A/N> Yes, it's been a long time since we've posted but school does get hectic. anyways heres chapter 9. Hope you enjoy
Monica7725-> Lol you are obviously awesome if you're random. We're quite random ourselves so it all works out!
Chapter 9 Skrewts
"No." Riley said, "I really don't." Sam laughed and began removing her top. "SAM! Don't!" Riley cried, yanking down her shirt. Sam ignored her and ripped her top off, revealing her hot pink bra. Riley almost had a coronary and Draco and Blaise couldn't stop staring.
"Hey! Don't watch her!" Riley glared at Draco as Sam continued to dance and strip. "Well if you're not going to I might as well watch someone." He replied not looking at her.
"Well." Riley was now slightly angry. "I'll just have to strip too won't I?" She stood up and promptly began removing her clothing and dancing to the music. A crowd had now gathered to watch.
The girls were quite good for first timers judging by the cheers and catcalls they were receiving. "Exactly what is going on here?" A voice demanded loudly. The music suddenly stopped and the whole room was quiet as Professor Snape swept into the common room.
"Uh." Sam was now left in only her underwear. "A strip show?" She giggled nervously. "Really?" Snape was breathing heavily in anger. "And just what brought on this impromptu performance?"
"Sam's idea!" Riley said quickly. "HEY!" Sam was outraged. "You were doing it too." "Well it doesn't matter! You will both be severely punished for this..." "Extremely entertaining and sexy show?" Riley suggested. "Wow." Sam grinned mischievously. "I'd like to be severely punished by you Professor."
The girls in the common room burst into giggles and Snape looked like he would like to murder both girls. His normally pale face was bright red and his eyes flashed dangerously.
"Well." Sam said, turning to Riley. "Since we're already half there. Care to streak?" Riley beamed. "I would love to." She answered. "Awh yeah Baby!" Sam screamed, dodging past Snape and stripping off her remaining clothes. Riley followed her. They both ran out the common room entrance completely naked.
They reached a broom closet and said the summoning charm for their clothes which came whizzing into the room. "Man this closet smells like sex" Riley said while sniffing. "You know what sex smells like?" Sam asked her.
Riley nodded. "I may not remember that night but I do have a lovely tale of how I know this fascinating information." Sam grinned. "Please, do tell." Riley grinned back.
"Well one time when Matthew, my brother, came home from his girlfriends house, he walked by and he smelled pretty bad for a change. So me being me, I said 'God Matt, take a shower, you smell like sex'. And he became all shifty eyed and then told me not to tell mom because it was true. Yup, true story bubba."
Sam broke out into fits of laughter. "That is so stupid! You'd think he'd learn to take a shower before he came home!" Sam exclaimed while pulling a sweater over her head.
"Man, what are we gonna do when Snape finds us?" Riley asked. Sam shrugged, "I dunno, take the detention and hope that we aren't expelled?" Sam and Riley walked out of the closet with their clothes back on and headed towards the common room, and to their luck, Snape had left in search of the two of them.
The moment they entered, the room erupted in applause and many pats on the back. Draco walked up to Riley with his arm around her waist. "Wow, now that was something. Care to give me one of those in private one of these days?" he asked seductively. Riley giggled. "We shall see."
Blaise walked over to Sam and ran his hand through his hair. "Well, I have to admit, you do put on a pretty good strip show" he said to her. Sam tossed her hair. "Of course I do. I'm a natural!"
Snape stormed back into the common room hours later to find the girls fully clothed. Enraged, he walked over to the girls, took hold of their arms and dragged them out into the hallway.
"You will both be going to the Headmasters office." He exclaimed. This statement was met with cries of protest by the girls. "Unfair man!" Riley cried. "Yeah! You know you liked it." Sam said.
Snape pointed in the direction of the Headmasters office and the girls walked towards it sulkily. Snape said the password and led them up the stairs in a huff. The girls entered the circular room and looked amazed. "Ooo pretty birdie" Sam squealed while heading towards Fawkes.
The bird graciously bent its head and allowed Sam to stroke its bright fiery feathers. "It's so shiny!" Riley cooed, patting it lightly. "I want one!" "But where would you keep it?" Sam asked. "In the bathtub!" Riley responded. Sam scoffed "No stupid that's only for pet dolphins!"
They were interrupted by a small cough. Dumbledore sat in his chair looking at the girls and fawkes serenely. "Well Severus what seems to be the matter?" He asked. Professor Snape gladly told the headmaster what was wrong, continuously throwing dirty looks in the girls direction as he did so.
"Well it seems you have caused quite a commotion." Dumbledore said mildly after Snape had finished his story. "You both are aware of course that displays of indecency are against school rules?" He asked the two girls. Both stood silently. "At least public ones." He added, his eyes twinkling. "You will both have to be punished for this."
