Riley: Well we seem to be back now with a new adventure for you all!
Sam: And hopefully more lemon pie!
Riley: Is that all you think about Sam?
Sam: Friggen Diggen it is, and our story of course :D
Riley: Anyways, let's move on to the story. This is of course our original characters that was based on us...
Sam: And many of J.K.'s characters...Many MANY Sex Gods!
Riley: This story is rated R because of it's content so if your uncomfortable then leave.
Sam: And do review because we love them!
Riley: Anyways, onto the story!
Sam: Yes, Shiver me timbers!
Chapter 1 The Longest Train Ride EVER
"Let's get it oooooon!" Sam sang into her hair brush. Riley raised an eyebrow. "You are so gay" she told Sam. "And that's why you love me" Sam said with a cheesy grin, gathering her robes and school supplies.
Today was the day that the two girls would be starting their first day of Hogwarts. Sam and Riley were cousins who had recently moved to England from Canada with their aunt. Their parents thought it would be a 'cultural experience'. They were told that they were to start their sixth year at the school and were quite excited.
They arrived at the train station by car. After unloading their things onto a trolley that the Taxi driver had found them they paid him and began pushing their way through the crowd.
"Right, so where are we going?" Riley asked.
"Uhhh" Sam searched her pocket for her ticket. "Platform 9 and 3/4" She frowned. "Okay that's weird."
Riley stood on tip toe and scanned over the crowd. "I don't see it." "God damn." Sam grumbled. "Well let's just walk, maybe I missed it." Riley suggested, pushing their trolley along.
Just then, a boy walked by balancing an owl in a cage on a trolley with a single trunk. "Hey" Sam said to him while tapping his shoulder. "Can you tell us how to get to platform 9 and ¾?" she asked him.
The boy looked at the girls as though they both had two heads. "You mean, you don't know?" he asked.
"Oh we know, I was just joking" Sam said cockily, looking at Riley with shifty eyes. "Ok, maybe we don't" Riley said. "We're transfer students." The boy examined the girls again. Finally, he motioned for the two of them to follow him.
He stopped at a brick barrier between 9 10. "You run at the wall." He said. The two girls stared. "You're joking" Sam asked. The boy shook his head and said slowly, as if he were explaining the matter to a two year old "You are supposed to walk through the wall. It's the only way to get onto the platform."
"Nu-uh. There is NO way I am running into a brick wall. You're insane." Riley announced. She took the handle of the trolley and began carting it away. "Rileeey" Sam cried, pulling on her arm. "Come on. I trust him. He looks like a trust worthy kid."
So called 'Trust worthy kid' had grown impatient. "Well believe me or not. I don't really care." He snapped and walked briskly into the wall. The girls winced, expecting to hear the crash of the trolley on the brick but it never came.
"See. Told you he wasn't lying" Sam said triumphantly. "Let's go man." And with a grin she skipped into the brick wall.
"This whole place is insane" Riley muttered. "Why can't they just pick a whole number for a platform? But Nooo. Damn Brits." She gripped the trolley with determination and headed toward the barrier at a run.
After finding herself in front of a scarlet train entitled "The Hogwarts Express", she and Sam continued to follow the boy. "Look, I'm sorry for doubting you" Riley said. "Yeh" Sam added "And thanks for helping us out."
The boy turned and stared coldly at the two girls. "As much as I dreaded it, I helped you. Now why are you two still following me?" he asked, raising a brow for the effectiveness.
"Well, we don't know anyone else so we're just gonna follow you!" Sam exclaimed. "Do you have a problem with that?" Riley asked.
But before he had the chance to answer they heard another voice. "Blaise. Why are you standing around? And who are your friends?" A platinum blonde haired boy asked.
Sam turned to Riley who looked like she was in dreamland. "Earth to Riley" She said waving a hand in front of Riley's face.
Riley merely blinked and stared stupidly at the blonde. Sam snorted. "Oh please! Must you always go for the blondes" Riley looked indignant." I do not ALWAYS go for the blondes." "Really? Name one guy, just one, who wasn't." Riley opened her mouth and then closed it, pouting. "Fine." She sniffed.
"Yes that's right. I think I know you just a little bit better than you do." Sam said. "Bah." Riley glared. The two boys, one whose name was now known to be Blaise, were watching the exchange with interest, or perhaps annoyance.
The boys stood off to the side of the girls talking in low voices. "Who are they?" the platinum haired boy asked. "I don't know Draco, do you expect me to know everything?" Blaise asked.
