Well, here's another set of guidelines for you! Sorry it took so long; this is kind of a laid back story for me, which I probably won't update too often, just every now and then. Anyhow, if there's anything in fairytales that just bug you, tell me, and I'll write a guideline about it! Ideas are much appreciated!
#11. Keep a prince with you at all times.
They seem to be the only people capable enough to rescue you, though they always do choose such odd ways to do it. I mean, really, climbing up your hair? Or kissing you awake from your deathbed? What's the deal? Anyhow, they're also probably the only ones your capable of falling in love with, so you might as well keep them handy.
#12. If it talks, kiss it!
Whether it's green and slimy, or grotesque and furry, if it can talk to you, its probably some ridiculously handsome prince under an enchantment. Go for it!
#13. If you're blonde and a princess, stay away from dragons!
They seem to be convinced you're their type, so just stay away. Trust me, dragons are some of the only animals who are never ridiculously handsome princes under some sort of enchantment. Even if they do talk.
#14. If you happen to find out that you're cursed to die on your 16th birthday, then don't go back to the palace that night!
Really, how stupid can you be? Remember that it is still considered your birthday, even if you were born at dawn!
#15. Stay away from making rash bargains like: "I'll give you my voice, if you give me legs!"
Contrary to popular belief, relationships aren't based on how the two of you look together. Though you may be drop-dead gorgeous, and he may be dashingly handsome, if you never speak to him, its just not going to work out.