"Nothing life threatening is it?" Sam piped up. Dumbledore chucked as Snape silently hoped it would be. "No more brooms!" Riley suddenly yelled out of nowhere. "Way too many splinters last time!" Sam nodded her agreement as Dumbledore chuckled once more.
"You will both have to help Hagrid raise this years batch of skrewts for the next two weeks. He will be expecting you after classes starting tomorrow" Dumbledore finally concluded. Both girls faces fell. "Skrewts?" Riley asked. Dumbledore nodded. "But what if we happen to be allergic to skrewts? You know, coincidentally..." Sam said, her voice trailing off.
"I'm afraid we have record of what you are and are not allergic to Miss Hatt. Now I suppose you two better be off to bed now seeing as you have a long afternoon of skrewt raising tomorrow" Dumbledore said, his hand extended towards the door. Sam and Riley left the office sulkily, followed by Snape all the way back to the common room.
"This is all your fault!" Riley glared at Sam. "My fault?" Sam squeaked. "How is it my fault!" "You were the one who stripped!" Riley said. "Yeah but I didn't make you do it too!" "Yes you did!" "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!" "Tooo!" "Not!" "YEAH!" "NO!" "YEAHHHHHH!" "I love you. Lets do it." Riley stopped mid yes and blinked, considering this. "Ok," She nodded "Let's do it."
Sam wiggled her eyebrows and grinned "Mmmm nice. Can we do it right here?" "No." Riley said. "He's there." She pointed at Snape who was watching them with disgust plastered all over his face. "Enough of this foolishness!" He snapped. "IN!" The door to the common room opened violently. "And I don't expect to see your faces again this weekend. Both girls edged there way past the angry Professor. Once they were safely in the room Sam smiled and said
"See you in potions!' Riley waved as the door slid shut and Snapes brilliant red face disappeared from view." The common room was deserted since it was very late on a Sunday night.
Riley yawned widely and stretched. "OOOooo. Stretchgasm." She groaned. "Man those are so nice." Sam said and stretched open her arms. "Mmm." Riley stretched again and copied her noises. They looked at each other and burst into giggles. "This must sound soo bad." Sam laughed. "Kinky" Riley said.
Sam and Riley awoke late for classes the next day. "Can't we just skip them all?" Sam groaned as Riley pulled Sam through the corridor towards divination. "But I hate that old bat. Let's just skip this class puhlease!" "Sam this is the most fascinating subject ever! I think I've finally found my calling!" Sam grumbled. "But last time we went in there she told me I was pregnent..." "Point being?" Riley asked carelessly.
Professor Trelawny scowled at Sam as she walked in late but smiled at Riley. "She's out to get me. She's gonna kill me in my sleep. I know it, you know, christ on a cracker, even she knows it!" Sam exclaimed while taking her seat.
After snoozing in the perfumed room for another hour the two girls headed down to transfiguration where they met up with Draco and Blaise. Professor McGonagall didn't look too happy to see them, but ever since their first detention she seemed to dislike Riley and Sam very greatly.
"Bet she's fantasizing about us naked" Riley said under her breath to Sam, Draco and Blaise who all started sniggering. "Well it's obvious that she's a total lesbian. She's aching for our hot and sexy bodies" Sam commented which made the four of them start laughing.
Professor McGonagalls head snapped up. "What's so funny?" she asked. "Oh nothing" Draco said. "Detention, all four of you. And five points each from Slytherin." Sam rolled her eyes. "Oh great, two detentions in one day. Isn't this just thrilling?"
They stayed after class to arrange their detentions with Professor McGonagall. Draco and Sam would be changing sheets and blankets on beds in the hospital wing without magic and Blaise and Riley would be cleaning out the cages of the animals McGonagall uses in transfiguration class.
"Fan-freakin-tabulous." Sam sighed when they were out of the classroom. "Can't we go one day without getting into trouble?" Riley grumbled. "It's like we're cursed." "Well Blaise and I had perfect school records until the two of you came along." Draco said. "I'll bet." Sam snorted. "We did, believe it or not." Blaise said. "Model students we are." They both looked incredibly smug.
"Well we have things to do and People to see." "Goodbye now." They quickened their pace and left the girls standing in the hall. "This day sucks." Sam muttered. Riley nodded her agreement.
Riley walked with Sam to the hospital wing for her detention because that was one of the routes to the classroom. "Is it just me or has Draco been really distant with me lately?" Riley complained. "Like he doesn't like me anymore."
Sam rolled her eyes. "Riley, you know that's not true" Sam said. They stopped outside the hospital wing doors. "Well at least find out for me what's going on" Riley said to Sam and then threw herself onto her and hugged her. Sam looked shocked but hugged back. "Aww, we're having a moment" Sam said and grinned. "See ya biatch" Riley said and continued down the hallway.
