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Chapter 2 & 3

The Past! A Bleak Future!

By

Bulma

Bulma rolled her eyes at the dramatic entrance of the Prince. She crossed her legs as they rested upon her desk and dipped her spoon into the pint once more. Vegeta came and stood in front of her desk and slammed his hands upon the desk that shook with his force. Bulma glared at him. "You know you could have just knocked like a normal person and I would APPERICATE if you would not come so RUDELY in here and try to break my nice, EXPENSIVE desk!" she yelled at him. "Onna, I will do as I please! I am the Prince of all--" "All Saiyans and I will destroy you if you continue to disrespect me." Bulma finished his word for word threat.

This earned her a glare and Bulma once again rolled her eyes. "What the hell do you want Vegeta? Can't you see I'm celebrating!" "Celebrating the fact that you are gaining more weight to that fat ass of yours?" Vegeta smirked. "Asshole, get the fuck out!" Bulma hissed. "Not until you fix the training bots! They were not strong enough this time." Vegeta crossed his arms and resumed his scowl façade. "AGAIN! I just fixed them last night!" "Well your inventions are not qualified to my fighting ability. Perhaps you are not the genius you say you are." That got under Bulma's skin as she slammed down her pint and stood up.

"You worthless fucking asshole! How dare you! You have the balls to say that to my face! Well I'll show you how much of a genius I am, how many people you know how to make a functioning time machine!" Bulma screamed at Vegeta's cool façade that soon turned to one of dark surprise as realization sunk into his mind. "Wench, you lie!" "Ha! Look behind you jerk off!" Vegeta turned around and saw the machine. He then began to walk towards it. Bulma followed closely in toe behind him.

"And just what do you think you are doing!" Bulma yelled at him as he threw open the cockpit of the machine. "I'm going to the past. What does it look like I'm doing!" Vegeta threw it open and cast a dark look at her. Bulma stood baffled for a moment. She realized her stupidity of revealing her invention to Vegeta. For many reasons she knew if Vegeta went into the past, Kami only knows what damage he could end up doing to the timeline. "No you can't! I don't know if it works yet! I haven't tested anything!" Bulma tried to steer him away from the invention.

Vegeta smiled as the Earthling's attempt to prevent the inevitable. Bulma rushed in front of him and spread her arms, blocking his path. "Vegeta, you can not use it…yet!" "The hell I can't!" he snarled and he grabbed her around the waist as he threw her over his shoulder like a sack. "Put me down! Where are you taking me!" Bulma yelled as she beat his back with her fists. Panicking to where he was planning on doing. Vegeta entered the time machine and sat her ungracefully on her ass in the chair.

"Well we are going to test it now. I want to go 20 years into the past!" Vegeta told her as he shut the hatch. "Vegeta! I am not going to take you in the past unless you tell me exactly what we are going to do." Bulma tried to stand her ground. Vegeta grabbed her shoulders and squeezed them enough to make her wince at the force. "I wasn't asking. Now if you are going to cause problems, I am going to have to correct you. Now I'm TELLING you again, and I do not like to repeat myself, get the ship in gear and take me to my destination." Vegeta hissed.

Bulma did not budge. She was too frighten to even move a muscle. Vegeta got sick of her trembling and shoved her over and began to mess with the controls. Bulma came back to her senses and began to fight him. They both struggled and fought each other. Vegeta was surprised that such a small creature could put up much of any fight with him. "Damnit Woman!" Vegeta yelled as he threw her off and hit the bottom to start the process. The engines roared and suddenly they were thrown up in the air and into the time stream.

-20 Years Into The Future!-

The machine rumbled through time restlessly. It's outer shell began to deteriate and the machine began to slowly destroy itself. Bulma fell back onto the ground as Vegeta fell back in the seat. The machine crashed landed on Earth's barren soil. Dust and debris flew up in the air, eclipsing the ship. The ship settled and Bulma moved her sore limbs. "I want off the ride…" Bulma whimpered. "Quit your sniveling! Come on, we have much work to do!" Vegeta yelled at the heiress as she picked herself off the floor and Bulma angrily glared at him.

"Son of a bitch! What the hell have you done!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta smirked at the angry as hell heiress before him. " I went 20 years into the past. I am going to fix the future!" Vegeta laughed. Bulma's color in her face drained. "Wh-what?" she breathed. She felt a sickening feeling in her stomach and her blood ran cold. "We are going to change everything! I will destroy Frieza and preserve Vegeta-sei! Then I will destroy that fool Kakarot!" Vegeta laughed as he opened the hatch to the barren wasteland. Bulma appeared behind him and looked out onto the hellish place. Bulma looked at the outline of her once beautiful house.

"Vegeta I don't think we are in the past. Earth was not like this 20 years ago…" Bulma softly spoke. Vegeta clenched his fists in anger. He whirled on her. "You wench! You bitch! What did your stupid invention do! Why are we not in the past!" he yelled at her. Bulma backed away from him in fear. Just what will he do to her now? Bulma thought fast. "Vegeta stop! If you hurt me then you will never get back!" Bulma tried to voice reason through her fear. She trembled as Vegeta towered over her in pure anger.

"Then fix it NOW!" he yelled angrily. Bulma jumped and rushed to fix the control panel. She looked it over. It was completely fried. But she knew the dire results after looking it over. She rested in the chair in despair. "Vegeta…you sleazy, stupid, dumbfuck, shit for brains, egotistical, ballsac, fucking dick head! We went 20 years into the future! Not in the fucking past dumbass!" Bulma glared at him with tear brimmed eyes.

Vegeta paced outside as he heard this and tried to figure out the mess. However, luck was not on their side and Vegeta sensed hostile energies approaching them. "Fuck…just what we need…" Vegeta breathed and prepared for the worst. Bulma heard Vegeta mutter some obscenity about something and stood up. "Damnit Vegeta! What do you have to say for yourself! You are the most insensitive jerk! I told you that I haven't tested it! I fucking told you! And now look at it! You ruined everything! Everything! Well I for one am sick of your shit! I'm sick of you treating me like scum of the universe, of you destroying my things, and for fucking doing shit like this to me! Gods I hate you and you will pin this all on me! Well fuck you Vegeta! Find your own damn way home!" Bulma went up to him and screamed in his face til hers almost turned blue.

Small tears fell from her eyes and she stormed over to the machine capsulated it. "Good-bye Vegeta!" she sniffled. Bulma didn't' even manage to take two steps til' unknown figures appeared in front of her. TO her they seemed to be like cat people in matching red and black uniforms. "Slaves, what are you doing out past curfew?" the head leader of the 3 demanded to know of her and Vegeta. Vegeta silently walked past Bulma and put her behind him. "We are no slaves. We are new here." Vegeta coldly explained.

"Lies! No one is allowed here on this planet unless granted permission from the Empress. So try another excuse." the second man ordered. Bulma looked between Vegeta and the 3 men. Vegeta's eyes twitched in annoyance. "Do you call me, The Prince of all Saiyans, a liar? You should feel lucky I do not destroy you right where you stand!" "Well lets see you try." the third person threatened and they got in fighting stances. "Woman, get away from here!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma didn't need to be told twice before she began to run. The 3 guards wasted no time. The one the left went after Bulma while the other two took down Vegeta.