Kai: Two chapters in one day! Thats good.
Bya-chan: It's sure is!
Kit: Yep!
Disclaimer: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THESE PSYCHOS STILL DON'T OWN THE FREAKIN' SHOW!
P.S. T.O.D.N.S means Truth or Dare Naruto Style!
Last time T.O.D.N.S:
"Ok, Bya-chan it's your turn." Kit said to Bya-chan who nodded her head.
This time on T.O.D.N.S:
"Kiba, Truth or Dare?" Bya-chan said causing Kit to spit out her drink.
"But, I wanted to do Kiba!" Kit said pouting.
"Well, you can do him on your turn." Kai told her sister but she wouldn't stop pouting.
"I choose truth." He told Bya-chan.
"Is it true that you once drank from a toilet?" Bya-chan asked Kiba causing him to blush.
"Yes." Kiba said blushing while everyone gagged.
"Ok, Kai Truth or Dare?" Kiba said causing everyone to gape at him like a moron including Kit & Bya-chan.
"I choose dare." Kai said in a sasuke-like manner.
"I dare you to give the first person you see a wedgie." Kiba said looking triumphant.
"Ok." Kai said getting up and giving him a wedgie.
"AHHH!" Kiba yelled as Kai pulled his boxers up for everyone to see. Kiba's boxers had paw prints on them.
"Ok, my turn again." Kai said sitting back down as Kiba recovered from the trauma.
"Hinata, Truth or Dare?" Kai said as Hinata stopped giggling.
"I c-c-choose t-t-truth." She said back to Kai.
"Who do you have a crush on?" Kai said smirking.
"I l-l-like n-n-naru..." She started to say while blushing twenty shades of red but Kai interupted her.
"Thats good enough for me! Your turn Hinata." Kai said while smiling.
"Shino, T-t-truth or D-d-dare?" Hinata asked him.
"...Dare." Was all Shino said.
"I d-d-dare you to run a-a-around Konoha in n-n-nothing but your underwear while s-s-screaming, The purple s-s-squirrels are c-c-coming to g-g-get me." She said causing everyone even our hosts to gape at her like goldfish.
"Lady Hinata..." Neji said shocked.
"Man, Hinata you've been hanging around us three to much." Kit said in a matter-of-factly tone of voice.
"Well, Shino get going." Kai said pushing Shino out the door.
"Let's watch!" Bya-chan yelled as she, Kit & Kai all dove for the remote but Kai got it first even though she was farthest away from it. Kai pressed a button on the remote and a big plasma screen tv dropped from the ceiling, Kai pressed another button and the tv turned on then the three girls said in unison find Shino, & Shino appeared on the screen.
Outside in the village...
Shino was running past the Ichiraku ramen shop in only his underwear.
"THE PURPLE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING TO GET ME!" He screemed causing several by-standers to look at him like he was crazy.
Shino was now pasting a local hot spot for the Jounin. It just so happened that Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, & Gai were all hanging out there when Shino ran by.
"THE PURPLPE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING TO GET ME!" He screamed causing every Jounin in that place to stare at him then at Kurenai as she just shook her head.
Now, Shino was running past the Hokage's office were Tsunade was in a meeting with Jiraiya when Shino ran by.
"THE PURPLE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING TO GET ME!" He screamed causing several by-standers, Tsunade & Jiraiya who were watching him from the window, to gape at him like he was a retard.
Back at the house...
Everyone was laughing their asses off at Shino.
"Kai, please tell me that's being recorded." Naruto said as he stopped laughing.
"I sure did!" Kai said also having stopped laughing.
"Can I have a copy?" Naruto asked as everyone else stopped laughing.
"Everyone wil get one!" Kai said and everyone cheered as Shino reappeared in the room wearing his clothes.
Kai: Oh god we've corrupted Hinata!
Kit: I'm shocked!
Bya-chan: As am I!
Kai: Oh well. we should end this chapter soon.
Kit: Oh sorry! Please R&R & NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Bya-chan: We still need requests & suggestions!
All three: Ja ne!
Kit: What should we do with the disclaimer guy? That's the second one to have a meltdown.
Kai: Lets do to him what we did to the last disclaimer guy that had a breakdown
Bya-chan: YAY! I'll get the industrial strengh chains!
Kit: I'll get the Britney Spears CD!
Disclaimer guy: I'm screwed aren't I?
Kai: You bet you are.