DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GREY'S ANATOMY, I wish I did.

Derek is getting closer to insanity, as Meredith will not have sex with him. He has been pouting and begging for a week with no avail. Meredith is having a good time. She knows she can out last him, she went without for 7 years. All of the staff at Seattle Grace can barely stand to be around him, he is so grouchy. The interns are outside having lunch as Cristina walks up.

Cristina: OK, so your McBoyfriend is a McAsshole.

Meredith: Are you speaking to me? (She says innocently.)

Cristina: Who else's boyfriend would I be talking about?

Meredith: Izzie?

Cristina: Seriously, McDreamy is making Evil Spawn seen like an angel.

Meredith: I don't know why. (She laughs.)

Alex: Do him already!

Izzie: Seriously. He is unbearable!

George: He is pretty bad. He is snapping at everyone.

Meredith: What makes you think It is me? Maybe it is something else.

Alex: It's you, believe me. I'm a guy, I know.

Cristina: You're a guy?

Alex: Funny, Crack-whore.

Izzie: It won't kill you.

Meredith: I am making a point. I am going into Neuro. Am I supposed to never see a brain again?

Alex: He'll get over it. Just give him what he wants.

Cristina: Yeah. God, what have you done to the man?

Meredith: What do you mean?

Cristina: It's been what? A week?

George: That's not that long.

Alex: Speak for yourself, Bambi.

Meredith: What can I say? He must enjoy what he's got.

Izzie: Obviously.

Alex: I am going to have to work with him eventually. (Derek walks over and sits with Addison and Mark facing Meredith.) I will pay you!

Meredith: So now I'm a prostitute?

Alex: 500 bucks.

Meredith: To sleep with my boyfriend?

Alex: Yep.

Meredith: OK.

Cristina: OK?

Meredith: Yep, OK.

Meredith looks over at Derek giving him a seductive look. He glares at her.

Cristina: He's pissed.

Meredith: You bet he is. (She licks her lips and bites her bottom lip.)

Alex: I think he might kill you if you keep doing that.

Over at the other table:

Mark: Still no sex?

Derek: No sex. (Grumbles.)

Mark: What did you do?

Derek: I told her she couldn't scrub in with me. She distracts me.

Mark: Are you kidding me? You can't be distracted. Nothing makes you lose focus.

Derek: Something does now. (He looks over at Meredith laughing with her friends. He would take her right now in front of everyone if she would let him.)

Mark: You realize you will have to let her scrub in eventually. Bailey won't put up with that.

Derek: She's a resident.

Mark: OK, are you losing your mind? We are talking about Bailey here. She's a Nazi. She may be small, but she will kick your ass man!

Derek: Crap. This is not good. Damn Meredith! She has me addicted to her.

Addison: You men, and I use the word loosely, are pathetic!

Mark: What?

Addison: Maybe there is more to a relationship than sex!

Mark: Is there?

Addison: Do you like our sofa?

Mark: Yeah, why?

Addison: That's where you are sleeping tonight. (She walks off.)

Mark: Now look what you have done!

Derek: Me? You!

Mark: I have to fix this. See you later. (He runs after Addison.)

Derek: Bye. (He gets up and walks by Meredith whispering in her ear and licking it with his tongue.) You know you want this.

Meredith: (She spits out her chips.) Seriously? You want to play that way? OK. (Derek looks back at her.) You have a hand you know, use it! I'm sure it would work fine. Do you hear me Dr. Shepherd? Alex, I don't want your money. Get ready to suffer!

Cristina: That was wrong!

Meredith spent the day torturing Derek. Every time he would look over at her, she would give him the look. He was a sex fiend, he was even ready to admit it. He did. He got her in the stairwell and begged. He even told her she could scrub in on any case he had. She told him that it was beyond that now. She was just enjoying watching him squirm. He tried to do the same, but came up short, and he knew it. Derek was sitting at the nurses station reading a chart, Meredith walked over and leaned on him to grab something. He turned red. He was going out of his mind. Meredith made she she planted a pair of lacy panties in his locker. She wished she would be there to see his face when he found them. They were supposed to get off around the same time so they drove together that morning. Meredith was in the lobby waiting for him. Everyone kept giving her dirty looks as they walked by. They knew she was the reason for Derek's attitude. Finally Derek walks up.

Derek: Have you been waiting long?

Meredith: Nope. Are you ready to go home where there will be no sex, once again?

Derek: (His face drops.) Meredith. Seriously, you are killing me. I don't know how much longer I can wait!

Meredith: You are too much! (Derek grabs her panties out of his pocket.)

Derek: This was a nice touch. (He starts waving them around.) Maybe I should show everyone these?

