:M-A-N-S-E-X:

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the square enix characters… in fact I barely own any of there games. Wow… that's… weird. Oh well I still have played them.

Aion walked out of the bathroom his side hurting and his ass feeling as if it was on fire. He looked warily back at Sephiroth who continued to greet Sora and left. He had had enough, tomorrow he would quite being a substitute even if it meant a step below from his world domination, he could just not take it anymore. Walking to the school he cashed in his teacher i.d. and went back to his house to gather his things and leave.

Sephiroth knew that this may be the result, but he was happy he got some pleasure with it. He would call up Xemnas to substitute for Aion the next day. For now he decided to visit Aion and see him on his way.

:The next morning:

After the visit with Aion, few students remained, either because there parents took them out of class, or Aion or Sora had taken them as victims in there plans and lessons. Now only a few where left, but just as they thought, new additions came to the class. These additions where twice the height as the other children, while others where just as immature. These 12 students names where, Roxas, Xigbar, Zexion, Larxene, Saix, Luxford, Axel, Vexen, Xaldin, Marlaxia, Demyx, Lexus, and Namine. They where all throwing around paper balls and airplanes when the teacher came in a swirl of smoke rise from behind him. He smiled at all the students menacingly as he wore a whit suite with black markings on it.

"Hello there students." His cold rich voice rang in the classroom and made everyone go still. "I am your new substitute teacher."

His yellow eyes bore into every one of his students. A few shivered from the stare while others, such as the preppy girls giggled childishly finding some sort of attraction to the man.

"My name is Xemnas..." he finally spoke after a long pause. "and I will teach you the world of kingdom hearts!" as he spoke this a large dragon burst from the back of the classroom. It looked more mechanical than anything as its wings spread and its eyes gleamed.

"Sorry I'm late boss.." it spoke.

Xemnas nodded to It thinking it perfectly normal and continued his lecture.

"You see my dear children," he bowed slightly. "Kingdom hearts… it's a magnificent thing really."

A few girls squealed as he spoke.

"SILENCE FOOLS!' he screamed at them and threw a chalkboard eraser at them making them cry.

"Yes the hearts are a great thing, after all if you posses ones heart you posses there soul." The few crying girls suddenly stopped crying and sighed at him.

One of the new students suddenly raised his hand to go the bathroom.

"Yes Xaldin?"

"Can I go to the bathroom?" He pleaded holding his gut.

"…GOD IS WATCHING YOU!"

Everyone stared at the teacher in slight shock.

"… Wait… I thought you didn't believe in god?" Saix said making a point.

"…I AM WATCHING YOU!"

Xaldin looked at the teacher Xemnas in pure horror for a moment.

"Yes sir.." he replied hesitantly.

"…alright… you can go…BUT REMEMBER!"

Xaldin nodded quickly and ran out of the classroom.

"As I was saying student..." Xemnas said continuing his long and outrageous lecture on Kingdom hearts.

:3 Hours later:

Everyone stared at Xemnas dully. Even the once before squealing fan girls get bored of him. And Xaldin was still not back from the bathroom yet.

Xemnas looked up at his class and frowned.

"Hmm you guys look bored.." The students looked up at him hopeful that he would excuse them. A tint in his eyes told him otherwise.

"Than I will just have to fix that..." he grinned as he suddenly ripped off his coat wearing nothing but a leather thong.

"FEAR MY SEXY LOOKS!" he screamed. "I Am M-A-N S-E-X!"

Xaldin walked from the bathroom after a long period of time. He peeked in only to see Xemnas almost completely naked and ran back to the bathroom holding his hand to his mouth ready to throw up. All the organization members, or other wise known as new students screamed there heads off and suddenly dashed out of the classroom. The few boys left in the classroom also screamed and ran out while others jumped out the windows to meet there demise. It didn't matter either way to them.

Xemnas was still having fun showing his self off when he looked down at the class and saw that it was nearly empty. Only the girls remained. He blinked and shrugged putting his coat on and sighed.

'oh well.. I guess class is over for today. I'll see you all tomorrow bright and early in the morning!' with that he smiled and disappeared in a 'poof' of light. All the girls sighed with lovey-dovy eyes and finally began to leave the classroom looking foreword to the next day.

Aion: if I have not explained earlier, Aion is a character from the anime Chrono Crusade. A great anime/ manga actually. They just released the last manga not to long ago. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

((welp hope you liked this chapter!1 I got some idea's from my friend who rp's as Xemnas…or mansex… soo yea… XD oh well. PLEASE REVIEW!