A/N-> Ok we wanted to post this a little later to see if we would get some more reviewers, but we obviously didn't :( Oh well! Please review this chapter!

bobkat2007 -> Riley: She's my follower, what can I say? Sam: Let's all hop around like Easter Bunnies!

Katarina McGonagall-> Riley: We're gonna do something great one day to Hermoine, and I can't help it if I am truly in love with Draco!Sam: Your moms whole wheat bubba!

Monica7725 -> Riley: Special students nudges Sam look we're special!I do NOT get embarassed :P Sam: Rawr I'm a lion!

Chapter 3

Sam coughed "Well that's just a little too creepy for me. I'm out of here." She stood up abruptly and made for the door. "Samma! Wait for me!" Riley rolled off the bed and followed Sam. "Where are you goin'?" Riley asked.

They both blinked their eyes trying to get used to the dark. "I don't know," Sam said, "Out of here anyway." "Why are we whispering?" "Because it's dark and if you don't whisper the monsters will hear you and come and get you." "MONSTERS!" Riley squeaked and grabbed Sams arm, tugging her back towards their dorm.

Sam laughed, "I was only joking. Come on let's see what down this way." They walked down the dark hallway, staying close to the wall. "This feels like we're spies." Riley whispered. Sam grinned and did a semi-roll, brandishing her wand. Riley giggled and followed her lead.

The girls continued down the long dark hallway, their hands now up and positioned like they were guns so they could be like that muggle character, 007 James Bond. "KaPOWEE!" Riley yelled, acting like she was shooting at Sam who then clutch her stomach and fell to the floor as if she were dying.

Sam then started speaking like she was a mob leader. "Johnny, you tell Paulie that he's the man of the house now and to take after me" she said and then closed her eyes and was motionless. After a few moments silence Riley shook Sam who was still lifeless. "Come on Sam" she said "Don't do this to me now."

She continued to shake her when Sam bolted up and Riley screamed. Sam started laughing uncontrollably. "You should've seen the look on your face!" Sam exclaimed while standing up and continuing down the hallway.

"I'm gonna get you back for that one." Riley waved her wand threateningly. Sam looked over her shoulder. "You wouldn't!" Her eyes widened and she quickened her pace down the hallway. "Oh Yes I Would! RICTUSEMPRA!" Riley cried.

Sam was overcome with the tickling sensation and she fell to the ground laughing. "You-Are-Such-A Jerk!" She wheezed in between giggles. She pulled out her wand and yelled "Confundus!" Strangely the confusion charm had no effect what so ever on Riley. She just smiled and prepared to hit Sam with another tickling charm.

"Nooo!" Sam cried as she was hit again and another round of giggles followed. Clutching her stomach she dodged down the hallway, with Riley close behind her. "I said I was sorry." Sam's eyes were welled up with tears from all the laughter.

She grabbed a handle to a door and threw herself inside, casting a tickling hex at Riley. Riley lay on the floor with a tickling sensation all over her body. It finally started to wear off and she followed Sam through a door.

She stopped next to Sam who was staring all around her. It was then that Riley clued in and saw what she was staring at. This was the sixth year boys' dormitory and many of the boys, including the Sex God and Blaise, lay on top of their beds in nothing but boxers, fast asleep.

Riley and Sam both dropped their jaws and stared for quite an amount of time. They finally realized, after drool had slid down their chins, that they should probably get out before one of the boys woke up and had to go to the bathroom or something so Sam grabbed hold of Riley's arm and practically drug her out to the hallway.

"What did you do that for?" Riley demanded. "I was trying to capture the image of Draco half naked in my mind!" Sam considered this for a moment. "Well yes that is a very nice image..." She began replaying the picture in her head, forgetting what she was going to say.

Riley gave Sam a sharp poke in the side reminding her that she was in mid sentence. "BUT they could've woken up! And that wouldn't have been cool." Riley pouted "Then we would have gotten to see Draco half naked AND angry."

