Here is Sora's first lesson everybody! Please R&R!
Please do not feed the Zucchini
The class that Sora taught on Destiny Island settled down, for there odd teachers first lesson. This teacher was very odd indeed. I mean not many people can scare Cloud into jumping out a window. The students wondered if he was all right. A few preppies cried at this, and everyone else was speechless. One brave solider finally raised his hand.
"Umm… teacher Sora?.. what will be our first lesson?"
The teacher in what looked like a Willie Wonka costume turned around.
"Well I'm glad you asked," said the crack headed teacher. "today's lesson is going to be about not feeding Zucchini, and 'm going to explain why you should not do this."
Everyone stared. 0o …..
"Well now to start the lesson." The teacher said turning his back and drawing a very horribly drawn zucchini on the board.
"This is a … Zucchini!"
Everyone gasped.
"Do we know what zucchini's are?"
kiari raised her hand.
"Yes kiari?"
Zucchini's are a vegetable."
"NO! They ARE NOT A VEGATABLE!"
"Than what are they?" Riku said.
"DO NOT Talk WITH OUT MY CONSENT!" hits Riku with darkblade.
"Hey that's mine!"
"Well it's mine now! I'm confiscating it"
"What?"
Riku shut up as Sora hit him again.
"Anyone else?" he said cheerfully. Seeing that no more hands were raised, he continued his lesson.
"See the Zucchini?"
The class nodded.
"We do not feed Zucchini. Do you know why?"
The class shook there heads.
"This is why… if you feed the Zucchini, the zucchini will get mad and inject purple gooey stuff into your bloods streams. If that happens, do you know what will happen next?"
The class shook there heads again.
"You will turn into them after the purple gooey stuff has consumed you and eaten you alive, than you will turn into many other zucchini, and if people feed you? Than you will inject purple gooey stuffs into your blood streams."
Seeing the class, which was very confused, he lifted a bowl of what looked like Zucchini on to the table.
"For example," he said as three zucchini leaped onto the table. With that he feed the zucchini, suddenly they to started to foam at the mouth and leaped off the table biting Riku and some preppies on the neck, than they started to turn into zucchini. The class screamed as zucchini flew every where, and with that, Sora let his class leave the school, while he collected all his pet Zucchini. Poor Riku, he had tuned into a zucchini. Sora thought of making zucchini casserole when he went home tonight. With that last thought, he went home to make his casserole that consisted of the preppies Zucchini and the Riku Zucchini, as well as some others.
What will Sora teach us next? Who will be the next victim of Sora's outrageous teaching? Read more to find out.
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I'll post Sora's next lesson as soon as I can, the rating may go up with this lesson:
How are babies made?
Please R&R.. or flame me… wee!..
Sry, Riku had to die next, don't worry, his death is nothing compared to everyone else's so consider him lucky. Wee!