Meredith: Don't you dare! (She tries to grab them out of his hand.)

Derek: Still no sex? (He continues to hold them out her reach.)

Meredith: If you don't give me those, there will be sex. But you won't have to worry, it won't be with you! (He hands them to her. They get in the car. Derek is purposely not talking to her. She puts her hand on his thigh, moving it up. He pulls away and almost runs the car off the road.)

Derek: Are you trying to kill us?

Meredith: Tense, aren't we?

Derek: I wonder why. (They pull into the garage. Meredith walks into the house. Derek starts pulling out pans and food.)

Meredith: I'm going to take a shower. A hot, steamy shower. I'll be thinking about you.

Derek: I am truly ready to hit you with this pan!

Meredith: I bet you are!

Meredith took a hot shower and decided to make Derek suffer even more. She got out lingerie, the stuff Derek liked. She knew it would kill him to see her in it. She was ready to crack soon, but she was never going to let him know that. She towel dried her wet hair and put the lingerie on. She walked down the stairs. Derek looked at her. She knew he was sweating, he was really suffering. He quickly looked away.

Meredith: How do I look, baby?

Derek: (Shrugged his shoulders.) Fine.

Meredith: Seriously? Just fine? (She walks over and pushes him against the countertop, and kisses him.)

Derek: You look good. (He keeps cooking and ignores her. He was going to beat her at her own game.)

Meredith: Good, huh? (She strips down to nothing.) What about now?

Derek: (She piqued his attention.) Now that's what I'm talking about. (He walks toward her to kiss her, hoping she had cracked.)

Meredith: Um, nah. (She turns and walks away.)

Derek: Oh, OK. Two can play this game! (He pulls his clothes off and leaves them on the floor.)

Meredith: Are you freaking kidding me? Do you think looking at that is going to do anything for me? (She points at him and laughs.)

Derek: That has mad you very, and I stress very happy in the past!

Meredith: Hum, that may be. The past, yes, right now, nah. (She busts out laughing. He starts chasing her around the island countertop. They don't even notice their guests have arrived.)

Izzie: Um, Hi.

Meredith: (Standing like a deer in the headlights. Derek is behind the counter, no one can see him.) Oh my God. (There are no clothes or items to cover herself up with.) Alex, turn around! (He just stares at her.) NOW! (She runs up the stairs.)

Izzie: Alex, don't you dare turn around!

Alex: What? I'm a man, men look!

Izzie: Not you!

Derek: Well, um, welcome. (He starts putting his clothes on.)

Meredith: Derek! Get your ass up here! (Alex and Izzie can hear Meredith screaming at Derek. Meredith comes back downstairs with Derek fully clothed.) So, Hello! Derek failed to tell me that we were having you two over for dinner. Would you like something to drink?

Alex: Dude. You guys are freaks!

Derek: Thanks.

Izzie: Yeah, I'll have something.

Derek: How about some wine?

Meredith: I'll go down to the cellar.

Derek: I'll come with you.

Derek and Meredith both trot down to the basement.

Derek: So what do you want?

Meredith: You!

She shoves him up against the wall, covering his mouth with hers. She unbuttons his shirt, and he slides hers over her head. He gropes her breasts, Meredith lets out a moan and begins to kiss his neck. He pulls his pants off and lets them drop to the floor. She takes hers off, and wraps her legs around him, sliding him inside of her. He lays her on the bar. He looks into her eyes he feels like he has been waiting a lifetime for her. It was worth the wait. He begins to thrust harder and harder. She let out a loud scream and yelled his name, while her body shook. He releases with a moan. She slides down placing her feet on the floor.

Derek: Now that-

Meredith: Was some good wine.

Derek: Yes- it was. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Derek grabs a bottle of wine and heads upstairs following Meredith. Alex and Izzie wondered if they were ever coming back. They knew what was going on. They were happy, at least Derek would be back to his old self. He was completely in love with Meredith, everyone could see it.

Izzie: Back so soon. (She chuckles.)

Meredith: We were having a hard time picking a bottle.

Alex: I bet you were! (Alex gives Derek a look, and Derek returns it.)

Derek: So, I hope you are hungry!

Izzie: Starved. I don't think you guys are. (They all laugh.)

They had a quiet dinner. Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves. Meredith and Derek kept giving each other looks all through dinner. Alex and Izzie left soon after they were done eating. They were afraid that Derek and Meredith were going to go at it on the table. As soon and Alex and Izzie left, Derek threw the dishes in the dishwasher and ran upstairs following Meredith. They had a lot to make up for.

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There will probably be no update Wednesday, my plans changed. A little drama will be coming soon. Thanks for reading!