Sam nodded "And then dear, he would have killed us for waking him from his beauty sleep." Riley opened her mouth to speak but a loud rumbling came out instead. "My tummy says it's time for food." She grinned. Sam laughed. "I could go for some pie right now." "Lemon pie!" Riley was practically drooling. "Mmmmm...Lemon pie." Sam was now dreamy eyed.

"Sam, have I told you lately how much I love you?" Riley said to Sam while they were walking through the darkened hallways looking for the kitchens. "Of course dear, and I love you too." "Sam, you're making me teary eyed" Riley said faking some sniffles.

They came to a picture of what seemed to be a very disoriented knight. Sam poked the knight in the chest and he fell over. "Oooo pretty pony!" Riley exclaimed noticing the horse on the side of the picture.

"One day I'm gonna have a pony as pretty as that one" Riley told Sam while walking down the hallways after tickling the information out of the knight. They had to look for a picture of a bowl of fruit and tickle the pear. "And voila!" Sam said turning the corner to reveal the painting.

"You're mine now you little vegetable!" "Sam…that's a fruit." Riley corrected her. "Of course! Like I said. A fruit!" She tickled the pear mercilessly, until it had a spasm of giggles and swung aside to reveal a door. Sam bowed and swung an arm outrageously in front of her. "After joo." Why thank you Samma." Riley grinned and skipped through the door way.

Sam followed her doing a bunny hop. "Wow" Riley stopped short, causing Sam to smash into her. They both stared in awe at the massive, well lit kitchen, with house elves swarming everywhere. Aside from the small army of house elves there were dozens of well stocked pantry shelves. "We have found Utopia!" Sam cried.

It was at that moment when Sam saw the cupboard that was stocked full of whipped cream in the spray cans. She nudged Riley in the ribs and pointed to it. "Friggen Right" Riley grinned at the sight. Just then some little house elves came and bowed low to the two girls.

"What would the Miss's be wanting?" one named Dobby asked. "Lemon Pie!" Sam exclaimed almost immediately. Within the next few seconds three lemon pies of different sizes were brought over to the girls. "Which one will you be wanting?" Dobby asked. Sam pointed to the largest one, drool issuing out of her mouth.

"Ewwww Sam stop drooling! It's only a pie. It's not like it's Draco in his boxers" Riley said, then thinking back to earlier that night she started to drool also. While the house elves were turned away, Sam and Riley both ran to the cupboard and hid as many cans of whipped cream under their shirts. Dobby came back over to them. "Why is the Miss's all lump?" he asked.

"Uhhh...I get hives from kitchens." Sam mumbled. "Yeah me too." Riley agreed, nodding her head up and down vigorously. "We really should go...so If you'll just excuse us..." They both grabbed a pie from the house elves and ran for the door. A can of whipped cream dropped from underneath Sam's shirt.

"SHIT! THEY'RE ONTO US! RUNN!" Sam screamed as the tiny army of house elves gave a collective gasp of shock and anger. The two girls dashed out of the kitchen and ran as far as they could until they collapsed underneath a portrait of an elderly witch with a pet hippo.

"You don't think they'll follow us do you?" Riley asked. "Nawh...they're too scared to leave the kitchen." Sam dipped her finger into a lemon pie. Riley slapped her hand. "Ouch!" Sam glared, "What was that for?" "You don't eat with your hands! It's not polite."

"Well do you see any forks around?" Riley nodded and pulled two forks out of her pocket. Sam's mouth opened in amazement. "Ok...that is weird." Riley just shrugged and said "I keep them for emergencies." "Of course. Who knows when you might need a fork?" Sam snorted and scooped a huge mouthful of pie onto her fork.

After finishing their delicious pie, they found their way back to the Slytherin Common Room. "Sam, I miss Sam" Riley said. "I miss Sam too" Sam said. "He was so British and hot with his Bloody Hell and such" Sam mimicked a fake British accent.

