DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GREY'S ANATOMY, I wish I did.
All during his surgery, Derek was thinking of ways to make Alex Karev suffer. He'd had more that enough of Alex's cocky behavior and remarks. He is his superior, what the hell is he thinking. After Derek scrubbed out he made his way to the nurses station.
Derek: How do I love thee, let me count the ways...
Nurse Debbie: (Giving him an unconvinced look.) What do you need Dr. Shepherd?
Derek: What makes you think I need something? (She glares at him.) OK, well Alex Karev has been getting pretty damn cocky lately. The crap that he said to me in the scrub room today was ridiculous. I need you to make him pay.
Nurse Debbie: I think that could be arranged. I'm sure there are bedpans to be changed. Yep, this could work for both of us.
Derek: This is why I love you. Oh, and by the way, I think he mentioned something about 'Nurses needing to get of their asses and do their job.' Yep, I'm sure that's what he said.
Nurse Debbie: Well then, I'd better add the guy with the exploding diarrhea to the list.
Derek: Thanks, Deb. (He shoots her the McDreamy look. Karev is going to pay. He walks away.) I wonder where the hell Meredith is? (He mumbles to himself.)
Meredith and Derek shared a look earlier. She couldn't keep her hands off of him. She tried to avoid him at all costs. Derek was hoping they would meet up in the elevator. He didn't have anymore cases today and decided to make a stop at his office. Just as he got up to the door he saw Mark walking down the hall. He began to walk after him when an arm came out of his office and pulled him in.
Derek: Well, there you are! (Having 'the' look in his eyes.)
Meredith: Here I am. (She covers her mouth with his. He pushes her up against the door and locks it.)
Derek: We don't need anyone walking in.
Meredith: No kidding. (They begin to tear off each other's clothes. Meredith shoves things aside on the desk. He pushes her down on the desk, kissing her skin. They were getting pretty into when they heard someone knock on the door. Meredith looks up.)
Derek: Ignore it, they'll go away. (They hear a key slide into the handle.)
Meredith: Shit! (Meredith grabs her clothes and hides under the desk. Derek throws on his scrub shirt and sits in the chair. The rest of his clothes are under the desk with Meredith. The door opens.)
Derek: Dr. Webber.
Chief: I knocked. I didn't know you were in here. I came to pick up the file.
Derek: OH I almost forgot about that. (He squealed as Meredith placed him in her mouth. He was going to kill her. He frantically searches for the file.) Oh, here it is. (The Chief doesn't move, like he wants Derek to get up and hand it to him. Derek cannot get up he has no clothes on, and he would also be taking a person with him. Meredith has him at the edge. Derek sets the file down on the desk. The Chief finally walks over and takes it.)
Chief: (Feeling like something is going on.) Well, OK then. This is all I needed. (The Chief begins to walk out.) Oh, so who's in here?
Derek: What?
Chief: Do you have someone in here, perhaps under the desk?
Derek: Oh, just some hot intern, or is it a nurse? (Derek laughs. He is feeling the pressure, he is ready to explode.) Nope, no one in here. Have a good day, Chief.
Chief: Thanks, Derek. For the file. (He walks out. Derek moans with pleasure, finally exploding.)
Derek: That was wrong, on so many levels.
Meredith: It was exciting. Don't act like you didn't enjoy it! (She climbs out from underneath the desk.)
Derek: So, where were we? (He starts to kiss her neck.)
Meredith: Right...there! (He pushes her down on the desk. Just then her pager goes off.) Damn-it! It's Bailey. Sorry.
Derek: I'm not sorry. I got what I needed. It was a real...pick me up. (Meredith puts her clothes on hastily and runs out the door.)
Meredith: See you tonight!
Derek: I want dinner, something Italian.
Meredith: Beware, and get ready for take-out. (She runs to find Bailey.)
Bailey: Can you tell me why your shirt is on backwards you damn fool?
Meredith: I took it off, bra issues. You know what I mean?
Bailey: Humpf. Whatever. I need to you to scrub in on an appendectomy with me.
Meredith: OK.
Bailey: Go prep the patient. Room 4411. (She hurries off.)
Meredith: I'm Dr. Grey, I will be prepping you for surgery. (She smiles. Becky is the 25 year old patient needing an appendectomy. )
Becky Johnson: You look happy. You have the 'I just got laid' face on.
Meredith: I wish. Besides, I'm working.
Becky: Sure you are... (She smiles.)
Meredith: Do you have any questions?
Becky: Nope, the other doctor explained everything. (Meredith prepped her and wheeled her out to take her to the OR. She passed Alex in the hall.)
Meredith: You look like you are having fun!
Alex: Yeah. That bastard Shepherd has me doing all kinds of crazy shit.
Meredith: What you do to piss him off?
Alex: You should know, he is your boyfriend.
Meredith: What the hell is that supposed to mean? (She grabs him.) You keep your mouth shut. Not everyone knows about Derek and I.
Alex: That's not my problem.