The boys stared at the two girls. The one who seemed slightly spaced out, had short light brown hair and bright blue eyes, and also fair skinned. She was also quite slim. The other had long, dark brown hair, amber eyes, with a nice complexion.
"What are those on their feet?" Blaise asked Draco who shrugged while staring at their heels. The two boys were silent for a moment. "So what are we going to do?" Draco asked Blaise as the girls approached them.
"Well it's been lovely" Sam began "But we really must be goin'." Riley opened her mouth to protest, but Sam elbowed her in the side. "Thanks Kid." Sam smiled at Blaise, and abruptly grabbed Riley's arm and dragged her onto the train.
"What did you do that for" Riley demanded. She craned her neck to see if she could still catch a glimpse of the boys. "That was my future husband we just ditched"
Sam rolled her eyes. "And I thought I was insane over guys. You don't even know his name." "So! When two people are that in love names just don't matter." Riley cried.
"Whatever. I'm going to find somewhere to sit. All this running into walls has tired me out" Sam said and dragged her trunk along behind her.
"But but but" Riley continued as she followed Sam through the train while searching for a compartment. "We're never gonna make friends if you keep walking away from people!" Riley exclaimed while looking behind her to see if her Sex God had followed her, even though she wouldn't know personally if he was a Sex God, but she vowed to one day find out!
Sam turned around. "Well if you noticed, we're at the back of the train and there are no empty compartments, so looks like we may need to expose ourselves to the public after all."
"Sam you're so silly" Riley said while turning around to a compartment which held two boys and a girl. "Well here goes nothing" Sam said and opened the door.
At the sound of the door being open, three heads shot up.
One boy had red hair and a mass of freckles and the other had jet black hair that stuck out in odd directions. The girl had bushy hair and looked rather annoyed at being interrupted.
"Can we help you?" She asked. "Yep. We're new. Hi I'm Sam." Sam smiled and plopped down next to the red head, who looked a little startled and shifted uncomfortably. "I'm Riley" Riley said and took a seat opposite Sam between the other boy and girl.
Sam turned to the red head. "Wow a red head! I love you." His face quickly turned a bright shade of red to match the hair that Sam loved. The bushy haired girl snorted. "Well we would be happy to help but we were" She began but was cut off by Riley.
"Really? That's great! Here hold this" Riley plunked her various assortments of loose luggage on Hermoine's lap.
The black haired boy held back a laugh. The girl flushed and her eyes flashed angrily. "Now see here" But again she was cut off.
"Hey wow you look like Sam." Riley said, staring at the black haired boy, who had remained quiet until now. "Erm...Excuse me" He looked at Sam and tried to see what resemblance she was talking about.
"Not Me" Sam laughed. "Another Sam! Sam Gibbons" "Should I know him" The boy asked. "No you shouldn't. Ah well never mind." Riley waved a hand carelessly.
The red-haired boy chuckled. "Well Mate, I bet that's the first time you've ever been mistaken for someone other than yourself." Harry shot him a glared and self consciously patted down his bangs.
All conversation (if you want to call it that) was halted by the compartment door being slid open.
The door slid open to reveal the two boys from before. "What are you doing in here?" The platinum blonde haired boy asked the two girls. Riley practically turned into jell-o and became tongue tied so Sam took over.
"There was nowhere else to sit so we came in here." "Uninvited!" Hermoine said exclaimed quite bitterly. "Wow, mudblood, finally making some friends who aren't boys?" Blaise snorted.
"Nobody said I wanted to be friends with them" she snarled.
Riley stood up and walked over to Draco and played with his tie. "You know if you don't want us to hang out with them, then we can leave with you. Well I can leave with you. Then we could go find some hot and steamy closed room and make out like geese" she said to him, trying her best to be seductive.
"Geese?" Draco questioned. Riley let go of his tie and sighed. "Never mind" she mumbled and sat down again next to the Sam Gibbons look alike.
"What are you doing here, Malfoy?" Harry asked icily.
"We came to rescue the girls from you. Well not all of the girls, just the new ones" Malfoy said. "They could do better than the boy who wouldn't die, a mudblood and Weaselbee."
Riley perked up for a moment. "Does this mean we actually get to make out like geese?" "Silly Riley" Sam spoke up. "Geese don't make-out" she said shaking her head at her very dense and clueless friend.
