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The substitute teacher

Leon had a horrible fate as Sora chained him to a bed and let a bucket of scorpions crawl on his face. Sora took pictures of it too so he could show his class of what happened to his belittled students if they were bad. Saying good bye to Leon who was screaming his head off about killing Sora as well as from the stings of the tailless scorpions, he walked out happily and got into his new car. He had just bought it with the money he got from working as a teacher. He did not even know that there were cars on Destiny Island. Getting in the car, he started the ignition. The car quickly rumbled to a start as he squealed in delight. Starting the car and driving, he began to drool nonstop. "Just like a gummy ship!" he screamed as he put his foot to the petal hard and drove right off the cliff. All that was heard as the scene panned out was a slight screaming and an "ooohhh nnnooooo….." that echoed through out the island, as he was seen falling from cliff and into the ocean.

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The next day all the students sat in class waiting what there dreaded teacher would do to them next. They had all told there parents from the start how Looney this teacher of theirs was, but as predicted, none of the parents believed there children. As the door to the classroom slowly opened, many of the students gasped while others hid. They had heard what had happened to Leon the day before, and did not want to expect the same fate. The door suddenly stopped opening with a creak as dark mist suddenly started to fill the room. Yuffie panicked thinking it was a toxic gas and fell over from lack of breath as she held her nose.

Suddenly everything went quite as the figure walked in smiling a very scary and sadistic smile. Everyone gasped. It was, the one and only, the omega and the alpha,… or was it the alpha and omega…. It was….. "AION! " everyone screamed in horror. They did not know what to do until Aion screamed for the class to shut up and sit down. More or less like this,

"SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC HUMAN BEINGS AND SIT YOUR BEHINDS DOWN WHILE YOU HAVE THE LIFE TO MOVE WITH IT!"

Everyone was quite and stared up at him, a few twitched irritated or in fear, you couldn't really tell which.

"Now, if I may explain myself," he said leaning against the teacher Sora's desk. "It seems that your teacher was in an accident the other day, and that I may take over until he recovers from falling off such a large cliff, and such a tragedy too." He out his hand to his head dramatically.

The students were quite for a few moments. Than everyone suddenly burst out cheering as mariachi, festival music began to play. Aion watched them amused with a smirk on his noted sadistic face.

"SO, " he announced again making everyone be quite and sit in there seats. " I will be your teacher from now on." The room suddenly became cold as his eyes flashed dangerously behind the glasses he wore. Pushing them up he stretched and yawned loudly than turned his back on them and looked at the chalkboard in the front of the classroom.

"What was it you were learning in your last class?" he asked curiously taking note of the odd drawings on the bored. No one spoke. He turned around to meet there gaze as they stared back in horror. Smiling and shrugging he went over to Sora's desk and sat in the chair, going through the drawers to find anything interesting. He did. Looking through them, he took out 5 zucchini, 1 drawing of the teacher Sora that was horribly drawn, a bottle of birth control pills, Aion did not want to know where those came from as he looked at them in surprise; a bag of scorpions, a very long cane, a rainbow tie die umbrella, and random little things from screws to paperclips to a few bags of sand. He frowned, "what the hell did this teacher teach?" he asked the class. The class did not answer, except for one of Clouds friends before he jumped from the window. He taught many things. Aion stared at him bewildered, than shrugged himself, throwing everything back into the draws.

"Alright class is dismissed or today, come back tomorrow if I haven't already dominated the world." He said with a smile. All the students piled out as a few stared at him, a few girls waved and giggled blushing as he waved in return, and ran out the door. Sitting back in the chair Aion smiled, "First this classroom, than this school, than this island, than the WORLD!" he cackled evilly as the last of the students ran from the class thinking Aion as a crazy nut.

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- to make this clearer, Aion is a character from Chrono Crusade. If you don't know what that is, than google it! - it is a good anime series, and its still sort of recent, books are still coming out with it in anyway.

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