.
"HEY!" Hana yelled.
"I can't believe this." Yukina said and frowned. "how could both brother's like you?"
"you better not tell anyone!" Hana yelled to her.
"alright… fine." Yukina said then turned around to face Shin. "guess what Shin? You're little brother has a crush on Hana!" she called out. Everyone's face went pale. Shin was now mad.
"what?" he growled.
"You're brother has a crush on Hana." Yukina repeated.
"that no good little…" Shin muttered.
"SHIN HAS A CRUSH ON HANA!" Yoji yelled pointing at the now blushing Shin. Shin immediately covered Yoji's mouth and punched him on the head.
"SHUT UP!" Shin yelled. Everyone was staring at the usually quiet boy. "damn…"
"you like my sister?" Ren asked, his eyes were wide open.
"shut up." Shin muttered.
"don't tell my future husband to shut up!" Yukina yelled.
"I'm not your future husband, Yukina!" Ren yelled.
"Hey…" Yuri said.
"I AM TOO!" Yukina fought.
"I thought you liked Shin?" Hana asked.
"that was before I knew he liked you." Yukina said pouting.
"Hey?" Yuri said again.
"but Ren is sooo much cuter!" Yukina said and blushed as she looked at Ren who was glared at her which made her blush even harder.
"HAHAHA! YUKINA AND REN HANA AND SHIN" Yoji sang to receive 4 bonks on the head by your truly, Yukina, Ren, Hana and Shin.
"you idiot! Why don't you just broadcast that to the whole entire world?" Hana said sarcastically.
"good idea!" Riku exclaimed but she shut up when everyone glared at her.
HELLO? WE ONLY HAVE A FRICKEN WEEK AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF? WE AREN'T ON VACATION HERE! I'M 17 AND I STILL DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS STUFF! YOU'RE ONLY LIKE 12 AND 13 FOR YOU'RE PARENT'S SAKE! SO SHUT UP AND START THINKING OF IDEAS!" Yuri screamed. Everyone sweatdropped.
"yes madam." Everyone said in unison like soldiers.
"thank you." Yuri said. "now start thinking of ideas. We only have a week before we die."
"I know! How about we make Sakura in danger and Sasuke would come to save her!" Yukina said. "It would be soooooo romantic!" she gushed and sighed.
"I guess we could try that… any objections?" Yuri asked uncertainly. No one raised his or her hands. "alright then… we'll try out that plan…"
momoironeko- who think's Yukina's a weird girl? (RAISE YOUR HAND PEOPLE!)