Just then a food trolley came along, forcing Blaise and Draco to come in the full way. "Oooh I like this closeness" Riley said winking at Draco who seemed to ignore it.
"What'll it be dears?" asked the witch with a fat wart on her squishy nose. "Oh! Do you have any Fritos!" Sam exclaimed while everyone, except Riley, looked at her as if she had two heads.
The Witch shook her head. "I'm sorry? Fritos? I'm not sure I even know what those are. But we do have a lovely assortments of sweets." She motioned to the candy filled cart. "Sweets are as good as Fritos" Sam cried. The brunette launched herself at the trolley. "I'll have this and this and Ooo! Definitely some of these"
By the time the kindly witch left Sam had bought enough candy to feed a small army. "What?" She demanded of the stares she was receiving. "I like candy." "Me too." Riley nodded, unwrapping a chocolate frog and stuffing it in her mouth.
"Now where were we" She asked through a mouthful of chocolate. "I believe you were flirting with the Blonde." Sam informed her. "Right" Riley turned her attention to Draco and winked. He merely looked at her.
The bushy haired girl had gotten fed up. "Look will you just all leave" "Gladly." Blaise said. "Are you coming" Draco looked at the girls expectantly. "Yes" Riley said immediately. She grabbed Dracos arm and dragged him with her through the door. Blaise followed.
Sam shrugged and continued eating her pumpkin pastie. The three remaining passengers looked at her coldly. "You're friends with them" Ron asked incredously. "I don't I just met them. Blaise showed us how to get on the platform." Sam said. "Well maybe he could give you directions out of here. Can't you tell where you're not wanted" Hermione spat.
"Hermione..." Harry said quietly. Sam looked at him. He was a pretty quiet guy. Not that bad looking either. "Well" Hermione arched an eyebrow. "Okay fine then. Somebody's touchy." Sam glared and got up in a huff. "I'll see you around." She said to the boys and threw Hermione an evil look as she passed. "Bitch..." She muttered.
She wandered in the hall looking for Riley. No doubt she was putting the moves on the hott blonde. She really was insane. God knows what she's up to.
"So, what year are you in?" Riley asked Draco, fluttering her eyelashes at him. She was going to win this sexy Sex God over one was or another, which she was going to make sure of.
"Riley, where's Jules?" Sam asked as she walked up to Riley attempting to practically pin the blonde against the wall. "Umm I think she's in the luggage car with the rest of the pets. Maybe you should go get her though. She doesn't like to be locked up." Sam shrugged and looked down and up the aisles. "Which way to the luggage car?" Sam asked. "Oh I'll take you!" Blaise said, wanting his friend to suffer from Riley hitting on him. "Blaise" Draco said warningly, but Blaise merely stared at his friend and then left with Sam sniggering.
"So" Riley began. "You still didn't tell me what year you're in" Riley said, playing with her hair slightly. "Sixth" Draco said curtly. "Wow, us too" Riley said. "Does this mean we'll have all of our classes together?" Draco shrugged "Depends on the house I guess." Riley twirled her hair once more.
"I don't even know your name and you're already coming onto me?" Draco asked. "Well you're like a godly Sex God or something. It just radiates off of your oh so sexy self" Riley said, licking her lips. She was really trying too hard. "Ok well incase you haven't caught it yet, my name's Draco" he said sticking out a hand, but instead she embraced him in a hug. "Oh boy" he said.
She pulled away and then said. "I'm Riley, and my friend, that's Sam. We're from Canada." Draco kept walking down the aisles, glaring at random people.
They finally came to a compartment which Draco opened. There were two big lugs sitting there who seemed, if possible, more clueless than Riley. "Wow, you two are like piggy-back material!" Riley exclaimed while sitting as close to Draco as she possibly could. At that moment she wondered what was taking Sam and Blaise so long.
The people in question were in fact having a bit of trouble. Who knew they put security spells on the luggage cart. Blaise and Sam certainly didn't. So now they were trapped. "Trapped like rats. How Fitting." Sam grinned and looked at a few of the squeaking rodents in their cages.
"I do not like animals" Blaise looked at the many squawking, howling, and croaking beasts with repulsion. "Foul little things." In response to this the noise went up a level. "Great job." Sam winced covering her ears. "SHUT THE UP" Immediate silence followed.
