It's just not a good situation. Its likely she's a bit whacked, but still has enough senses to come after you and believe me, she will. She's much, much more dangerous than she looked. On second thought, maybe you should just check her into a mental institution before you go.
#17. Dwarfs equal Good, but not so bright.
Yes, they might be incredibly cute and sweet, but let's face it, they're a little lacking in intelligence. First of all, they'll probably take off right when that odd old lady with the shiny red apples comes around (by the way, don't talk to her), and then they'll lock you in a glass coffin when you're not even dead! You should probably just skip their little cottage.
#18. You'll never make it without perfect hair.
Let's face it, you just can't have dull hair. Everyone who ever did anything important either had fiery red, golden blonde, chocolate brown, or raven black hair. If you're lacking in such vivid colors, find the Styling Station. On the other hand, if you want to live a fairly normal life, keep your mouse hair!
#19. If you know how to escape, by all means, do so!
Really. Use your brain. Don't wait for your prissy prince boy to come and then tell him how to save you, just go do it! If you try, really hard, you might even be able to come up with a plan better than prissy prince boy! (Remember, he's the type that would climb up your hair or something equally ridiculous)
#20. Stay away from tall, dark, hooded figures.
Let's face it, they're evil. There's no getting around it, its the way they were made to be and shall forever remain. They're always out to kill you (even if they've never seen you before in their life) and they usually also want to take over the world because. (You ask, because why? Because it is their ultimate purpose and goal in life!
I'm running a bit low on ideas so if you think of any, send them to me!