"Man, we need to put this whipped cream away" Riley said while stifling a yawn. "And take a nap" Sam said as Riley nodded her agreement. "More like go to sleep since it is like one thirty in the morning" Riley said to Sam.

They both yawned and carried the whipped cream up to their dormitory and crawled helplessly into their beds. They both slowly drifted off to sleep, Riley dreaming of her Sex God and Sam dreaming of purple cows floating on a neon pink cloud. Sam giggled in her sleep as Riley held her pillow close and sighed.

Sam was woken up by the sound of Riley muttering and making strange grunting noises in her sleep. She rolled over groggily and looked at the clock. '3:48 am'. A loud giggle sounded from Riley's bed. Sam crawled out of her bed and wrapped a blanket around her.

She opened Riley's bed curtains slightly to see Riley burying her face in a pillow and saying "Mmm...Draco...Hehe Don't do that...No...not THAT...heheh...Lower...a little lower..." Sam burst into a silent fit of giggles. "I don't think I'd like it south of the Border." Sam drawled, mocking Draco's voice.

Riley snorted and opened one eye slightly. "Huhh?" She mumbled, peering up at Sam. "Well now that you're awake." Sam said beaming down at her, "Let's go eat some whipped cream and stare at some hott Slytherins."

"Man, if I were a guy I think I'd have a flaming hard-on from that dream" Riley whispered as they crept up the boys staircases, each holding a can of whipped cream. "By the sounds of it I would agree" Sam said while grinning like the Cheshire cat.

"I made sounds?" Riley asked horrified. Sam grinned while nodding furiously. "And they were very orgasmic." Riley thought to herself for a moment. "That's funny" Riley said. "Why's that?" Sam asked.

Riley finished the mouthful of whipped cream and then said "Because he was only hanging curtains, but he was shirtless so that made it even better." Sam just stared at her friend. "You mean to say that all he was doing was hanging curtains?" Riley nodded. "Yellow ones with pretty pink roses."

Sam shook her head in amazement. "You are one messed up kid." Riley shot her a goofy smile, before filling her mouth with whipped cream. "Ah! And here we are!" Sam announced stopping at a door with the shiny silver six engraved on it. She opened it slightly and then turned to Riley.

"Now remember we've got to be stealth. It would suck to get caught." Sam whispered to her. "That means no drooling or girly screams and absolutely NO touching!" Riley pouted "You're a fine one to talk about touching." Sam stuck her tongue out at her. "I have never once touched a guy without his consent." "Suuure." Riley said, swinging open the door and creeping into the room.

She stopped at Draco's bed and got a good view of his well toned chest. "Impressive." Sam whispered and shot a giant amount of whipped cream in her mouth. "Very nice Indeed." Riley just nodded, too lost in the beauty that was a half naked Draco.

The two girls had fallen asleep on the boys' floor and they suddenly heard a high pitched sugary sweet voice coming from the stairwell. "Drakie! It's me! Pansy!" Riley shook Sam and the two rolled under separate beds, Sam under Blaise's and Riley under Draco's. They heard the door swing open and heard Pansy's footsteps cross the room.

Her feet were right beside Riley's face. God that woman needs a pedicure, Riley thought at the sight of her grimy feet. They also smelled pretty grimy too which definitely not impress her at all. Sam was trying as hard as she possibly could to conceal her giggles as Pansy shook Draco awake.

"Draco, breakfast is starting soon. Are you coming?" she asked. "Mmm just let me get changed first" Draco mumbled climbing out of bed.

"Do you mind if I stay and watch?" Pansy asked seductively, but Draco pushed her out of the room. Seeing that the other boys were luckily still asleep he pulled his boxers down on the spot.