Blaise shot her a nonplussed look. She just shrugged and perched on top of a trunk. "My voice has that effect on people. So how long do you suppose we'll be stuck in here" "Until the train stops, unless someone comes looking for us." answered. "Well the chances of that are slim. Your friend will have his hands full trying to defend himself from Riley."
Blaise snickered "Pansy won't be too pleased." "Pansy" "His girlfriend." Sam laughed, picturing Riley's face when she found out Draco had a girlfriend. It would be priceless. Oh but then the crazy lunatic revenge plans would come. "So when does the train stop" Sam asked. Blaise sighed "Not for a few more hours." Sam groaned.
Riley sat in the compartment in silence, gawking at Draco who was looking out the window. Just then the door opened to reveal a girl with shoulder length black hair and an expression that looked like she had a stick up her ass or something.
"Could you stop gawking at my boyfriend?" the girl said and pushed Riley aside to sit next to him. Draco looked over to her and then turned back to the window. The girl came right up to Draco and kissed his cheek. "Who's she?" she muttered in his ear. "New student, saved her from Saint Potter" Draco murmured.
The girl turned to Riley. "I'm Pansy. Who are you?" she said. "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Did you say you are a pansy or that your name was Pansy? Because it's really hard to tell with a name like that" Riley said. "Why you little" Pansy began as she drew her wand, but Draco stopped her.
"We have to win against Gryffindor this year, so no hexing the new ones." Pansy's face became white for a moment. "Ones? As in plural?" Pansy asked and Draco nodded. "You mean there's two of her?" she spat out.
"Hey!" Riley cried. "I resent that!" "Let's just hope you don't get in Slytherin with us" Pansy said and turned to Draco. Riley stood up. "I'm going to look for Sam and Blaise. See you around Draco" she said while winking at him and watching Pansy becoming enraged.
Riley wandered around aimlessly, asking random students for directions. A couple looked at her suspiciously, especially a Prefect, when she asked where the luggage cart was. She eventually found her destination. "Samma" She asked popping her head inside the door. "RILEY" Sam screamed jumping down from the trunk she was sitting on. "SAM" Riley screamed back running into the cart. "RILEY" Sam screamed again although this time there was a different tone in her voice. "Don't Close The Door"
Sam and Blaise both dived at the door. Riley was startled and jumped back slamming the door firmly shut. "Geez you people are so weird. Look I can open it again." Riley rolled her eyes and pulled at the door handle. The door didn't budge. Sam and Blaise looked at Riley with murder in their eyes. "You...you..." Blaise breathed heavily not even able to think of words to describe his rage.
Riley gave a squeak and jumped behind Sam. "Get the psycho away from me" She cried. "I can't believe you closed it! Now we're stuck again! AGAIN! Did you know you run out of interesting things to do in a baggage cart after a certain amount of time" Sam looked on the verge of tears. "I'm going to die in here!"
"Well you see" Riley began. "We wouldn't be in this predicament if that so called Pansy bitch hadn't come into the cart, just as Draco and I were having a moment!" she squealed. Blaise snorted at that and stared into nothingness once more.
"Wait a minute" Sam said. "You had a moment with that guy you've been all over since that compartment incident?" Riley grinned. "Friggen right I did…even if he didn't know it was a moment and was just staring out the window…but it meant something to me!" Sam just stared at Riley. "You jerk" she said. "What?" Riley said.
There was a silent moment until Sam finally said "Is her name really Pansy?" Riley nodded. "And she looks like one too." Sam broke into laughter and Blaise said "I'll agree with you on that one."
Riley then turned to Sam. "So you've been in here all this time and you haven't let Jules out?" "I don't think that's a good idea" Sam began as Riley came across her cage and opened it just a Jules escaped, clearly ready to rave around the luggage cart and pounce on anything that moved.
She saw Blaise tapping his toes and immediately tried to chew his shoes all to pieces. "Argh!" he yelled. "I hate animals!"
Riley bent down and scooped up her cat. "It's ok Jules. He really means that he loves you." She cooed. The cat merely gave a meow and struggled in her arms. "Juulles. Come on." Riley whined tightening her grip on the cat. "She's gonna scratch you." Sam said. "Better her than us." Blaise eyed the cat distastefully. "Flea infested thing." Jules flattened her ears. "She heard you! You hurt her feelings" Riley glared at him.
"Apologize" She held the cat out to him. "No I most certainly will not. It's a cat for god's sake." He said. "Fine then." Riley let the miffed cat drop on the floor and it promptly proceeded to try to climb Blaise's legs. He howled in pain.