Meredith: (Smirks.) Well, then have fun with bedpans. (Alex walks away.)
Becky: What was that about?
Meredith: You just met evil spawn. Beware! (They both jokingly make the sign of the cross.)
Becky: You are awesome. You are a great doctor.
Meredith: Thanks, but this is just a good day! (Meredith wheels her in.)
Becky: Yeah, cause you just got laid! (Meredith laughs.)
The surgery went very well. Meredith took the patient through recovery. Then she informed the family that Becky's surgery went fine. Meredith had to get going if she was going to make dinner. She didn't think Derek had a clue as to how badly she really did cook. She decided to make ravioli. She has a recipe from Lois that was terrific when made the right way. She made a quick stop to the grocery store to pick up the ingredients she needed. When she got home she quickly began mixing ingredients and making the sauce. It was supposed to be cooked slowly over the day, but she didn't think that would make much of a difference. She was cooking for over an hour. She had prepared a nice salad. Who can't make salad she thought. Then she made a garlic bread which she was going to put in the oven right before he got there. Derek was supposed to arrive in a half an hour. She decided to take a taste of her concoction. It smelled great. She lifted the spoon and took a taste.
Meredith: Bleech. (She spit it across the room.) Shit! Now what am I going to do? I really can't cook. Maybe I can pawn it off on Derek. No, it tastes like dog shit.
Meredith made the Garlic bread anyhow. She figured they could at least have salad and bread. She ran upstairs and changed into clean clothes. She had covered herself in sauce. She really couldn't cook, and she didn't care. As she was walking upstairs she noticed she had message. They were from John. She couldn't listen to them, not now. She changed into a nice sweater and a pair of jeans. She made sure to wear her sexy underwear. She knew she no longer had control over herself around Derek. She felt guilty. But it didn't seem to matter. She was just walking down the stairs when the doorbell rang. She smiled as she walked to the door and opened it.
Derek: Hey beautiful! (He looks at her funny and kissed her lips. Then licks her face. He makes a sour face.) You had sauce on your face.
Meredith: What? It's horrible, I know. I gagged when I tasted it. It is the worst ever. I told you I couldn't cook. OH CRAP! (She runs to the oven, which has black smoke coming from it. She turns on the exhaust fan and pulls the pan out of the oven.) Garlic bread?
Derek: Oh my God! (He is busting a stitch.) You really can't cook. (She makes a sad face.) It's adorable, really.
Meredith: I'm sorry. I should have just lied and gotten take-out. Now you know.
Derek: Now I know. Besides, I wasn't really hungry. Not for that, anyway. (He grabs her and kisses her.)
Meredith: You are terrible! Do you ever think of anything else?
Derek: Do you? (She laughs.)
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They walk towards the stairs and can't keep their hands off of each other. They leave a trail of clothing all the way up the stairs and finally meet their destination. She shoves Derek onto her bed. For a moment Derek wonders if she made love to John in this bed. He pushes it out of his mind as he leans over and kisses her. He gropes her breasts softly and Meredith lets out a soft moan and begins to kiss his neck. He pulls out her hair tie and combs his fingers through her hair, something about her hair always turned him on. The smell, he loved the smell. Her lips moved down his chest and stomach… she licked up and down teasing him with her tongue, finally meeting spot she was aiming for. He rests his hand gently on the back of her head as he lets out screams of desire. She moves up and kisses his stomach until her lips crashed against his. Meredith straddles him sliding him inside of her, while rocking slowly on him. His hands move up her sides and he grabs her tightly as he steadies her. He looks into her eyes and sees a desire he had never seen. He begins to thrust upward harder and harder. She let out a loud scream while her body shook. He released with a light scream. She falls onto his chest. He cradles her in his arms as they laid there trying to catch their breath.
Meredith: You are amazing. Thank you. Oh God. Thank you.
Derek: I have never felt like that in my life.
He kisses her on the head. They make love several more times. They are addicted to each other. They literally cannot control themselves. Meredith loved John, but she never had this desire, this need to have him like she does with Derek. Derek was like her soul mate. John was her best friend. She knew that John is going to be crushed when she tells him that she wants Derek.
John pulls into the driveway recognizing Derek's car. I wonder what the hell he is going here? John pulls into the garage next to Meredith's Jeep. It is late and he is exhausted after his flight. He makes his way into the house and sees the kitchen in a mess. What is this? He thinks about cleaning it, but decides to got tell Meredith he is home first. He starts to walk up the stairs in the dark and realizes that there is something there. He flips the light on to reveal clothes. Shirts, jeans, boxers. What the fuck! He runs up the stairs following the trail right to Meredith's room. He busts the door open revealing Meredith and Derek in a compromising position. The both look up with a 'deer in the headlights' look.
John: What the hell? Meredith! How could you--and you! (He looks at Derek.) You bastard, I'm gonna kill you! (He runs over, shoves Meredith off the bed and jumps on Derek covering Derek's neck with his hands.) You are going to die!