Sam could no longer hold it and burst into uncontrolled laughter. This made Draco give a startled jump. He looked around the room wildly for the source of the giggles. "Sam! You blew our cover!" Riley muffled cry came from under Draco's bed. She rolled out from under only to be faced with a very startling sight. Sam's hysteria only increased as Draco jumped back in horror at the sight of Riley rolling out from under his bed.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" He yelled, desperately trying to cover himself up. "Looking for these?" Riley said weakly, holding up his boxers and then dissolving into giggles. "Draco would you kindly shut up some of us are trying to sleep." Blaise muttered from his bed.

"AND SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO GET DRESSED IN PRIVACY!" He grabbed his boxers from Riley and hurriedly put them on. "Uhm Draco...you have them on backwards." Sam pointed out. At the sound of her voice Blaise popped his bed ridden head out of his drapes.

"What's going on?" "Oh we're just havin' a little party." Sam laughed. Blaise stared down at her on the ground. "Whipped cream?" She offered the bottle to him.

Footsteps were heard once more from outside of the door. "Draco, why are you yelling?" came Pansy's voice. "No reason, Muffin" Draco said loud enough for her to hear. "Well I'm coming in there" she said while trying to open the door but Draco quickly leaned against it. "No need to" he called. "Too bad" she said and kicked the door open.

Riley had hidden back under Draco's bed and Blaise did the first thing he could think of to do with Sam. He pulled her into a lip locker. Riley had to suppress her giggles at this sight, and the fact that Draco's boxers were still backwards. "Why is she in here?" Pansy asked icily while indicating to Sam. "Why does it look like she's in here? She and Blaise are obviously a thing now."

Sam pulled away from Blaise for a moment, her face beet red. "We are?" she asked excitedly. "Don't be stupid buttercup, of course we are" Blaise said through clenched teeth. "Alright I can live like this" she said while being pulled back into Blaise's lips.

"And where did that other twerp go?" Pansy asked. Draco shrugged, "Probably to breakfast. But if you could excuse me, I still need to get dressed" he said while pushing her out the door. He finally closed the door behind her and Riley climbed out from under the bed.

"How are you supposed to breathe while doing this?" Sam asked when she finally pulled away, very out of breath.

"Well, Cody taught me this thing with-" Riley began but Sam cut her off. "I don't want to know what Cody taught you." She shuddered. Riley shrugged "Fine, but don't come crying to me when you pass out due to lack of air the next time you make out with Blaise." Blaise glared at them. "There won't be a next time." Sam pouted.

Draco turned on both girls and gave them an icy cold stare. "Now you had both better leave. I don't know what you think you were doing in here but if I ever catch you again I'll-" "You'll what? Drop your pants in front of us?" Sam said with a mischievous grin. "I believe you've already done that, but if you'd like to again...then please go right ahead." Riley giggled.

Draco gave them both a murderous glare. "Fine we're leaving." Sam threw her hands up in the air. "Come Riley." Riley took once last look at Draco, whose chest was heaving with his barely contained rage. "He's even sexier when he's angry." She thought to herself.

Sam grabbed her arm and they walked out of the room and slammed the door behind her. Draco turned to Blaise. "What are you smirking at?" He snapped. "So you flashed them the Malfoy family jewels eh?" He chuckled. "That must have been a sight." "Oh Shut Up! At Least I didn't have my tongue shoved down one of their throats."

Riley and Sam walked down the staircase and luckily avoided any other Slytherins. Noticing they were still in their pajamas they made their way up to their dormitory and changed. They made their way down to the Great Hall and sat next to their piggy back buddy's.

"Hey guys, feel like giving us a ride to transfiguration this morning?" Sam asked them brightly. They merely grunted and shoved their faces with scrambled eggs. "Ewww how anyone can eat eggs I really don't know. They're just so icky!" Riley complained and grabbed an uncooked poptart that Sam made a disgusted face at.

She then took a can of whipped cream and glanced around, and then realizing the no one but Sam was watching, she covered the whole thing in whipped cream. "You are seriously gross man" Sam told Riley while taking a bite out of her muffin.

The bell rang for first class and Riley and Sam instantly hopped onto the backs of Crabbe and Goyle, ready to be taken to their first class.