"GET THE DAMN THING OFF" Blaise shook his leg trying to get rid of the cat, who was clinging on for dear life. "You should have apologized." Riley sniffed. "Ok. I'm sorry! I'M SORRY! Now will you please get the thing off" Riley nodded and detached Jules from his leg.
Blaise winced at the bloody tattered rag that was once his pant leg. "What's all the yelling about" A voice drawled. Draco was leaning against the doorway with an eyebrow arched in question and a smirk plastered on his face.
Riley quickly locked Jules back in her cage at the sight of Draco and fixed her hair quickly. "Draco, don't let the door…" Blaise began but it was too late for the door slammed shut. "Shut" Blaise said and buried his head in his hands. "Why me?" he muttered. "Why couldn't it have been anyone but me?" "What are you going on about Blaise? I can open the door. See?" Draco fiddled with the door but it didn't budge.
Once again the color from Draco's face drained. "You mean I'm stuck in here with her?" he indicated to Riley who immediately came to his side. "I know, it's fate isn't it?" she said resting her head on his shoulder.
Sam rolled her eyes and sat on a crate again. "Are we there yet?" she whined. "No, not for another hour and a half" Blaise said looking at his watch. Everyone sighed and Draco and Riley sat down on the floor.
"This is taking too long" Riley complained while twiddling her thumbs. "I know" Sam said. "Let's have a hot and steamy orgy, right here right now" she said as serious as she could. "Ok!" Riley jumped up suddenly, but Sam saw the horrified expressions on the boys' faces and laughed.
"I'm just kidding" she said, but then wickedly added while raising an eyebrow and grinning maliciously, "Or am I?"
She looked thoughtful for a moment "Though it wouldn't be an orgy really because there are only four of us. So it would be a foursome. Unless of course you want to add animals."
Blaise gave a startled choking noise. "But I'm not really for beastiality." Riley nodded. "A foursome it is then." Draco looked absolutely repulsed. "You think that I am taking any part in something like that in a luggage cart?" He asked disbelievingly.
"So you'd do it outside of a luggage cart then" Sam asked tilting her head to the side and observing him. His face flushed and Blaise laughed. "Ooo kinky." Riley grinned and moved closer to him. Draco scowled and scooted away from her.
"Man you guys have no sense of humor." Riley sighed "This is going to be a loong trip." She leaned back on a trunk. Sam twirled her hair around a finger, humming. Draco and Blaise leaned in a corner and held a mumbled conversation. The only other sound was the shaking of the train and the occasional squeak from an animal.
"Man, this is taking forever" Riley complained as her stomach growled. "My stomach is telling me it's time for food" she said. Sam scowled at her. "You're always hungry, even after you eat, which is like continuously! And even with your nonstop eating you don't gain a pound! You jerk!"
Riley looked at her. "So do you have any of those cauldron cakes left in your bag?" she asked Sam who grumbled and pulled one out. Riley grabbed it from her immediately and scarped it down. "That was definitely not enough!" she said reaching for Sam's bag and taking another.
"Hey!" Sam yelled and pulled her bag back. "Get your own food!" Riley looked at her for a moment. "That's what I'm doing." Sam looked at her quizzically for a moment.
"Well you're not eating it so why waste it when it can very well become my food?" Sam rolled her eyes and popped a chocolate frog in her mouth and rereading the card several times hoping it would pass time.
"'He worked hard to create the' ...blaaaah I can't even finish it." Sam groaned. She lay down and covered her face with an arm. The train made a swift turn and Sam gave a startled squeak as she fell off her makeshift bed on top of Riley who was stuffing her face full of candy.
"Umph" Riley cried as she was knocked to the ground. "Oww." Sam rolled off her friend and sat up pushing her hair out of her face to try to see. "Noooo! My foood" Riley wailed as she tried to scrape off the squished remains of a pasty off the floor.
"Don't eat that! It's germy" Sam said. Riley pouted. "Fine." She sat down next to her friend and crossed her arms.
The boys had been suspiciously quiet. They were no longer huddled secretly in a corner but each sat quietly on a trunk looking, well, despondent.
The train gave a sudden lurch and the whistle blew as it stopped. "Finally!" Blaise said absolutely relieved and standing up abruptly. The door was opened and a man that was bigger than the average man looked at them. "What 'er you lot doin' in 'ere?" he asked while pulling down some trunks as the four of them jumped out. "Long story" Sam said.