She stepped into the transfiguration room where Blaise was already starting on the cages. Riley half smiled at Blaise and sat down beside him and grabbed a cage and started emptying out its contents.
"Ewww it's full of poop!" Riley turned up her nose at the cage, yet continued to scrub. Blaise laughed at her expression. "So..." he said. Riley turned her head to him. "Yeees?" Blaise played with his shirt collar for a moment.
"Sam's not interested in anyone is she?" he finally asked. "Omigod! You like Sam!" Riley squealed while trying to keep her hands away from the animal poop. Blaise kind of blushed a bit. "Awww Blaisey!"
Blaise muttered something incomprhensible and turned all his attention to the cage he was cleaning. This was going to be an incredibly long detention. Why couldn't he just keep his mouth shut. He sighed and scrubbed at an extra stubborn piece of animal crap.
"DRACO! Freakin' jeez, get over here and help me NOW!" Sam glared at Draco, who was sitting on a chair looking at the bedding disdainfully. "Absolutely not. This is house elf labor. It's beneath me." He said. "Stop being a jerk!" Sam snapped and threw a pillow and pillow case at him. "Get to work!" Draco merely tossed the pillow to the floor. "No." He said.
Sam inhaled deeply. 'I must not kill him.' She thought. 'Riley likes him too much for me to kill. Though I don't know why she likes him so much. Yeah she'd definitely get over it if I killed him. Yeah...' Her thoughts trailed off to devising spectacular ways of murdering Draco.
"What are you looking at me like that for!" Draco demanded, shifting uncomfortably in his chair. Sam grinned. "Are you hitting on me?" Draco asked. Sam laughed in disbelief. "Where do you get that from a look?" "Well maybe you were undressing me with your eyes. I'm sure many females do that." "You are so unbelievably arrogant!" Sam snorted.
Drao shrugged "I've a right to be. I am incredibly good looking." "And incredibly idiotic." Sam paused a moment and then decided this was a good opportunity. "And what's been going on with you and Riley lately huh?"
He looked at her "What do you mean?" "Well you've been all distant she says. She thinks you don't like her anymore." Draco raised an eyebrow. "Really? Well that's not true." "Then tell her that! Christ on a cracker, men are SO slow."
About an hour and a half later, both girls rushed as fast as they could to get to Hagrids hut. "Sorry we're late" they both panted as they ran inside. "What took you two so long?" Hagrid asked while scratching his graying beard. "Detention" Riley said while shaking the animal poop off of her hands. "And it was tres icky. You were lucky Sam. You had pas de poop."
Sam tilted her head at Riley. "How mad would you be if I happened to kill Draco in his sleep one of these nights?" Riley just stared at Sam. "Why? What did he do?" Sam rolled her eyes. "He was obviously being arrogant as Draco tends to do." Riley blinked. "Well in that case go right ahead."
Sam beamed as Hagrid raised an eyebrow. "You two ready to look after some of me skrewts? They've been dying to see you." "Have they actually been dying though?" Sam asked. Hagrid just looked at her. "No missy they haven't. Look if you cooperate with me for the next two weeks then I'll only keep you for an hour each day, but if you just argue and complain then yer looking at a good two to three hours per day. Understand?"
Both girls nodded and started for the back door, but were interrupted by a knock at the door. Hagrid opened the door and there stood Harry, Ron and the know-it-all-bitch Hermoine. Hermoine cocked her hip at the sight of Riley and Sam and raised and eyebrow at Hagrid. "See you have new friends" she said and stalked off to the school.
Sam and Riley turned their heads to each other and in sync said "Hate her!" Hagrid turned to Ron and Harry. "What are you two doin' here?" he asked them. "Well, we just came to visit you, but it looks like you're busy" Harry said and turned to leave but Hagrid stopped them. "Just got a new batch of skrewts in. Come and check 'em out!"
Hagrid missed the look that passed between Ron and Harry. "Uh..sure Hagrid." Harry shrugged at Ron and they both followed Hagrid out to the back. Riley and Sam were already there. They both looked disgusted at the prospect of looking after these...things for 2 weeks.
"They're so gross!" Riley squealed. Hagrid looked shocked. "No they aren't. They're beautiful. Just look at them." He smiled fondly at the skrewts, which were fastened safely to poles. "Bless 'em." Sam looked at him in disbelief.
"You've got to be kidding?" Hagrid shook his head. "Right. Now really what you'll be doin' is giving 'em some exercise and makin' sure they're properly fed. And Ron and Harry'll be helping you today."
Ron and Harry turned pale and Hagrid continued. "You can each take two and put 'em on these leashes." He held up a fistful of leather cords. "Right. I'll just leave you to it then." Hagrid beamed at them and handed Harry the leashes. Sam laughed weakly. "Greeeeat, freakin' awesome."